Ghost 1,857 Posted October 3, 2014 AND I'M TOTALLY TURNING IT AROUND. SO BASICALLY TOMORROW I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT TO DO AND WHOOPDEE DO MY UTERUS DECIDED TO ACT UP LIKE A firetruckING WHINY BITCH, AND I AIN'T HAVIN' IT AS EVIDENT BY THIS SKYPE CHAT WITH ONE OF MY BESTEST FRIENDS. AFTER COOLING DOWN I THOUGHT HEY THIS WAS KINDA FUNNY SO MIND AS WELL POST IT TO MY FAVOURITE firetruckIN G WEBSITE: ---------------- TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE THE WORST DAY EVER [9:37:55 PM] dar la: why ))))): [9:38:43 PM] n: WELL FIRST I GOTTA GET UP AT 8 FOR MY DRIVERS TEST. IM GONNA DO MYBEST BUT IM HONESTLY NOT CONFIDENT IN MYSELF...AT LEAST I WASNT BEFORE. THEN, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK FOR FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT AFTER. BUT ALL THIS WOULD BE FINE IF MY firetruckING UTERUS DIDNT DECIDE TO GODSAMN COLLAPSE [9:38:48 PM] n: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO? [9:38:53 PM] n: INSTEAD OF firetruckING BITCHING? [9:39:05 PM] n: I AM GOING TO CHUG EIGHT TEASPOONS OF MOTRIN [9:39:11 PM] dar la: OMFG....... [9:39:12 PM] n: I AM GOING TO DOWN THAT WITH GINGER ALE AND SALTINES [9:39:20 PM] n: I AM GOING TO WEAR BLACK JEANS UNDERNEATH MY WORK CLOTHES [9:39:20 PM] dar la: YES GURLLL [9:39:27 PM] dar la: YEEEEES! [9:39:34 PM] n: I AM. GOING TO firetruckING GO TO THAT DRIVERS TEST AND DO MY HARDEST TO AMKE THAT PUSSY ASS ROAD MY BITCH [9:39:42 PM] n: AND THE BEST firetruckING PART? [9:39:45 PM] dar la: WHAT [9:40:01 PM] n: IM GOING TO SHOW MY UTERUS WHOSE BOSS BY SCREAMING AT IT IF IT EVEN SO MUCH AS DARES TO GIVE ME CRAMPS TOMORROW [9:40:15 PM] n: I WILL LAUGH AT IT, BECAUSE ITS THE ALST TIME IT WILL BE PULLING THIS SHIT FOR A LONG TIME [9:40:23 PM] n: I WILL KICK MOTHER NATURE IN THE CUNT BY GOING ON BIRTH CONTROL [9:40:44 PM] n: AND AT WORK I WILL OUT ON THE BIGGEST GODDAMN SMILE FOR EVEN THE ELDERLY LADIES WHO MAKE ME BAG THEIR SHIT IN PAPER AND firetruckING PLASTICCCCCCC [9:40:50 PM] n: IM GOING TO firetruckING OWN THIS SHIT [9:41:22 PM] n: IF THERE ARE TEARS, THEY WILL BE FOLLOWED BY MY CRIES OF RAGE AND ANGER TOWARDS MY UTERUS SO THAT IT MIGHT COWER AND NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN [9:41:53 PM] dar la: GIRL [9:41:54 PM] n: AND AFTER WORK OR ON MY BREAK I AM GOING TO BUY FIVE OF THOSE CHOCOLATE COVERED DOUGHNUTS AS A REWARD [9:41:59 PM] dar la: you're a firetrucking inspiration [9:42:07 PM] n: WE CAN firetruckING DO IT [9:42:27 PM] n: I HAVE A DREAM [9:42:42 PM] dar la: I'm so happy for you!! I know you can do it!!!!!! [9:42:55 PM] n: WHERE ONE DAY, WOMAN AND UTERUS WILL COEXIST. THE UTERUS WILL STOP BEING A firetruckING BITCH, AND THE WOMAN WILL STOP CALLING IT A firetruckING BITCH WVEN THOUGH IT IS. [9:43:00 PM] n: HAHAHAHA [9:43:20 PM] dar la: are you really going on birth control? [9:43:34 PM] n: YEP, MY MOTHER GAVE ME THE OKAYM [9:43:52 PM] dar la: NICE!! [9:44:06 PM] n: SHE ACTUALLY SAID I COULD A FEW MONTHS AGO BUT I WAS LIKE "NAH, I DONT WANT TO RUSH INTO THIS. ILL GIVE IT THREE STRIKES. IF MY CRAMPS CONTINUE TO BE THIS BAD THEN I WLL DO IT" [9:44:15 PM] n: MY UTERUS HAAAAAD HER firetruckIN CHANCD, THE DUMB BITCH [9:44:20 PM] dar la: ugh my poor baby )': [9:44:20 PM] n: ALWAYS STARTIN SHIT UP IN MY BODY [9:44:25 PM] dar la: HAHA [9:44:39 PM] n: NO NO, DO NOT GIVE ME PITY. I CAN HANDLE THIS CUNT IN MY OWN. [9:44:52 PM] n: NO LONGER WILL I BE A SLAVE TO HER; RATHER SHE WILL BE MINE. [9:44:54 PM] dar la: you're really inspiring me yknow [9:45:04 PM] n: THAT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY, BAE. [9:45:18 PM] n: ITS NOT EASY BUT WE CAN firetruckING DO IT. RETAKE OUR BODIES FROM THE UTERUS LINING MENACE. ------ 3 Javelin434, littleTSUBAME and Soul Eater Evans reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingdomHeartsSora 93 Posted October 3, 2014 Girls... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted October 3, 2014 oh god i'd love to see you go against Karkat Vantas lmfao .http://karkatquotes.tumblr.com/ 1 Ghost reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost 1,857 Posted October 3, 2014 Girls... WE'RE AMAZING, AREN'T WE? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingdomHeartsSora 93 Posted October 3, 2014 I don't trust anything that can bleed for days and don't die. Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Reading this in a screaming girly voice just made my week I needed that laugh Best of luck on the driving test!!! Edited October 3, 2014 by Javelin434 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Aleister 1,677 Posted October 4, 2014 My godness I freaking love you Ghost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
