Tigerruss 576 Posted September 2, 2014 Microsoft hid it in plain sight, or at least a likely solution to all the hints they gave us.The first Xbox was simply called Xbox. And the first in the series is usually represented by the number one....The second Xbox was called the Xbox 360, and 360 degrees=1 revolution aka starting right where you left off.The third Xbox was called the Xbox One....It appears Microsoft is stuck in a never ending loop of 1s...but it might be more sinister than that. Did you ever wonder why they pushed so hard for Kinnect and requiring an internet connection to play games? Well I may have uncovered the truth....Their next system will be named the Xbox Alpha, and will be presented as a savior for the game industry, while using features adopted from the one.... This system will be mostly fine, but it will be opening people's heart to the Xboxes, making it as common as TVs...The final system (probably the one after the Alpha) will be the Xbox Omega, it will be presented as the end all and be all of all consoles... but most of all it shall be the anti-christ! We must down the Xbox before it can down us! 2 MasterRoxas13 and Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clouded Sun 1,232 Posted September 2, 2014 Woah. Fanboy alert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerruss 576 Posted September 2, 2014 (edited) On 9/2/2014 at 9:08 PM, Sun Wukong said: Woah. Fanboy alert. That's what happens when you click a thread that has lies in the tags. On 9/2/2014 at 9:10 PM, Keyblader_95 said: Mission Accomplished. Edit: Either way, you all have been warned, beware the sign of the Xbox Alpha. BEWARE! For it heralds the coming of the Xbox Omega. That being said the Xbox Alpha will be a really nice system, but its success will bring the Omega. Edited September 2, 2014 by Tigerruss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruby Rose 8,591 Posted September 2, 2014 If it's only ones, I can't wait for XemnasBox 2 Kittenz and King Demise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerruss 576 Posted September 2, 2014 On 9/2/2014 at 9:21 PM, Ruby Rose said: If it's only ones, I can't wait for XemnasBox Shhhh, don't alert them I was misleading them with the talk of the Omega. When the Omega didn't come they would have all been norted..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted September 2, 2014 If it's only ones, I can't wait for Xbra Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
President Yoshi 313 Posted September 2, 2014 the new name? its obv ya dumbo. its the all new XBAAX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tails 6,692 Posted September 3, 2014 I know what their next Xbox system will be called SPOILERS: Click to reveal Xbox Zero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerruss 576 Posted September 3, 2014 On 9/2/2014 at 9:41 PM, Soul Eater Evans said: If it's only ones, I can't wait for Xbra On 9/2/2014 at 9:44 PM, President Yoshi said: the new name? its obv ya dumbo. its the all new XBAAX Hmm the Xbra and XBAAX do sound interesting... The bra might work because it is only one... Though the XBAAX has 2 as in a row and might be disqualified for that. But it is fun to say a few times. That being said... The Xbox Omega I stated would probably never exist, because omega is not a first letter... On 9/3/2014 at 12:57 AM, Tails said: I know what their next Xbox system will be called SPOILERS: Click to reveal Xbox Zero That sounds like a diet beverage. The Xbox Zero, the new revolutionary weight loss system! 1 Soul Eater Evans reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
President Yoshi 313 Posted September 3, 2014 xsocks xdocks xknocks x____ (fill it in) xdocs xbox 1.1 xswiggityswooty x360noscope xboxs xböx x project x the x the one the one (the awakening) the second xtwo the box XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX sbox xbooooooooooooooooooooooox xbax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keyblade Master Xoncron 499 Posted September 3, 2014 The Xbox720 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) As an xbox fan (I'm also a sony and nintendo fan , I don't even really have a side at all), this gave me some laughs On 9/3/2014 at 2:57 AM, President Yoshi said: xswiggityswooty Lmao, looks like a username I would see on xbox live ....they go crazy with the x's... Edited September 3, 2014 by KittensOnFire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
