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Klonoa the Dream Traveler    678

Klonoa the Dream Traveler
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Before I leave and my account gets deleted, I want to express my unpopular opinions about Kingdom Hearts.

 

1) All the characters has anime hair-dos. It proves that Square Enix is incapable of not making anime hair dweebs.

 

2) The series made the once cool Cloud into a emo.

 

3) All the villains are black people. Square Enix is racist!

 

4) This franchise is popular because of Disney characters. Without them, this series would be crap.

 

5) Kingdom Hearts fanbase is awful. They make stupid fan fics and art. People on Deviant Art can draw better than them.

 

6) These "original characters" like Xion are terrible. Sonichu is a more original character than them.

 

7) The story is awful. Keyblades and Time Travel? Kill la kill has a better story than this. And Kill la kill is TERRIBLE.

 

8) This franchise has ruined Final Fantasy characters. I will never see Sqaull and Yuffie the same way again.

 

9) The graphics? So freaking shitty. Sonic 06 has better graphics than this.

 

10) Dream Eaters? What a ripoff of Pokemon.

 

11) If you have a crush on these characters, you deserve to be jail, you sick pile of shit. They're younger or older than you.

 

12) The gameplay is a ripoff of DMC and Zelda.

 

13) This franchise made the once popular Mickey and friends into some crappy fangirl fan fic.

 

14) Sora can't love Kairi. They're too young.

 

15) If you think Roxas x Axel is possible, you're wrong. Axel is WAY OLDER than Roxas. That's pedophile.

 

16) Super Mario can beat all these characters in one hit.

 

17) If their was a anime about Kingdom Hearts, people would watch Boku no Pico instead.

 

18) They made Sepiroth into some emo dweeb.

 

19) The rule 34 of Kingdom Hearts is terrible. Sonic rule 34 has better art.

 

20) Riku? More like Dante ripoff.

 

21) Sora is a ripoff of Pit in Kid Icarus.

 

22) Link has more personality than any KH character.

 

23) The worlds are a ripoff from Paper Mario. Twilight Town? They rip it off from Paper Mario Thousand Year Old Door!

 

24) Xion is sad attempt made from Square Enix to bring more OCs into the franchise.

 

25) The only likeable character in KH is the Moogle. Why? He gives you items.

 

26) Square Enix will never beat Sega and Nintendo.

 

27) The only good Kingdom Hearts game was the Vcast. The rest was shit.

 

28) Most moments are ripped off from Door to Phantomile.

 

29) Xemnas is Darth Vader clone.

 

30) The pair ups are terrible. Sora x Riku? Mario x Luigi is much better than that pair up.

 

31) Sora is also a ripoff of Shulk from Xenoblade.

 

32) The new Final Fantasy is a ripoff of Xenoblade Wii U.

 

33) Miiverse fan art is much better than KH fan art.

 

34) Kingdom Hearts hentai sucks.

 

35) SpongeBob would beat the shit out of Sora and Xehanort.

 

36) Super Mario 3D world is better than 1.5 and 2.5 remixs.

 

37) I would kill for some Sea salt Ice cream right now.

 

38) Most magic attacks are ripped off from Final Fantasy.

 

39) Kingdom Hearts 3 is a failure and Big Rigs is better.

 

40) Projard was right. Kingdom Hearts and Square Enix games are shitty and Nintendo games are better.

 

41) Fire Emblem lets you touch your waifu. Can Kingdom Hearts let you do that? Nope.

 

42) The music is terrible. Should have let Justin Bibever sing Dearly Beloved and sanctuary.

 

43) The voice acting is terrible. Dr eggman should haved voice all the characters.

 

44) Aqua? Pure fap material.

 

45) Deymx was the best character in the franchise.

 

46) The art is crap.

 

47) Avaliable only for PS3 is shit. Why not Wii U?

 

48) Easy butthurt fanbase. You mad?

 

49) All the characters are ripped off from One piece.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

50) I love KH.

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Nick Sideris    1,551

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Maybe.......Like a card game? 

I think it's more like a heists game . It involves Donald and Goofy , you know , stealing stuff . 

 

The first mission is called : "If the price is right ...".

Description : A Mafia mastermind, Mickey , calls Donald and sends him to find a guy that owns the "Keyblade" (spoiler alert : the Keyblade is supposed to be a nuclear weapon that's gonna be used against another Mafia called "Org.IV ") . Long story short , Donald finds the guy and he kills him using high-level technology and then gives the "Keyblade" to an undercover cop known as "L.E.O.N." (Lance Ebenezer Orton Nitro) .

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Deadpool    1,200

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I know this is just a bad attempt at a troll, but Kingdom Hearts made Squall better than he was in Final Fantasy. Just saying.

REALLY rare for KH to make its version of a character better than the original.

 

What's Kingdom Hearts ?

Some lame Disney game children play. 

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Swordinger    110

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I know all of this is kind of a joke, but I agree with point 9. I mean, c'mon. Have you seen those fingers? This kind of graphics is pretty embarrassing for a time where graphics engines are so advanced, they should have done something for those HD collection, such as using new engines. It maybe took way more long but the result would have been better.Why? Because I had to see Pluto's model just sliding away instead of properly moving in the KH 1 Finale. I laughed so hard because that was showing pure laziness.This is just proof that Square Enix has been incapable of keeping pace with the times. I really hope nothing happens to KH3 graphics because I'm okay with saying that games are good even tho they're graphics are sh*tty but let's be honest, nowadays graphics have indeed an important part to play in videogames franchising.

 

Also, I'd like to add something it always bugged me: no freaking NPCs. Kingdom Hearts have always been characterized by huge locations, big areas to explore freely, but what a waste of space! Like, have you seen Sora's father? Me neither. I just had to witness a spiky haired child talking to f*cking no one while Riku was talking with Terra.I was like "wHAT?" and I laughed again. I love the series, but oh god. There're things that are embarrassing as hell lmao and I really hope Kingdom Hearts III will solve these problems, because details are essential. If they're not, let's see again Sora talking to his non-existing parents before going to a new journey.I apologize, but I had to say it.

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Clouded Sun    1,232

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I know all of this is kind of a joke, but I agree with point 9. I mean, c'mon. Have you seen those fingers? This kind of graphics is pretty embarrassing for a time where graphics engines are so advanced, they should have done something for those HD collection, such as using new engines. It maybe took way more long but the result would have been better.Why? Because I had to see Pluto's model just sliding away instead of properly moving in the KH 1 Finale. I laughed so hard because that was showing pure laziness.This is just proof that Square Enix has been incapable of keeping pace with the times. I really hope nothing happens to KH3 graphics because I'm okay with saying that games are good even tho they're graphics are sh*tty but let's be honest, nowadays graphics have indeed an important part to play in videogames franchising.Also, I'd like to add something it always bugged me: no freaking NPCs. Kingdom Hearts have always been characterized by huge locations, big areas to explore freely, but what a waste of space! Like, have you seen Sora's father? Me neither. I just had to witness a spiky haired child talking to f*cking no one while Riku was talking with Terra.I was like "wHAT?" and I laughed again. I love the series, but oh god. There're things that are embarrassing as hell lmao and I really hope Kingdom Hearts III will solve these problems, because details are essential. If they're not, let's see again Sora talking to his non-existing parents before going to a new journey.I apologize, but I had to say it.

Ugh, that's the art style. That and the fact that the games were all built on consoles less powerful than PS3s and Xbox 360s means that that wasn't really something Square wanted to do for Kingdom Hearts. In fact, I believe that Square Enix games have the greatest facial capture on games on consoles.The power factor of the consoles also plays a role in lack of NPC. You gotta remember that Square built every game after KHII on handhelds, and the PS2 wasn't that powerful to begin with either. Nobody expected NPC or open world on PS2. Edited by Sun Wukong

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Swordinger    110

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Ugh, that's the art style. That and the fact that the games were all built on consoles less powerful than PS3s and Xbox 360s means that that wasn't really something Square wanted to do for Kingdom Hearts.In fact, I believe that Square Enix games have the greatest facial capture on games on consoles.The power factor of the consoles also plays a role in lack of NPC. You gotta remember that Square built every game after KHII on handhelds, and the PS2 wasn't that powerful to begin with either. Nobody expected NPC or open world on PS2.

Nothing to say about the facial features, which are enjoyable and all, but it bugs me to see those fingers. Also, some textures of the clothes just lose quality when someone even raise an arm. And that's what I have to say about graphics.

 

Now, the mere fact that Atlantica was full of NPCs on the PS2, going around without a single problem, swimming, is more than a justification for me to say that NPCs should've been added to all the f*cking worlds. Also, in some other occasions - such as before the Battle of 1000 Heartless, in Radiant Garden - before an important battle or event, all of your party members walk around the area without, again, any visible problem.The PS2 had enough power to allow this, the PS3 is even powerful and all we got were vast and lifeless locations.That, sir, is just pure and disgusting laziness.

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Clouded Sun    1,232

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Nothing to say about the facial features, which are enjoyable and all, but it bugs me to see those fingers. Also, some textures of the clothes just lose quality when someone even raise an arm. And that's what I have to say about graphics. Now, the mere fact that Atlantica was full of NPCs on the PS2, going around without a single problem, swimming, is more than a justification for me to say that NPCs should've been added to all the f*cking worlds. Also, in some other occasions - such as before the Battle of 1000 Heartless, in Radiant Garden - before an important battle or event, all of your party members walk around the area without, again, any visible problem.The PS2 had enough power to allow this, the PS3 is even powerful and all we got were vast and lifeless locations.That, sir, is just pure and disgusting laziness.

But NPCs didn't need to be added because it wasn't something people payed attention to those days. It's not laziness, its marketing strategy. Why waste resources when you can add more content? Same goes for games like Xenoblade Chronicles. It has som horrid graphics for a Wii title, including blocky fingers, but it's one of my favorite games of all time nonetheless because it has so much story and content. A lot of NPCs are nice to look at sometims, but I feel as if they lose their allure after a while. Actually, I haven't really noticed any texture issues (besides paper faces) in KH games. I might be wrong, but do you mind showing me a couple pics?

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