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SkullKid

You just found out that you were Xehanort all along.

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Well, I would be relatively OK with it, unlimited darkness power, a keyblade, and having clones of myself to handle the dirty work.

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Why has Master Xehanort not recruited me yet? Did he convert me and then realize, "Neh, this dude is shit, what a waste to hook him up to my heart. I'll just leave him be".

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Scream at the mirror for a solid hour trying to get over the fact that I'm a wrinkly baldie.

 

And then I would be super depressed knowing that if Xehanort [me] is real, then Kairi is real and I can't be with her because I'm a threat to her, and then it would get out of control and I would then resort to alcoholism, drink my way to rock bottom, get my act together, get hair [bosley Hair solutions xD], become the next Morgan Freeman because of dat voice, knock on Tetsuya Nomura's house and freak the crap outta him, make clones of myself and stuff my bank account with plundered money from multiple bank heists and retire happily on a beach house on the coast of Bermuda and retire early at the ripe young age of 157 years old all while making dirty jokes about my 'keyblade' at any young white-haired green eyes boys that come across...

 

Yep... That's what I would do.

Edited by Javelin434

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