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Cheesiest KH Pick-Up Line Ever

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Beg your pardon Ma'am, but is your name Kairi? Cause you just made me stab myself in the chest releasing the hearts of seven princesses thereby transforming me into a small shadow thingy after-which I run around a castle full of Final Fantasy characters before you hug me and I turn back into a kid with clown shoes.

 

That reminds me, have you ever heard of Kingdom Hearts?

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I need the Key to Return Hearts, because you stole mine.

This is actually one of the cutest KH related pick-up lines I have ever heard! I'd totally use it on Kairi if she was real. Senpai notice me ;A;

 

Better than the sexual innuendo ones involving Keyblades and keyholes.

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1. my heart sora's for you

2. your the king to my heart

3. you have the keyblade to unlock my heart

first two are sweet the 3rd not sure you choose on your own but it's ment sweetly 

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