Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted March 25, 2015 By day, he is Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. By night, however, he is Ansem, Seeker of Funk. Accompanied by his backup dancers, a group of Neoshadows... he dances. This heart, that's ice cold, Ansem the wise? That fool's gold, This one, for those Old Norts, those true Norts, Straight clones. Seekin', while in, Norting it up in the Garden, Got no shirt on with An awesome boat, Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty. I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Light a match and then a fire, I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Killed a dragon witch, man, I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Say my name you know who I am, I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Am I bad 'bout that darkness? Bring it down. Keys hit your hallelujah, (Boo!) Keys hit your hallelujah, (Boo!) Keys hit your hallelujah, (Boo!) 'Cause Seeker of Funk won' give it to you ya! (Woo!) 'Cause Seeker of Funk won' give it to you ya! 'Cause Seeker of Funk won' give it to you ya! Saturday night, and we in the Realm, Don't believe me? Just visit! (Come on!) Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Stop! Wait a minute. Fill my heart, put some Riku in it, Take control, no escape. Sora! Come and get him. Fly to Wonderland, Agrabah, Monstro, Atlantica, If you show up, we're gonna show down, Feistier than a angry shadow. I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Light a match and then a fire, I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Killed a dragon witch, man, I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Say my name you know who I am, I'm too dark, (Darkness!) Am I bad 'bout that darkness? Bring it down. Keys hit your hallelujah, (Boo!) Keys hit your hallelujah, (Boo!) Keys hit your hallelujah, (Boo!) 'Cause Seeker of Funk won' give it to you ya! (Woo!) 'Cause Seeker of Funk won' give it to you ya! 'Cause Seeker of Funk won' give it to you ya! Saturday night, and we in the Realm Don't believe me? Just visit! (Come on!) Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Don't believe me? Just visit! Before we fight, Let me tell ya'll a lil' something. Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, I said, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Come on, fight! Fly to me, If you're skilled, then show it, If you're overleveled, then own up, Don't brag about it, come show me, Cone on, fight! Fly to me, If you're skilled then show it, Well, it's Saturday night, and we're in the Realm, Don't believe me? Just fight! Don't believe me? Just fight! Don't believe me? Just fight! Don't believe me? Just fight! Don't believe me? Just fight! Don't believe me? Just fight! Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, (It's true!) Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, (It's true!) Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, (It's true!) Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, Seeker of Funk you up, (It's true!) And then Ansem, Seeker of Funk, got totally destroyed by Sora's disco moves. 11 kingdomhearts45, Forever, Aqua7KH and 8 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geralt 4,874 Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) This is AMAZING. Edited March 25, 2015 by Rainbow Dash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted March 25, 2015 On 3/25/2015 at 11:02 PM, Rainbow Dash said: This is AMAZING. Thank you, my dearest Dash! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted March 25, 2015 This is....utter, utter BRILLIANCE!! I love it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingdomhearts45 469 Posted March 25, 2015 Oh God! This is...This is......I can't stop smiling! XD It's just too perfect yet so funny! I love this version! I Wanna hear it now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever 3,550 Posted March 26, 2015 KH3 Mixtape confirmed!! 4 Col.Random, Josuke Higashikata, The Transcendent Key and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 12:42 AM, Pandy Monium said: KH3 Mixtape confirmed!! KlK: Opinions on it may vary, but this guy is awesome. And thank you! 1 Forever reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aqua7KH 5,395 Posted March 26, 2015 (edited) The best part was that while I was reading this, I read it in Bruno Mars' voice singing it omg Awuwa approves. You deserve a metal Can this be the official Awuwa anthem? Edited March 26, 2015 by Awuwa7KH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 1:42 AM, Awuwa7KH said: The best part was that while I was reading this, I read it in Bruno Mars' voice singing it omgAwuwa approves. You deserve a metalCan this be the official Awuwa anthem?I don't see why not! 1 Aqua7KH reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Transcendent Key 12,109 Posted March 26, 2015 Good lord, this was frickin fabulous! This has to be made into a parody video! Lol, I imagined the whole rhythm of Uptown Funk with Ansem's deep voice singing! Lol, too perfect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josuke Higashikata 2,141 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 2:28 AM, Shigehiko said: Good lord, this was frickin fabulous! This has to be made into a parody video! Lol, I imagined the whole rhythm of Uptown Funk with Ansem's deep voice singing! Lol, too perfect. Accursed quota.Thank you! Now I just need to find someone who can sing, and another who can animate! 1 The Transcendent Key reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Transcendent Key 12,109 Posted March 26, 2015 On 3/26/2015 at 2:31 AM, The Narrator said: Accursed quota.Thank you! Now I just need to find someone who can sing, and another who can animate! Haha, quota problems. They happen a lot to me. X3 And yes, find someone who can do those things! This awesomeness is begging to be made into a video! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col.Random 3,683 Posted March 26, 2015 We should all have like a mini competition where we try singing this song in whichever style we think works best and post the videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
