Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[Pocket 0]

Because you left 8 year old cheese in your pocket

 

Why is 'Pocket' the user so AWESOME ?

[Think Pink 1,967]

Because Pocket's not (jk, you totally are )

 

Why is that cat staring at me?

[heartless101 83]

because it wants to betch slap you

Why have I spent 99.9% of my summer on here?

[Protoman 1,974]

Because I said so.

 

Why is it that I cant find a real reason to find the square root of Pi x Zetta?

[Think Pink 1,967]

Does that even exist...?

 

Why does my dumb school supply list have the calculator as the most expensive item? (DANG IT I HATE YOU MATH!!!! )

[heartless101 83]

Because I had it the most expensive item in your school

Why did I decide to burden the sky?

[Think Pink 1,967]

I don't know, you tell me

 

Why am I so sleepy?

[Godot 513]

Because you ate my purple sandwich. :|

 

What came first: the apple or the Cookie Monster?

[SuperPunk 13]

Cookies came before apples, therefore, the Cookie Monster.

How many Roxas' does it take to make me a sammich?

[Amon 4,279]

OVER 9000! Mostly because they couldn't decide what type of bread to use and needed to keep making clones to get opinions.

 

If you decide to eat a monkey and the monkey's friends come back to mess you up what do you do?

[Yuzuki 30]

I would eat the monkey for one thing! I dunno I would probably run away on my pet unicorn.

What would you do if RoxSox burned your house down?

[Way_to_Dawn 0]

First I would find RoxSox, then I would KILL RoxSox, and finally I would burn down RoxSox's house.

 

Is there anything wrong with that?

[Yuzuki 30]

........Mmmmmmmaybe... In another way... Who cares? jkjk

[Tricia-chan 42]

I DO!! D8<

Why did I have a dream in which my kitten transformed into a bird, then finally, a giant grasshopper? :'D

[Think Pink 1,967]

Because that wasn't a dream

 

Why is there an ad for Vampires and Lycans? (What the heck's a lycan???)

[Godot 513]

Because Stephanie Meyer has brain-washed us all.

 

When and where did I lose my glasses?

[Stardustblade358 806]

You left them at the Gummie Ship while Sora was taking you out on a date.

 

Where did my lucky star charm go?

[Yuzuki 30]

You probably accidentally dropped it in a volcano.

 

Do you have ANY sense of humor?

[Emo/Yami 37]

I don't know.

 

Who stole my viseogames?

[Think Pink 1,967]

Pfft, me. I WANNA PLAY 'EM!

Why does DemyxLovesCookies think Steph Meyer has us brainwashed? I <3 her! But I <333 Edward and Jasper

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Because DLC is right, Steph Meyers is the Devil's prostitute.

 

Why is she so god damn evil?

[Yuzuki 30]

Because she wrote Twilight. Lets go kill her for making the worst books ever known to man.

 

Why do I feel so comfortable in leather?

[Xlycojen 1]

Because she wrote Twilight. Lets go kill her for making the worst books ever known to man.

 

Why do I feel so comfortable in leather?

 

Its just a phase you're going through. You'll soon grow out of it. And before you ask, no, you do not get a smelly flashback.

 

How come nothing works when I try it?

[Yuzuki 30]

Because you're Seto freakin Kaiba.

 

Why can't I see anyones picture sig?

[Xlycojen 1]

Cause you're on dads pc. I think that should explain enough.