Grotesquery 603 Posted March 9, 2015 What's up, everybody? Today, I've got something a little different for you all. I hope you like it. I think you will. Now, you may or may not be aware of a certain online simulator that's been gaining some attention recently, a little gem simply called the Hunger Games Simulator. For those of you caught unawares, the game is meant to be a simulation of the Hunger Games; you can submit any 24 contestants and have them kill one another for a bit of idle amusement. I obviously decided that the best course of action would be to take 24 KH13 members and have them go at each others throats over the span of a seven day period. Of course, hilarity ensued. Here are some highlights from the session, along with some idle commentary from yours truly. Here are your (un)lucky contestants: (Note for the uninitiated: Xaon is Squirting Demyx.) LET IT BEGINTHE BLOODBATH YES DAY 1: Oh boy, we're off to a great start. Alas, Baylaust! Once again, you are taken before your time. This can only end in comedy. Huh. I wonder how that would work. I don't like where this is going. END: DAY 1 NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIRST DAY NIGHT 1: I expected more from someone with Winner in their name. You know, they'd make a pretty great rock band if they weren't forced to kill each-other. Whatever floats yer' boat, ladies. END: NIGHT 1 DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY DAY 2: Can't imagine anything better to wake up to than a knife in the chest. And she's doing a splendid job of it. I'm sure there's some universe out there where this is poetic justice. NOOOO!!!! NOT HIM, FRIEZA!!!! Here, take Shulk! Now there's something you don't see everyday. Neither of these things will end well for anyone. END: DAY 2 NIGHT FALLS ON THE SECOND DAYNIGHT 2: You could make an entire movie with that premise alone. Darn it, RoxSox! This is no time to get all philosophical! Pull yourself together! I wouldn't trust either of these people and one of them is me. This makes too much sense. I'd pay good money to hear those. END: NIGHT 2 DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY DAY 3: Dang Shulk you scary I have a feeling these two would make a great improv comedy duo. Like Abbot and Costello, but less engaging. We all knew it was only a matter of time. I honestly thought she would go for Shana first. How exactly would one poison a ghost? What do ghosts even EAT? I know that feeling. END: DAY 3 NIGHT FALLS ON THE THIRD DAY NIGHT 3: There are at least two people here that I wouldn't trust to watch me sleep. Okay so that happened END: NIGHT 3 DAWN OF THE FOURTH DAY DAY 4: I am not kidding, this literally happened RIGHT after the last one. You think they would have learned something from their peers. MURDER OF THE CENTURY EVERYONE GO HOME I'm guessing this is a frequent occurrence. You can see the pain in her eyes. I ain't even mad. In fact, all things considered, this is probably the best way I could have died. Thanks, Hatok. END: DAY 4 Arcmin died this round too but I'm not showing him because he's an attention hog. NIGHT FALLS ON THE FOURTH DAY NIGHT 4: Go, Shigeko! Claim your rightful place as the true Immortal Lord! This is what happens when you don't kill Ruby Rose when she tells you too. END: NIGHT 4 DAWN OF THE FIFTH DAY DAY 5: This literally just writes itself. At least she died with a smile on her face. Weiss would be proud. hahahahahahahaha END DAY 5: NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIFTH DAY NIGHT 5: I like where this is going. END: NIGHT 5 DAWN OF THE SIXTH DAY DAY 6: How would you like to be the one who dies of thirst in the "Hunger Games"? Jeez. END: DAY 6 NIGHT FALLS ON THE SIXTH DAY NIGHT 6: How shockingly anticlimactic. I honestly wasn't expecting much else. END: NIGHT 6 DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY Day 7: I LIED HATOK I AM A VENGEFUL GHOST AND NOW I'M BACK TO GIVE YOU DYSENTERY BOO I like to think of this as Karmic Retribution, in a way. END: DAY 7 NIGHT FALLS ON THE FINAL DAY NIGHT 7 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE And the rest saw their better. Overall Placements: Link to the game if you want to give a try: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php 11 Nero Kunivas, Ruby Rose, Weedanort and 8 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted March 9, 2015 ... I have not even been made aware of Shrulk how long has that been a thing ._. Well, day 4 isn't too bad. At least I made it longer than my partner. 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruby Rose 8,591 Posted March 9, 2015 That was beautiful Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forever 3,550 Posted March 9, 2015 The "Inexplicably Gene Wilder" guy should win just because of his name. 5 Grotesquery, HarLea Quinn, Kittenz and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotMilk5101520 573 Posted March 9, 2015 This will be you guys soon *Evil laughs* 2 Skai and Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave 5,715 Posted March 9, 2015 Dave kills DChiuch with a hatchet The fifth step in turning the website into the Cult of Kefka 13 has been completed! 5 Skai, PillowHead, HarLea Quinn and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PillowHead 569 Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Dave is a merciless killer. Who would've guessed it. Edited March 9, 2015 by PillowHead 4 Skai, Nero Kunivas, Dave and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Shigehiko is too nice to win this game! Bwahahahahah. Fun read for sure! However, I am evil bwahaha Edited March 9, 2015 by Flaming Lea 2 PillowHead and Robbie the Wise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted March 9, 2015 Well then...this was...interesting to say the least. KH13 Hunger Games...it sounds like an odd Roleplay...I did NOT expect it to be a Simulator. Then again, with all of the Simulator Games we have nowadays, I suppose I should have seen this coming. I doubt I'd win the Hunger Games though. Or even survive past the first day. 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grotesquery 603 Posted March 9, 2015 The "Inexplicably Gene Wilder" guy should win just because of his name. Alternate ending: 2 Nero Kunivas and Forever reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lu Xun 2,069 Posted March 9, 2015 wow that was ... intense! DC should have been the winner, though! Also, Sora96 is a HE, unless you did the she thing intentionally lastly, I would have liked to participate... why don't you make a new one? :'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted March 9, 2015 (edited) Can't tell if Weiss was original Weiss or me. (I had the username, Weiss Schnee for a fair bit recently and was together with Ruby x].) Who is Gene Wilder? lmao Edited March 9, 2015 by Sky Heart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 What's up, everybody? Today, I've got something a little different for you all. I hope you like it. I think you will. Now, you may or may not be aware of a certain online simulator that's been gaining some attention recently, a little gem simply called the Hunger Games Simulator. For those of you caught unawares, the game is meant to be a simulation of the Hunger Games; you can submit any 24 contestants and have them kill one another for a bit of idle amusement. I obviously decided that the best course of action would be to take 24 KH13 members and have them go at each others throats over the span of a seven day period. Of course, hilarity ensued. Here are some highlights from the session, along with some idle commentary from yours truly. Here are your (un)lucky contestants: (Note for the uninitiated: Xaon is Squirting Demyx.) LET IT BEGIN THE BLOODBATH YES DAY 1: Oh boy, we're off to a great start. Alas, Baylaust! Once again, you are taken before your time. This can only end in comedy. Huh. I wonder how that would work. I don't like where this is going. END: DAY 1 NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIRST DAY NIGHT 1: I expected more from someone with Winner in their name. You know, they'd make a pretty great rock band if they weren't forced to kill each-other. Whatever floats yer' boat, ladies. END: NIGHT 1 DAWN OF THE SECOND DAY DAY 2: Can't imagine anything better to wake up to than a knife in the chest. And she's doing a splendid job of it. I'm sure there's some universe out there where this is poetic justice. NOOOO!!!! NOT HIM, FRIEZA!!!! Here, take Shulk! Now there's something you don't see everyday. Neither of these things will end well for anyone. END: DAY 2 NIGHT FALLS ON THE SECOND DAY NIGHT 2: You could make an entire movie with that premise alone. Darn it, RoxSox! This is no time to get all philosophical! Pull yourself together! I wouldn't trust either of these people and one of them is me. This makes too much sense. I'd pay good money to hear those. END: NIGHT 2 DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY DAY 3: Dang Shulk you scary I have a feeling these two would make a great improv comedy duo. Like Abbot and Costello, but less engaging. We all knew it was only a matter of time. I honestly thought she would go for Shana first. How exactly would one poison a ghost? What do ghosts even EAT? I know that feeling. END: DAY 3 NIGHT FALLS ON THE THIRD DAY NIGHT 3: There are at least two people here that I wouldn't trust to watch me sleep. Okay so that happened END: NIGHT 3 DAWN OF THE FOURTH DAY DAY 4: I am not kidding, this literally happened RIGHT after the last one. You think they would have learned something from their peers. MURDER OF THE CENTURY EVERYONE GO HOME I'm guessing this is a frequent occurrence. You can see the pain in her eyes. I ain't even mad. In fact, all things considered, this is probably the best way I could have died. Thanks, Hatok. END: DAY 4 Arcmin died this round too but I'm not showing him because he's an attention hog. NIGHT FALLS ON THE FOURTH DAY NIGHT 4: Go, Shigeko! Claim your rightful place as the true Immortal Lord! This is what happens when you don't kill Ruby Rose when she tells you too. END: NIGHT 4 DAWN OF THE FIFTH DAY DAY 5: This literally just writes itself. At least she died with a smile on her face. Weiss would be proud. hahahahahahahaha END DAY 5: NIGHT FALLS ON THE FIFTH DAY NIGHT 5: I like where this is going. END: NIGHT 5 DAWN OF THE SIXTH DAY DAY 6: How would you like to be the one who dies of thirst in the "Hunger Games"? Jeez. END: DAY 6 NIGHT FALLS ON THE SIXTH DAY NIGHT 6: How shockingly anticlimactic. I honestly wasn't expecting much else. END: NIGHT 6 DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY Day 7: I LIED HATOK I AM A VENGEFUL GHOST AND NOW I'M BACK TO GIVE YOU DYSENTERY BOO I like to think of this as Karmic Retribution, in a way. END: DAY 7 NIGHT FALLS ON THE FINAL DAY NIGHT 7 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE And the rest saw their better. Overall Placements: Link to the game if you want to give a try: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php And as always the true Hero of Xenoblade is forgotten. Riki too cool for this shit! ... I have not even been made aware of Shrulk how long has that been a thing ._. Well, day 4 isn't too bad. At least I made it longer than my partner. Reyn big smelly orluga! No wonder! Riki knew Reyn would loose early! Hmph! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted March 9, 2015 And as always the true Hero of Xenoblade is forgotten. Riki too cool for this shit! Reyn big smelly orluga! No wonder! Riki knew Reyn would loose early! Hmph! Why was that quote not in the game? Well, you do have higher HP, Riki. Maybe you would have lasted longer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reyn 1,755 Posted March 9, 2015 The fifth step in turning the website into the Cult of Kefka 13 has been completed! DAVE HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU KILLED ME. Even the guilt from killing me made you want Shulk to kill you, and he didn't. I can't believe him either. ... I have not even been made aware of Shrulk how long has that been a thing ._. Well, day 4 isn't too bad. At least I made it longer than my partner. SHULK HOW DARE YOU NOT AVENGE ME. YOU DIDN'T KILL EGIL, AND YOU DIDN'T KILL DAVE, EVEN THO THEY BOTH KILLED YOUR FRIENDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, OUR FREAKING GAME WAS STARTED BY REVENGE!!!! O_O And as always the true Hero of Xenoblade is forgotten. Riki too cool for this shit!Reyn big smelly orluga! No wonder! Riki knew Reyn would loose early! Hmph! Oh yeah right Furball, you would've died on Night 1 if you were in this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted March 9, 2015 DAVE HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU KILLED ME. Even the guilt from killing me made you want Shulk to kill you, and he didn't. I can't believe him either. SHULK HOW DARE YOU NOT AVENGE ME. YOU DIDN'T KILL EGIL, AND YOU DIDN'T KILL DAVE, EVEN THO THEY BOTH KILLED YOUR FRIENDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, OUR FREAKING GAME WAS STARTED BY REVENGE!!!! O_O Oh yeah right Furball, you would've died on Night 1 if you were in this. That spoiler Sorry Reyn, I was thinking strategically. Killing him there would mean that he wouldn't take down others down the road, picking off the competition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 DAVE HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU KILLED ME. Even the guilt from killing me made you want Shulk to kill you, and he didn't. I can't believe him either. SHULK HOW DARE YOU NOT AVENGE ME. YOU DIDN'T KILL EGIL, AND YOU DIDN'T KILL DAVE, EVEN THO THEY BOTH KILLED YOUR FRIENDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, OUR FREAKING GAME WAS STARTED BY REVENGE!!!! O_OOh yeah right Furball, you would've died on Night 1 if you were in this.Riki strong unlike Reyn, Riki live till end, Riki sure of it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reyn 1,755 Posted March 9, 2015 That spoiler Sorry Reyn, I was thinking strategically. Killing him there would mean that he wouldn't take down others down the road, picking off the competition. But Shulk, FRIENDSHIP IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN MORE THAN WINNING! D : Riki strong unlike Reyn, Riki live till end, Riki sure of it! Oh really, you wanna prove it furball? I'll make a new Hunger Games simulator tomorrow and prove that i'll live longer than you. : 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted March 9, 2015 But Shulk, FRIENDSHIP IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN MORE THAN WINNING! D : Oh really, you wanna prove it furball? I'll make a new Hunger Games simulator tomorrow and prove that i'll live longer than you. : 3 But I had to live for you, Reyn. You wouldn't want your best friend to die, would you? Also, Riki already did his own with Xenoblade characters. I think he outlived you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reyn 1,755 Posted March 9, 2015 But I had to live for you, Reyn. You wouldn't want your best friend to die, would you? Also, Riki already did his own with Xenoblade characters. I think he outlived you. ...WHAT? I need to see this. LINK ME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 9, 2015 But Shulk, FRIENDSHIP IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN MORE THAN WINNING! D : Oh really, you wanna prove it furball? I'll make a new Hunger Games simulator tomorrow and prove that i'll live longer than you. : 3Riki no need simulation to beat Reyn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted March 9, 2015 I survived longer than I expected Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grotesquery 603 Posted March 9, 2015 Can't tell if Weiss was original Weiss or me. (I had the username, Weiss Schnee for a fair bit recently and was together with Ruby x].) Who is Gene Wilder? lmao It was meant to be you, Sky, since you've been the more active of the two. Oh, and Gene Wilder is an actor who gained a lot of popularity in the 70's for roles such as Willy Wonka and Young Frankenstein. 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
