Nweintraub 630 Posted August 12, 2015 " "Chuck Norris once tried to go & join WWE, but..." & people are unsure as to whether... He wasn't interested & thought John Cena, Nathan Jones, Triple H, Ultimate Warrior, Kofi Kingston, Rey Mysterio, Rob van Dam, C.M. Punk, Undertaker, Dusty Rhodes & the gang were condsidered a simple "Diaper Brigade" compared to him & quit before he started anything, or... The Judge said "No professionals allowed", sent the usher after him, threw him out, then said, "come back when that bald patch in your chest hair is gone! It's ugly, irritating & disgusting!" " Now try to creat your own! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeybladeLordCheeseCurd 1,542 Posted August 12, 2015 Fool, when Chuck Norris goes to WWE, he forces his way into WWE. 6 Nero Kunivas, Kittenz, The Protagonist and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eternalsleep 175 Posted August 12, 2015 Ansem seeker of darkness suffers a defeat at the hands of sora and goes to the door of kingdom hearts where he dissolves in a white light. But what they don't realize is there is no white light, it is simply Chuck Norris's awesomeness ending the game. 1 Yuya Sakaki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted August 12, 2015 Mysterious Figure is Chuck Norris' bitch. 1 Yuya Sakaki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalChange 303 Posted August 14, 2015 The boogyman checks for Chuck Norris under his bed. 2 Yuya Sakaki and Philip Ellwell reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted August 14, 2015 Chuck Norris once gave a bunch of teens some old watches. Those teens are now known as the Power Rangers. Peace! 1 Solstice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Solstice 749 Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) Chuck Norris gave a Keyblade to a suit of armor. That suit of armor is now known as the Lingering Will. Edited August 16, 2015 by KHRealm20012 1 Yuya Sakaki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted August 16, 2015 Chuck Norris wasn't born: he simply is. I dunno either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalChange 303 Posted August 30, 2015 Chuck Norris once spit in the sewer in New York. There are now Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. And even then, Chuck Norris would win. Edited August 30, 2015 by Firaga Sensei Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Solstice 749 Posted August 30, 2015 The only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. And even then, Chuck Norris would win.[ img ]http://imgur.com/gallery/IjHUeOM[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firaga 5,947 Posted August 30, 2015 [ img ]http://imgur.com/gallery/IjHUeOM[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
