I has a shotgun

[Liraxus 4]

And i won't shoot it, unless you get me a damn Sandvich .

 

I am so terrible. :v

[Emo/Yami 37]

wait so If I give you a sandwich, you'll shoot me? thats intrestingly dumb

[keyblade spirit 0]

wait so If I give you a sandwich, you'll shoot me? thats intrestingly dumb

 

It's like a James Bond villain.

"You will tell me what I want to know. And then you will die."

[Think Pink 1,967]

Pfft, you cannot shoot! How many three gun competitions have you been in? (Dang, where'd I put the dumb sandwhich stuff!?)

[Amon 4,279]

Is it a remmington 870 or a Franchi Spas 12?

 

If it is your a noob because Pancor Jackhammers are all the rage these days.

[Demyx-Buddy 2]

I AM TO POWERFUL FOR YOU TO SHOOT ME > SUPERMAN HAS NOTHING ON ME

[Way_to_Dawn 0]

I have an AKM that I use for target practice at the firing range (An AKM is a modernized, more accurate version of the AK-47 Assault Rifle).

[Eterna 274]

Well jokes on you, I have 2 shotguns!

/lock and load.

[Demyx-Buddy 2]

ok i can get shot by one but two i am so screwed .... PLEASE DONT HURT ME

[Liraxus 4]

SILLY HUMANS BEHOLD.

 

*Shoots shotgun at a ball, the ball explodes and a giant rip in time opens and the remains are sucked in, an explosion afterwards*

 

Any questions?

[Tom 437]

Yeah I have a quick question.

 

When did the mental hospital tell you to leave? Records show that you still have another 20 years to go.

 

Now, you're going to put down the shotgun, put on this jacket and takes some needles.

 

Then the nice people can give you your sandwitch. Unless you want to do this the hard way, because my sniper needs to get paid soon.

[Liraxus 4]

...Bring on teh snipahz

[Tom 437]

Well he's already here....a mile or two away, aiming his rifle at you.

 

Would be pretty embarrassing if you get Kennedy'd.

[Liraxus 4]

Really now?

 

*Tilts head back, the shot passes.*

 

*Shows deathy his Sniping Liscense*

 

May i suggest we stop before this becomes a roleplay?

[Tom 437]

Hmm I agree. I don't want to make this the RP forum.

 

...You're still putting on the jacket.

[Liraxus 4]

NU. MAKE MEH MAH SANDVICH

[Tom 437]

Nope. But alas, the females here will be happy to go in the kitchen and fetch you one. I'll make sure they hold the mayo 8D

[Liraxus 4]

NU. SANDVICH NEEDZ MAYO.

[Way_to_Dawn 0]

I'll make sure to tell Axel to toast the bread like always (burnt to a crisp)

[Demyx-Buddy 2]

O...O...O HEY GUYS GUYS I WILL MAKE SANDWITCH SANDWITCH IS MY MAKEY THINGY THAT I AM GOOD AT *wispers to deathskull i will use poisen if it will help shut him up*

[Liraxus 4]

NU. I DO NOT WANT A SANDWITCH, I WANT A SANDVICH.

[Demyx-Buddy 2]

hey cool i am russian to so i can do that *looks at deathskull raises eyebrows*

[Tom 437]

-looks at Demyx-Buddy strangely-

 

.....

 

Vodka. You fetch me one when you get his sandvich too?

[Liraxus 4]

SAAAAAAANDVIIIIIICH GIMMEH MAH SAAAANDVIIIIICH

[Demyx-Buddy 2]

FINE ... FINE *walks in other room and fetches sandvitch and vodka* what why am i getting YOU guys stuff you all are my slaves