Enix 995 Posted September 6, 2015 You're walking through a forest at night. You decided to take a shortcut after hanging out with your friends at Dave & Busters. As you walk, you heard footsteps behind you. You quickly look to see what's behind you. Nothing was there. Relieved, you continued to walk. But all of sudden, you heard a loud voice saying "NOW IT'S SHOW TIME!" You began to run with terror. As you're walking, the voice began to come closer and started to yell all over the place while screaming with a demonic voice: "I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" You stopped dead in your tracks. You know that you can't outrun it. You grab your handgun. But there's only one bullet left. Being scared, you hold your gun out, hoping that the terrifying voice would leave. But unfortunately not, the voice came closer and closer to you. The voice became so deep that it sounds like screams from hell. With your heart pumping as fast as ever, you began to aim around you, hoping to find the source of the sound. But the voice seems to come from everywhere. What will you do? 1 Josuke Higashikata reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 5,715 Posted September 6, 2015 But if it's a short cut to my home, which is in the city, why is there a forest? 2 Ninkoro and Robbie the Wise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enix 995 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 12:43 AM, Dave said: But if it's a short cut to my home, which is in the city, why is there a forest? Because the city and the forest are near to each other. The home is between these two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 5,715 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 12:48 AM, Sora is cool said: Because the city and the forest are near to each other. The home is between these two. I take the one bullet in my gun and use it to threaten whoever was in charge of the zoning laws. 1 Enix reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeybladeLordCheeseCurd 1,542 Posted September 6, 2015 I'd take the gun and shoot with such accuracy.....such precision.....it hits where the voice comes from...and kills them.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted September 6, 2015 I'd tell the voice that "I'm really feeling it" is an incredibly dumb meme and that they should stop using it since it isn't funny. 2 TheEightMelodies and Ninkoro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 6, 2015 Riki would smack Shulk for his insolence! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 1:53 AM, Riki said: Riki would smack Shulk for his insolence! This, on the other hand, is a fantastic joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EskimoSquirrel 60 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 12:36 AM, Sora is cool said: What will you do?Nothing...You were eaten by a Grue. 1 Enix reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted September 6, 2015 I'd open the door Get on the floor And walk the dinosaur 6 Solstice, Kittenz, WolfTheDemon and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seasalt_tears 6 Posted September 6, 2015 Baahaha Holy sh** Im sorry, but I cant help but think of the shia labeouf song ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaweebo 3,617 Posted September 6, 2015 I could have sworn that this was a lead-in for this song: 5 PillowHead, Kittenz, Xiro and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted September 6, 2015 Actual Cannibal... Shulk? ._. On 9/6/2015 at 1:53 AM, Riki said: Riki would smack Shulk for his insolence! On 9/6/2015 at 1:56 AM, Shulk said: This, on the other hand, is a fantastic joke. Y'all are gonna have to explain this one to me at some point (if I don't already know what it is and I've just forgotten.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 5:53 AM, Xiro said: Actual Cannibal... Shulk? ._. Y'all are gonna have to explain this one to me at some point (if I don't already know what it is and I've just forgotten.) "You will pay for your insolence." The line that the one boss that everyone has trouble with says over, and over, and over, and over again. SPOILERS: Click to reveal AKA Lorithia. 1 Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 5:57 AM, Shulk said: "You will pay for your insolence." The line that the one boss that everyone has trouble with says over, and over, and over, and over again. SPOILERS: Click to reveal AKA Lorithia. ...... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPOILERS: Click to reveal See, I wouldn't have known that, since I've only played with the Japanese voices 1 Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted September 6, 2015 On 9/6/2015 at 6:00 AM, Xiro said: ...... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPOILERS: Click to reveal See, I wouldn't have known that, since I've only played with the Japanese voices SPOILERS: Click to reveal Oh yeaaah. That's what she always says in English. 1 Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwynbleidd 551 Posted September 6, 2015 Ignore the voice and give it no attention. If it gets close I will put one between its eyes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Sideris 1,551 Posted September 6, 2015 Wait , did the voice say : "IT'S SHOWTIME" ? It's Sting . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catmaster0116 2,676 Posted September 6, 2015 Shout out 'Marco!' and hopefully the mysterious voice will reply with 'Polo!' Or you could just use the Monado foresight and predict where your opponent is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Solstice 749 Posted September 7, 2015 where's a smash ball when you need it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Swagblader 280 Posted September 7, 2015 I will sacrifice my one bullet to Genie, who will summon Big Boss from MGSV, take him down tactically and use a fulton. Or I'd maybe point my gun at the face of Actual Cannibal Blank Blank. Whichever one makes more sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites