A proposal about internet memes...

[Amon 4,279]

We didn't start the flamewars! Let the whole wide world know I'm a big old asshole!

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Don't player hate on me, player hate somebody else

Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster

Where my dogs at?

Bark with me if you're my dog

Yo yo yo, I'm going, Im going to give a shout out to all the player haters

(I don't like player haters)

If you're a player hater don't player, player hate on me

(player hate someone else)

I'm a gangster, I'm straight up

(straight up gangster, dude)

Grrr I'm steaming mad. grrr

 

I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G

The gangster life is the life for me

Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night

Being a gangster is hella tight.

I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection

I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye

To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!

I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too

And don't get me started about the jews

 

I'm a gangster

Grrr I'm mad

I'm a gangster

My rhymes are bad

I'm a gangster

I'm iced out like a freezer

I'm a gangster

I don't listen to Weezer

 

I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)

Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)

My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine

My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame

Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too

Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew

I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)

Some say we're the perfect match

 

STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! grrrr!

 

I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8

Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate

Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer

They will make minced meat out of his rear

Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song

I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong

 

I'm a gangster

I drop bombs like Hiroshima

I'm a gangster

Bitch suck on my wiener!

I'm a gangster

I drive a cool car

I'm a gangster

I smoke weed in a cigar

 

Yo my gangster flow

Yo, yo yo yo

 

im rolling on dubs iced out like hockey

I dreamt I got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the sake

firetruck a bitch

give me head hoe!

whats up to my dogs,

yo yo yo

they play this song on the radio all day long

so everyone can hear my gangster song

 

 

 

 

Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire-

Oh there's no beat left

 

(gunshots)

Die, Die you Santa Clause die

no i don't wanna do acapella

 

i like to slap bitches

i like to slap hoes...

[Amon 4,279]

First verse:

 

Great Mighty Poo:

Ahem-hem. Mi mi mi mi miiiii

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

 

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

but before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

and took an AK-47 out from under his hat

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Optimus Prime came to save the day

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

 

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

 

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

 

angels sang out an immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

 

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on in total awe

 

and the battle raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

 

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

(The Ultimate Showdown)

this is The Ultimate Showdown...

(The Ultimate Showdown)

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Of Ultimate Destiny

[Amon 4,279]

Wow that brings back some memories. That video is the first thing I watched on youtube.

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Do what you want,

[Sora96 17,256]

Cos Ya Dun Goofd for thinking that.

 

I don't think pics are a big deal, moving ones are but thats totally different.

If they are just used in Random i think its fine the way they are.

[Way_to_Dawn 0]

I think we should just disable internet memes, they're ruining the quality of post and scaring off our resident gentlemans. Infact I think if a user so much as questions the honesty of a cake or screws the rules because of affluence should be prema-banned on sight. Who else thinks this is the best idea ever?..

 

not me!!!

[CardCaptorDeadpool 386]

 

I think we should just disable internet memes, they're ruining the quality of post and scaring off our resident gentlemans. Infact I think if a user so much as questions the honesty of a cake or screws the rules because of affluence should be prema-banned on sight. Who else thinks this is the best idea ever?..

 

not me!!!

 

Do not want!!!!

[Way_to_Dawn 0]

You'd better be talking about the proposal... ):

[sneezes 73]

what the hell.

[Amon 4,279]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[CardCaptorDeadpool 386]

what the hell.

 

Peckham Terminator

[Space Cowboy 1,392]

Shmoke that lettuce.