Deadpool 1,200 Posted January 22, 2015 Post about any funny things that have happened at school or work here. I'll start with something from the other day. I was blasting some Robin Williams Viagra skit at the lunch table and basically; Friend 1: Yeah, Viagra lasts like four hours. Friend 2: FOUR hours? What if you only want it to last like, thirty minutes? Me: Guess you'll be having a hard time then! Everyone in the perimeter erupts in laughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucco 1,907 Posted January 22, 2015 I had sex with my teacher what do 1 bit reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 1,200 Posted January 22, 2015 I had sex with my teacher what do Well hey if your grades also got knocked up it seems like it was all worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted January 22, 2015 That awkward moment when your professor says doggy style, but means doggy paddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hargleblargleboo 979 Posted January 22, 2015 Be in 9th grade... Student: "So, what do you do when you get home?" English teacher: "Oh, I just sit in my chair, watch TV, grade papers, and drink... [Pause...] ...orange juice." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted January 22, 2015 i was assigned an essay on sept still have done it yet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deadpool 1,200 Posted January 23, 2015 There's some guy at my school who wears boots that go CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK every time he walks around and some of us were talking about how it bothers us and this kid is basically a redneck so I just stomped on the ground and in a redneck impression I said "Why are the moosies runnin' away from me?" and got a lot of applause for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScarletArisa 128 Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) That moment when you teacher is saying to the class "in this classroom we are not shooting pixels" (his analogy for "Don't you dare playing Counter Strike or Call of Duty during my lesson!")Or that moment when you have math class and your teacher explains a new topic with minecraft (no joke!)Or those last school days when your teacher in the last lesson says "Well, you have to stay here until the end of the lesson, i am not in the mood to teach you are not listening anyways because of the holidays." Edited January 24, 2015 by ScarletArisa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
