Klonoa the Dream Traveler 678 Posted July 15, 2015 Hello users. I'm your soon to-be Webmaster, Klonoa. I just wanted to tell the new rules that will be effect soon on here. General Rules For The Forum 1. You only have 9 accounts. This means you can't have over 9 accounts. Even if it's just a joke, don't do it. Doing so will make the Dream Team come over to your house to receive your punishment. And trust me, when they're done, you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 2. Be a cruel pervert member. This means argue and harass with other members. You can't have different opinions, so keep counter attacking till they are your love slave. Keep harassing other members. Try to imitate other members, including using their pervertness as part of your avatar or signature. Just generally be a pedophile. 3. Don't use report button. Underneath every single post and on every profile page there is a report button. DON'T USE THE REPORT BUTTON. Doing so will sent you into a different dimension, where you be torched forever by Flaming Lea. Just like what happened to Vexen. So whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE REPORT BUTTON. 4. Threaten people via chat system. We need you to threaten new members. Doing so will make us look strong and friendly as KHINSIDER. If we see you not doing this, we will talk to you about it and ask you to stop. 5. Destroy the staff members. Get rid of them all. Don't show mercy to them. Not after what they did to Space Cowboy. (They banned him.) Posting Rules 1. Keep Spamming. So basically keep posting stuuf like "Discover how to increase your junk in a week" or "Find how I earn 400 dollars in a week" 2. Double post a lot. Do it to piss off Shanoa. She will love it. 3. Never post on-topic. Basically, never post the same thing on the topic. Talk about Boku no Pico instead. 4. Bow down to Hatok. Listen to him. He's the best user besides Jim. 5. Do junior modding. This is when a regular member does the job of the moderator. We want to encourage members to be cruel as possible. 6. Don't use the report button. I can't stress this enough. Don't use it. 7. If a thread contains spoilers, please put in a picture of Boku no Pico. It makes everyone feel safe. Also put the picture in a spoiler tag using the spoiler. What's Not Allowed 1. Talk of Xion. We all hate her. 2. Threads like Which "KH you like to kill" or "who do you want to have smex with?" They start wars and we'd prefer to keep wars in the forum. Just for popularity. 3. Being nice to other members (this goes for statuses and on chats too). 4. Anything that is found by a staff member to have giant "Kairi booty value". It you're constantly breaking rules, you will be banned from the site. What happens if you break a rule? If you break any of the rules above, Hatok will raise your horny level. Along with that will be a bloody satan message explaining what rule you broke and how to avoid breaking it next time. If you argue with the mod or Weednort for why you were banned, and being completely correct about it, you may be banned for a few years to the end of the universe. This is just to let you to get pissed off and let the information sink in. If you're being a jew to other members via chat, you will be banned from chat for over 9000 years. It you're constantly breaking rules, you will be killed by Yuno Gasai. 6 MickeyTheMick, Exiblade7, CharlesseCe and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted July 15, 2015 So basically keep posting stuuf like "Discover how to increase your junk in a week" or "Find how I earn 400 dollars in a week" I feel those are mutually exclusive questions. 2 bit and Javelin434 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeybladeLordCheeseCurd 1,542 Posted July 15, 2015 Banks hate me!!! Find out this one simple trick to earning $500 in cash!! 2 Derek Abraham and Javelin434 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) Hello users. I'm your soon to-be Webmaster, Klonoa. I just wanted to tell the new rules that will be effect soon on here.What's Not Allowed4. Anything that is found by a staff member to have giant "Kairi booty value"..Well... I'm screwed... Edited July 15, 2015 by Javelin434 4 TheEightMelodies, KeybladeLordCheeseCurd, KairiKeybasH and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeybladeLordCheeseCurd 1,542 Posted July 15, 2015 Well... I'm screwed...I'm screwed too, then. 1 Javelin434 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catmaster0116 2,676 Posted July 15, 2015 Mr Klonoa, You forgot rule 8 I AM GOD 1 Klonoa the Dream Traveler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted July 15, 2015 Pfttttttttttttttttttttttt people do all that stuff anyways 3 Kittenz, Robbie the Wise and bit reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Sideris 1,551 Posted July 15, 2015 You sure as heck have a lot of free time . 2. Be a cruel pervert member. That's pretty easy . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikuFangirl2008 1,368 Posted July 15, 2015 Talk about Boku no--Oh no.... Oh heck no! Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MickeyTheMick 175 Posted July 16, 2015 Lol I feel like all this stuff use to happen back in the day of this site Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted July 16, 2015 It you're constantly breaking rules, you will be killed by Yuno Gasai. Can confirm ◕ ‿ ◕✿ I'mwatchingallofyou< 3 hasdonesallofthese* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted July 16, 2015 The perfect rules. Absolute perfection. Super perfect. (Don't ask why Cell is here.) 1 Klonoa the Dream Traveler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
