Kittenz 4,281 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) As soon as it's warm again, BAM: I get at least three of the freaks over my door. One time a derpy one decided to go on my curtain. In the middle of the night. As I type this, there is one on my ceiling. literally They're very fast, too, You don't want to try touching them because they have a habit of going to your head for safety I'm not afraid of any other spiders, tarantulas look cute to me and I've held some spiders before, just these ones, why? because they look like crabs. And I hate crabs .-. I know I'm werid If I want to ride my bike or go anywhere near something metal that has been outside with places spiders could hide in, then I have to be on the look out for these spiders: They're basically black widows with a fetish for killing snakes, birds and lizards and hiding in hot metal things and dark corners. Usually with metal. They really like metal things O_o I remember there was an entire colony making webs in my bike wheels after it had been stored in the garage. Fun times Not just that, but THIS This mofo bit my cat in the backyard. She survived but he may still be out there somewhere...waiting...watching... Now, if it was just these guys, I'd probably find a way to be chill about it, because I like spiders and snakes, but the absolute worst is going into the kitchen, preparing food then having to chuck it because of these douches getting in to everything Special mention to the ones that give me little sores, the bull ants Funnily enough, it's the ants I dislike the most, because they're the hardest to avoid, probably. And ticks And jellyfish should I go to the beach And Mosquitoes So pretty much, summer here sucks because everything is trying to make your life hard. Edited October 21, 2014 by KittensOnFire 2 MythrilMagician and Yuya Sakaki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted October 21, 2014 I think it is time for you to move. 8 Jilly Shears, verdesthe, TheWayToDawn and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
President Yoshi 313 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) man Australia is like natures version of hell (one that's liveable) btw what are the ants eating? Edited October 21, 2014 by President Yoshi 1 TheWayToDawn reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) I think it is time for you to move. Yes indeedy Me, Sora96 and Dchuich live in a place where you can't not see a spider everyday Trust me I kept a tally it's literally everyday man Australia is like natures version of hell (one that's liveable) btw what are the ants eating? Food on a kitchen bench. Yep If there is literally one blob of honey or something sticky or even a chip or piece of cat food there will be freaking swarm in the morning So much cereal I have attempted to go for only to open it to see billions of ants D: Edited October 21, 2014 by KittensOnFire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jilly Shears 2,144 Posted October 21, 2014 Australia is pretty much a monument to man's arrogance against God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col.Random 3,683 Posted October 21, 2014 OMFG I AM NEVER GOING TO AUSTRALIAlike holy shit if I lived there I'd probably be like 1 Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hargleblargleboo 979 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) My father lived there for 4 years. This was one of the things that made him move back to the US. Not because they were pesky or annoying, it's because he almost died from a Brown Snake bite. Luckily, he's all fine and well now! BTW, watch out for that Stonefish! It's merely the most poisonous fish in all of the seven seas! Edited October 21, 2014 by Hargleblargleboo 1 Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakuraba Neku 660 Posted October 21, 2014 seems like theres a lot of pokemons out there. 3 Shulk, Kittenz and Weedanort reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aros 670 Posted October 21, 2014 kitten why so much spider-posts? ride a kangaroo and get out of there! surely this is one thing i don't like about australia PS: i didn't writed in the other post but maybe paras is the only spider can be considerated cute LOL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aru Akise 2,540 Posted October 21, 2014 I'll take you with me to Japan away from that hell when I go there, then. Ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ceriraye 485 Posted October 21, 2014 How the hell are you so calm!? I would be screaming non stop. Jesus Christ what did Australia do to piss god off to send that!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted October 21, 2014 This is why I'm glad I don't live in Australia. Dear god, that black widow will keep me up at night Hell, I would much rather live in a hermetically sealed bubble if I ever decide to visit that nature hellhole [no offense] o.O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) How the hell are you so calm!? I would be screaming non stop. Jesus Christ what did Australia do to piss god off to send that!? Probably because I was born here, lol. You get used to it as terrifying as it still may be and enjoy the nice things about Australia. It's not all bad. Just generally Sure, Sydney, Melbourne, Canberra and Brisbane are the only cities with actual stuff in them...but there's some pretty cool places, like this But then again..... that's the only thing really going for Australia isn't it I mean, we don't even have a DisneyLand! No didneyland! Only rip-off themeparks about water D: And everything costs more....but then again that means people get paid more so minimum wage is awesome. Teens like me can raise a small fortune so idk that's a plus I guess But hey, there's always the yummy lollies nom nom nom Other countries might have better ones, but tim tams are the most diabetes thing ever only beat by maybe those twinkie things This is why I'm glad I don't live in Australia. Dear god, that black widow will keep me up at night Hell, I would much rather live in a hermetically sealed bubble if I ever decide to visit that nature hellhole [no offense] o.O Not black widow, RedBack They're similar but are actually different species #I'm a nerd about spiders ok no judge Nature hellhole (Dude I'm not offended I wanna leave ) That is the most perfect description. Ever. Only brazil and africa fit it just as well Edited October 21, 2014 by KittensOnFire 3 MythrilMagician, Yuya Sakaki and Ceriraye reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littleTSUBAME 483 Posted October 21, 2014 (edited) WHYYY did I open this O_O spiders... ok but that's my reason for not going to Australia. : D Edited October 21, 2014 by littleTSUBAME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FerroAxel7 237 Posted October 21, 2014 I haven't seen one kangaroo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MythrilMagician 6,963 Posted October 22, 2014 Where is Australia are you?! I deal with this very little where I am. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted October 22, 2014 Where is Australia are you?! I deal with this very little where I am. In a crappy house in canberra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) The sad part is that the rest of the world doesn't know how true this is for us Australians... Honestly our everyday life is like Man vs Wild here... @Kittens At least you live in Canberra... Here in Sydney we have to face this monstrosity: Dang Sydney Funnel Web. But just remember this: We will ALWAYS have Tim Tams! And Vegemite... Peace! Edited October 23, 2014 by CaelumMare Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted October 23, 2014 I'M READY DUAL WIELDING STEVE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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