Friend 81 Posted July 29, 2010 i dont think the poeple understand how good a banana is for you so i shall tell Bananas consist mainly of sugars (glucose, fructose and sucrose) and fiber, which makes them ideal for an immediate and slightly prolonged source of energy Reducing Depression Bananas contain tryptophan, an aminoacid that can be converted to serotonin, leading to improved mood Anemia Bananas are relatively high in iron, which helps the body's hemoglobin function Constipation and Diarrhea Due to their content in fiber, they help restore a normal bowel function. In addition, diarrhea usually depletes your body of important electrolytes (of which the most important is potassium, contained in high amounts in bananas). They also contain pectin, a soluble fiber (hydrocolloid) that can help normalize movement through the digestive tract. Eyesight Protection Research published in the Archives of Ophthalmology has proven that adults consuming at least 3 servings of fruit per day have a reduced risk (by 36%) of developing age-related macular degeneration (ARMD), the primary cause of vision loss in older adults, compared to persons who consume less than 1.5 servings of fruit daily. Healthy Bones Bananas are an exceptionally rich source of fructooligosaccharide, a compound that nourishes probiotic (friendly) bacteria in the colon. These beneficial bacteria produce enzymes that increase our digestive ability and protect us from unhealthy bacteria infections. Thanks to fructooligosaccharides, probiotic bacteria can increase both in number and functionality, increasing our body's ability to absorb calcium. In addition, green bananas contain indigestible short chain fatty acids (SCFAs) that are very nutrient to the cells that make up the mucosa of the stomach. These cells, when healthy, absorb calcium much more efficiently Healthy Kidney About 190,000 cases of kidney cancer are diagnosed each year. Research published in the International Journal of Cancer has shown that daily consumption of whole fruits and vegetables, especially bananas, is highly protective to kidney health. The results show that, over a long timeframe (13.4 years), women eating more than 2.5 servings of fruits and vegetable per day cut their risk of kidney cancer by 40%. Among the fruits, bananas were especially protective. Women eating bananas four to six times a week halved their risk of developing the disease compared to those who did not eat this fruit. The conclusion of the study is that frequent consumption of fruits and vegetables, especially bananas, cabbage and root vegetables, may reduce risk of kidney cancer. This is because bananas and many root vegetables contain especially high amounts of antioxidant phenolic compounds, while cabbage is rich in sulfur, necessary for effective detoxification of potential carcinogens. Blood Pressure Bananas are extremely high in potassium (about 4673mg), yet very low in sodium (1mg), thus having a perfect ratio for preventing high blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke. Heartburn Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief. Morning Sickness Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood-sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness. Smoking Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. They contain vitamins B6 and B12 they contain, as well as potassium and magnesium: these substances help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal. Ulcers This is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicle cases. It also helps reduce acidity and reduces irritation. Bananas stimulate the cells on the internal stomach lining to produce a thicker mucus (which protects against acid). Additionally, bananas contain protease inhibitors that help eliminate bacteria in the stomach that have been pinpointed as a primary cause of ulcers. Nerves Bananas are high in B vitamins that have been shows to improve nerve function Mosquito Bites Many people report that rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite is very effective in reducing itching and swelling Stress Relief Bananas are high in potassium, which helps normalize the hearthbeat and regulate the body's water balance. During periods of high stress, our body's potassium levels tend to be rapidly depleted: eating bananas is a healthy way to rebalance them without using drugs Stroke Risk According to a study in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can reduce the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40% so now you know .. dont forget to eat a banana a day ^^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted July 31, 2010 I tried not to faint when I clicked the thread button. HOLY SHIZZLE THAT'S A LOT!!!! Um, actually, I kinda quit after the first sentance... Bananas are yellow. Bananas are for monkeys. Bananas taste yummyful. ALL DONE!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luzzekatt 76 Posted July 31, 2010 I'm sorry .. but ... James, WTF!? But yeah, banana's are awesome! ^^ I eat them all the time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SavageNymph 7 Posted July 31, 2010 lmfao ventus, i agree with you (: except i can't eat them ~ they make me spew. >8D .... for some reason i feel like shouting "BANANAS ARE A GREAT SOURCE OF POTASSIUM" ._. *flees* / btw emmee shat her pants at the title. SO AWESOME dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted July 31, 2010 HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BANANAS!!!!! How could you not like the bananas? *shuns* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mog 97 Posted July 31, 2010 I heard if you eat too much banannas it could kill you.I'm serious.An overdose of potassium can be fatal.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted July 31, 2010 No! You're wrong! My bananas wouldn't hurt me... THIS would kill someone? (ya know, other than the terrifying singing) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rho 9 Posted August 4, 2010 Six posts and no innuendo yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mog 97 Posted August 4, 2010 keep this thread alive people!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted August 4, 2010 Yes, keep your love of the bananas strong! Or...uh, however that should be phrased. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owned and pwn'd 0 Posted October 29, 2010 Bananas are great. U can use them for magic tricks pranks and get a banana cream pie smoothie at the nutrition stop Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxasStalker 11 Posted October 29, 2010 And here I thought bananas were made for monkeys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireStorm 162 23 Posted October 29, 2010 That's a lot about bananas.... it's too much, i stopped reading after i saw the word depression, because i got bored... But bananas are great, they taste nice and soft (it's not supposed to be an innuendo) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted November 2, 2010 I will say it again. Dildo Replacement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireStorm 162 23 Posted November 2, 2010 I will say it again. Dildo Replacement. When i saw that post i shuddered for about 20 minutes, because i remembered last year when the teacher taught us about "relationships" (she stuck a condom on a banana, or at least we thought it was a banana, until she took the peel off.... you can guess the rest) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted November 2, 2010 The good thing about bananas? Easy. I can scare my sis with them HAHAHAHAHA <3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites