Klonoa the Dream Traveler 678 Posted March 15, 2015 1.He can defeat heartless and nobodys in one second. 2. Xeanort is afraid of him. 3. All keybladers don't have the power to stop him. 4.He is immortal, so he can't be killed. 5. He's the first to wield a keyblade. 6. He's the one who gave Sora the ability of the Keyblade. (Not Ventus. He's lazy and didn't help Sora at all.) 7.He's the one who created Kingdom Hearts. 8. He is Xehanort and Eraqus father. (Yes, they are brothers and Jesus is their father.) 9. He created sea salt ice cream for people to enjoy. 10. He stopped the Keyblade war. 11. He gave Terra special armor in case if Terra lost his body. 12.He is Ansem teacher. 13. He's the one who created the "Mansex" meme. 14. He's the one who killed Iwata. (But sadly, Iwata was resurrect by Xehanort. Curse Iwata for making horrible decisions for Nintendo.) 15. He is Nomura brother. 16. He gave Aqua his baby by putting it inside her, which let the birth of Shulk. 17. He is the one who closed the door of darkness. 18. He is the one who created the dark coats. 19. He is the one who saved worlds from darkness before Sora. 20. He is actually the creator of this website. 8 PillowHead, Silent, Exiblade7 and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robbie the Wise 5,050 Posted March 15, 2015 Worst troll ever..... 5 Kello, Oli, joku760 and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klonoa the Dream Traveler 678 Posted March 15, 2015 At least I try! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PillowHead 569 Posted March 15, 2015 Long live the Random Section 5 Neptune Vasilias, Kittenz, Col.Random and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted March 15, 2015 Ya'll need senpai 4 Klonoa the Dream Traveler, Col.Random, Psychic_Ketchup and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AuraAce 1,126 Posted March 15, 2015 Ya'll need senpaiSenpai will show the way! 1 Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silent 824 Posted March 15, 2015 "He is actually the creator of this website." DC is Jesus confirmed. 4 Exiblade7, Kittenz, Elijah Gravenhorst and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted March 15, 2015 1.He can defeat heartless and nobodys in one second. "Damn straight I can!" 2 Kittenz and Klonoa the Dream Traveler reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted March 15, 2015 The amount of blasphemy in this thread is ridiculous. Peace! 1 Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neptune Vasilias 340 Posted March 15, 2015 ...You right... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
