You can have Kingdom Hearts III right now, BUT...

[Kaweebo 3,617]

This is a game I felt inspired to make after seeing a Gamefaqs thread titled this, giving me an idea. Essentially, the first post starts off with 'You can have Kingdom Hearts III now, but...' and then you write something horrible (or otherwise) that the person would have to do in order to get the game. Then the next post replies whether they'd do it or not before writing their own catch and the cycle continues on and on.

 

So, I'll start:

 

You could have Kingdom Hearts III right now, but...you'd have to drink a entire carton of spoiled milk. Would you?

Edited October 31, 2015 by Kaweebo

[KingdomHearts3 2,591]

What is this? There are conditions for people to buy me? NONSENSE! If people want to buy me, let them have it!

[Joker 1,560]

I would have to become obsessed with Symmetry to point where im trash anything else that is not the exact same on both sides deserves to be die and be killed.

[DaxovanHearts 452]

I'll drink a gallon of spoiled milk for a new world reveal

[Forever 3,550]

F*ck that! I'm not about to be stuck with chocolate rain for a week, just because  KH3 isn't here yet.

 

Hmmm.....me turn, I suppose-

 

You can have KH3 right now, but.....you'll have to deliberately fail all your current exams. >:

[KeybladeLordCheeseCurd 1,542]

Eh, I can retake those exams anyway. HELLO KH3!

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

Shut up and give me the game.

[Gwynbleidd 551]

Spoiled Milk? Is that supposed to be a challenge?

 

 

 

Okay, you can have Kingdom Hearts III, but on one condition: You have to spend all your savings on it and pay an interest of 1985% APR.

Edited October 31, 2015 by Recusant Sora

[catmaster0116 2,676]

You can have Kingdom Hearts III right now, BUT...it'll half unfinished with an incomplete plot with glitches and bugs everywhere and you'll never see the ending of the game because it was never completed.....

 

OR you can wait until it gets completed during the year when you get admitted into a nursing home or Hostel as a geriatric resident

 

I can say the same about FFXV lmao

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

Spoiled Milk? Is that supposed to be a challenge?

 

 

 

Okay, you can have Kingdom Hearts III, but on one condition: You have to spend all your savings on it and pay an interest of 1985% APR.

 

There are other ways of obtaining a game...

[Gwynbleidd 551]

There are other ways of obtaining a game...

 

Well, if you followed the condition, you are up to your eyeballs in debt. 

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

Well, if you followed the condition, you are up to your eyeballs in debt. 

 

What I meant is that you don't have to buy it necesarily, you can borrow it from a friend, steal it from the shop... downloading it...

 

 

A better condition would be that you can have KH3 but you can't use at all a PS4 or Xbox One.

Edited October 31, 2015 by Xamtehwt Trece

[Gwynbleidd 551]

What I meant is that you don't have to buy it necesarily, you can borrow it from a friend, steal it from the shop... downloading it...

 

I know, but THAT would be cheating!

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

I know, but THAT would be cheating!

Can't my friend lend me his game? Or even better, just buy it with him (or them) so the amount of money I have to pay is lower.

[Gwynbleidd 551]

Can't my friend lend me his game? Or even better, just buy it with him (or them) so the amount of money I have to pay is lower.

 

But did your friend follow the condition I set in stone? If so, I think he would want you to pay off his debt. 

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

But did your friend follow the condition I set in stone? If so, I think he would want you to pay off his debt. 

 

Well, that's not my problem, he's the one paying for it .

[Gwynbleidd 551]

Well, that's not my problem, he's the one paying for it .

 

Okay, fine. But the interest increases by 100% per week. So do what you will 

[Trece the Xam ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) 3,859]

Okay, fine. But the interest increases by 100% per week. So do what you will 

As I said, I'm not he one paying, it isn't like I care.

[Solstice 749]

This thread is getting off topic.

 

Let me steer it back on topic.

 

You can have KHIII right now....but you have to watch 14 episodes of bad soap oprah's

[TheFinalPersonaKeyblade 1,029]

That's it?

 

You can have Kingdom Hearts III right now, BUT you will not be able to go out of your home or school.

[Veemon 1,540]

This thread is getting off topic.Let me steer it back on topic.You can have KHIII right now....but you have to watch 14 episodes of bad soap oprah's

If I could watch the episodes back-to-back while getting to eat, I would be fine with that.You can have KH3... But you must first watch and actually love Digimon, from season 1 to Season 3. Can you do that? Would you do that?

[Solstice 749]

If I could watch the episodes back-to-back while getting to eat, I would be fine with that.You can have KH3... But you must first watch and actually love Digimon, from season 1 to Season 3. Can you do that? Would you do that?

Already working on it, Steven!You could have KHIII, but first you have to walk a tightrope across two 50 story buildings.

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

you can have KHIII NOW...but all memory of the storyline will be removed from your brain

[EternalChange 303]

Deal. I can always revisit the storyline.

 

You can have KH3 now...BUT you will turn into a frog, and anyone you kiss will turn into a frog as well.

 

(You got what you wanted, but you lost what you had!)

[Prince_Beau 8]

^I can still play the game tho...right lol

 

 

You can have KH3 now....BUT everyone is out to get you because you have the game.