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GAH! Why didn't I pick up on that obvious detail!?

 

plays heavy metal music on my guitar, the noise and awesomeness being so high it melts ven's brains!

 

DANCE WATER! DANCE!

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I had a lot of fun with this one.

 

terraxaqua34 was found inside a crate full of pineapples. The pineapples were largely uninjured, but traces of pineapples being eaten were found. This type of cannibalism is not uncommon for pineapples when trapped with a large animal of sorts, a human in this case. Studies have shown that the presence of a possible threat may and will cause a normally calm pineapple to freak out. In this state of brainlessness, the pineapple may attempt to make friends with the animal by showing that it is on the animal's side. Slowly, but surely more pineapples will fall to the psychosis, causing the society to fall on itself. If the animal is not removed in time, it is highly probable that only one pineapple would survive. But as pineapples are in fact fruit, it would most likely not be able to live with the guilt of eating so many of its friends and would hang itself, after which the animal would most likely eat the fruit, and as it would be lacking tools to peel it, choke on it.

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