Proof that Noctis is Lightning

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

So, you want proof that Noctis is Lightning? It's simple! What does Noctis mean? Night. What rhymes with night? Light. What produces a large amount of light? Lightning! Thus, Noctis is Lightning. However, I shall go further! Who is the god of lightning? Thor! Who is Thor's father? Odin! Who is the wisest of the gods? Odin! What else is very wise? The Illuminati! Thus, Noctis, and by my previous statement, Lightning, are members of the Illuminati!

Edited September 25, 2014 by Nortanort

[AuraAce 1,126]

[Ruby Rose 8,591]

[Sora96 17,256]

The legendary Toriyama told of this.

[Emrys 3,192]

beats my fanfiction

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

beats my fanfiction

*Opens mouth to object*

*Closes it a few seconds later*

[Kaweebo 3,617]

I love how legitimate conspiracy theories always really do that thing where they follow their own little internal logic, and then just bust out something completely random like illuminati. Like, you almost had me there until you started mentioning the government puppet master group.

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

I love how legitimate conspiracy theories always really do that thing where they follow their own little internal logic, and then just bust out something completely random like illuminati. Like, you almost had me there until you started mentioning the government puppet master group.

What, do you doubt their existence? Why, they must be controlling your brain! Good thing I'm safe, because I'm wearing this hat! Made out of aluminum foil! *Background chorus* Foil!

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

But what is usually present during lightning...clouds

[Soul Eater Evans 4,045]

But what is usually present during lightning...clouds

Cloud party member confirmed.

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

But what is usually present during lightning...clouds

What do you call a day with no clouds? Fair. Whose name sounds like fair? Zack Fair. What is his hair color? Black. What color clouds cause lightning? Black Clouds. Thus, Zack and Cloud are also Lightning.

[Soul Eater Evans 4,045]

What do you call a day with no clouds? Fair. Whose name sounds like fair? Zack Fair. What is his hair color? Black. What color clouds cause lightning? Black Clouds. Thus, Zack and Cloud are also Lightning.

Who is the fairest of them all?Snow White confirmed.

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

Who is the fairest of them all?Snow White confirmed.

Who asks that? Maleficent. What does she use? Magic. Who else uses magic? Lightning! Thus, Maleficent, and Snow White are also both Lightning.

[Soul Eater Evans 4,045]

Who asks that? Maleficent. What does she use? Magic. Who else uses magic? Lightning! Thus, Maleficent, and Snow White are also both Lightning.

Angelina Jolie confirmed. Lmfao

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

Angelina Jolie confirmed. Lmfao

... You beat me. I can't go from that!

[blackhammer 297]

So, you want proof that Noctis is Lightning? It's simple! What does Noctis mean? Night. What rhymes with night? Light. What produces a large amount of light? Lightning! Thus, Noctis is Lightning. However, I shall go further! Who is the god of lightning? Thor! Who is Thor's father? Odin! Who is the wisest of the gods? Odin! What else is very wise? The Illuminati! Thus, Noctis, and by my previous statement, Lightning, are members of the Illuminati!

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[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

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*Throws a sandwich made of cheese at you, for messing up the picture*