Dave 5,715 Posted January 8, 2016 Greeting, fellow unworthy disciples of Kefka! Once again, the time has come for a federal election, and although we ran short last time (see our past campaign here ), the Cult of Kefka Party feels that we once again should throw our feathered hats into the ring! If elected as President, Kefka's biggest promise to all is the promotion of equality. Worried about the capitalist bourgeoisie oppressing you? Fretting over the poor dipping their hands into your pockets? Fear no more, for Kefka will ensure that everyone is in their proper place. Rest assured, as his term continues, the disparity of monetary distribution will seem less and less important, and in fact, it's increasingly likely that all classes will increasingly rely on each other for commodity and mutual safety! So not only will Kefka be decreasing the gap between rich and poor, he will be helping you make more friends! What more could a person ask for? Of course, Kefka doesn't shy away from today's current hot-button issues, and will tackle all the country's controversial topics head on. Worried about guns? Don't worry: you can buy as many as you like, because they won't do you any good. Worried about immigration? Fear not! Guaranteed, you will soon not only see less and less people coming in, but fewer and fewer people from within the country as well! Don't want to see money put into welfare? Just as well, because you won't live long enough to use it! As you can see, Kefka has a permanent and practical solution for all of the issues facing the country today. But as we all know, what people REALLY want is to make sure that no hoity-toity career politician is getting into power, and that we all want to see one of us get into the Oval Office. And rest assured, Kefka is no ivy-league Shinra soldier. He pulled himself up by his bootstraps, working his way up through the ranks through heard work and determination. And since he has a humble background, the sheer number of inconviences, controversies, and dead bodies don't matter, because populism is the best part of modern politics, am I right? Of course I am! Kefka is one of you. So if you want to see Kefka work his magic and make your country a better place to live in, remember to vote for the Cult of Kefka Party in 2016. Remember: a vote for Kefka is a vote for living a marginally longer life if he permits it! 3 Hargleblargleboo, luka and Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul_Seeker 753 Posted January 8, 2016 Sorry, dude, I've already voted for Sephiroth. His slogan got to me: "Make the Planet great again." 3 Xiro, sEUpernova and Dave reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pangoro "Sen" 445 Posted January 8, 2016 No. 2 Ultima Spark and Enix reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enix 995 Posted January 8, 2016 Here's his slogan for 2016. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted January 8, 2016 It depends. How pretty is he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 5,715 Posted January 8, 2016 On 1/8/2016 at 3:03 AM, Shana09 said: It depends. How pretty is he? He's the prettiest! He has a nice, warm smile, long blonde hair, and he's secure enough to wear makeup and own it! 2 luka and Hargleblargleboo reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catmaster0116 2,676 Posted January 8, 2016 What is the probabilty of being struck by your light of judgement if I vote for someone else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hargleblargleboo 979 Posted January 8, 2016 2 Soul_Seeker and Dave reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
