Your First Rule 34

[Dracozombie 4,554]

You know what I mean. That moment, the first time you stumble upon some "interesting" pictures or fanfiction of one of your favorite fandoms, and your brain either breaks or you go "Oooh," or some odd blend of the two. In any case, you never forget your first time. I'm curious to know what fandom the picture/fic belonged to, and what your reaction was. I'm sure it'll make for some cheap, horrifying, and/or sexy laughs.

 

Don't actually post or link anything (obviously). Don't even describe what you saw. Seriously, the more details you leave out, the less likely anything will get deleted. DC has already been doing some, ahem, cleanup of the less savory threads out there. Just mention what fandom it is, how you stumbled upon it (if you feel it's appropriate to mention), and your reaction.

 

I'll start! I'm not entirely sure but my first 34 might've been an Ed, Edd, n' Eddy lemon between Eddy and Nazz. I might've found it hunting for fanfics, since this was before I discovered FF.net.  Because of this, the fic was obviously exempt from quality control--and considering FF.net barely has quality control to begin with, that's terrifying. God, it was so bad, both as an EEnE fanfic and as a story in general. I hadn't realized how bad it was at the time, me being an oh-so-innocent 12 year old first starting out on teh interwebz.

 

It's been ages since I read it and I'm not inclined to hunt for it, if it even still exists, but I think my reaction boiled down to, "Huh. I didn't know this was a thing." And since I didn't know any better about certain... mechanics (I got The Talk a bit later in the game than other kids), I hadn't realized the fic, from what I remember, had no idea about those mechanics, either. I'm pretty sure it was written by another 12 year old. It'd explain a lot.

 

Huh. I guess in Rule 34 trauma I got off easy.

 

_{I hope the Powers That Be do not pass their judgment upon this thread.}

[Javelin434 3,164]

Sailor Moon... I'll just leave it at that.

[heartblades 31]

I was on Limewire, I think. It was Yu-Gi-Oh, a picture of Seto and Ishizu. I was like, 9 or 10 (that's around the time I started getting into fandom). I could not look away. I was like "....who the heck drew this!?"

 

Of course, as I got older it was like nothing, but that first one made me stop all, ''...but why?"

[Soul Eater Evans 4,045]

Searching for Naruto pics, found Shizune and Tsunade.

[Hardrada 117]

I don't remember what the first one was, but seeing dragons banging cars was pretty noteworthy.

[Ruby Rose 8,591]

Rule what?

 

I'm gonna go Google it so I can know what you're talking about

[King Demise 2,359]

Rule what?I'm gonna go Google it so I can know what you're talking about

http://youtu.be/er5V-Kp7LR0

[Dracozombie 4,554]

Rule what?I'm gonna go Google it so I can know what you're talking about

 

Make sure no one's looking over your shoulder.

[Ruby Rose 8,591]

That's enough internet for one day

[Alicia Maddox 2,141]

...................................Kingdom Hearts. I was innocently  searching for pictures to sketch. Then I saw Sora/Riku. @.@ But, on another note, I came across hentai fanfiction of Kingdom Hearts out of sheer boredom........shamelessly, I've never looked back.  

That's enough internet for one day

Quota.

[Skhyatze 165]

I think it was one of those ads on the side of the video.....if that counts 

[Velvet Scarlatina 607]

I don't remember what the first was for me, but I have learned after that moment that when you see something awful on the internet, there will ALWAYS be something else that tops it, and something else that topped that first something, and so on and so forth.

[Yuya Sakaki 5,212]

WHAT KIND OF TOPIC IS THIS?!

 

Peace!

Edited September 10, 2014 by CaelumMare

[Hargleblargleboo 979]

I found out that two Kirby's do more than just kiss to exchange energy...

[Kaweebo 3,617]

It was probably something having to do with Mass Effect, that much I'm sure of.

[Guest]

The most scarring moment of my life. Here we go.

 

So, myself and a friend were joking around about random things, and somehow AquaxKairi came up. This friend of mine, I had thought, was joking about having a picture of them doing a thing. I joked with him (I'm not a serious guy, and I honestly doubted that crap existed, I didn't believe rule 34 was actually a thing at the time, and I was a very sheltered 13 year old) about sending it to me. Literally hoping he was joking, he sent a PM which actually contained that shit. I was raised very, very modestly, and that was my first exposure to any form of "sexual" content. The moment it loaded, I actually ran from my computer screaming. A half an hour later, I came back, closed my brouser, opened Internet Explorer, logged into the site via that brouser, chewed out my friend and deleted the PM, and I refused to touch my default browser for three months. I also stopped talking with that guy for the most part. And tbh, I still don't like any sort of "sexual" content. Being raised very modestly, that kind of thing dose quite bother me that it exists. I literally don't know if I'll ever have kids because the idea of sexual actions freaks me out.

 

Tl; dr: friend of mine sent me AquaxKairi hentai which literally made me afraid of the Firefox browser/Internet for the rest of my life.

[Ceriraye 485]

It was a sora/kairi one back when I was just getting into the fandom......I wonder if that disgusting thing is why I dislike the pairing so much now.....along with other reasons of course but yeah.

[Shard the Gentleman 2,891]

Uh...Kingdom Hearts... Riku and Sora, I was like... 9 or 10.My reaction?"...Huh."Wasn't impressed, wasn't scarred for life. It was kind of like a passing moment.

[Shana09 5,769]

Jesus and Pikachu.

That is all. I don't even know why it exists. 

[Aru Akise 2,540]

Furry.

 

That word still scaries me.

 

I mght have been looking at some digimon stuff. Oh, the regret.

[marukyu 132]

KIM POSSIBLES MOM IT WAS IN MY VET CLASS IWAS MAKING A POWERPOINT BYE IT WAS SO GROSS ME AND MY FRIEND LAUGHED SO HARD

[Kittenz 4,281]

 

Don't actually post or link anything (obviously). Don't even describe what you saw. Seriously, the more details you leave out, the less likely anything will get deleted. DC has already been doing some, ahem, cleanup of the less savory threads out there. 

I know, he recently deleted some of my sokai and werid ones already

 

 

On topic...kingdom hearts....

Edited September 10, 2014 by KittensOnFire

[Col.Random 3,683]

I think my first was related to Pokemon

[OmegaForte 1,674]

I don't exactly remember when was the first time I encountered r34. If anything, it was either when RS to Emerald was released. I remember googling for map images (forgot why), and of course we all know Google loves slapping something inappropriate. RSE is enough of a clue of what I saw.

[wolfsinner 22]

Pretty sure it was The Simpsons. lol