Squirting Demyx's fantastically amazing comebacks

[Demyx. 10,064]

So someone says to you,

"Hey! What's wrong with your face?!"

 

So you reply,

"Nothing. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOURS!" OOOOOOH SNAPPLES!

 

and another guy is like

"Hey! Brah! Do you always like to suck dicks?!"

 

and your like,

"Not always. But on Tuesdays I charge $7.99 + Tax!" Oh ho ho. He wouldn't know what to say!

 

and one that is really good. Is if someone says,

"Hey! You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

 

and you reply,

"No. But I kiss your mother with this mouth."  mwahaha

 

Then they might say something like,

"My mother is dead bro..." 

 

So you say,

"I know" and give them a creepy smile. 

 

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Edited August 8, 2014 by Squirting Demyx

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

****Kicks you in the balls *** 

 

Now that's a great comeback ! Teehee

[Ruby Rose 8,591]

You should write a book

 

That way I wouldn't have to read it here

Edited August 8, 2014 by Ruby Rose

[Demyx. 10,064]

****Kicks you in the balls *** 

 

Now that's a great comeback ! Teehee

firetrucking rude!

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

firetrucking rude!

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhh

[Ruby Rose 8,591]

firetrucking rude!

It's a comeback, I thought that's what this Topic was for?

[Keyblader_95 1,410]

So what if I say "yo mama's butt is so big, that when she walked in front of the television I missed all eight seasons of Dr.House"?

[Shard the Gentleman 2,891]

Ruby Rose is the best member on this site, just saying.

[Demyx. 10,064]

So what if I say "yo mama's butt is so big, that when she walked in front of the television I missed all eight seasons of Dr.House"?

you say

"YOUR FACE IS YO MAMAS BUTT"

[Keyblader_95 1,410]

you say

"YOUR FACE IS YO MAMAS BUTT"

Lol dude, your comebacks are quite scant, aren't they

[MyDixieRect 2,061]

So someone says to you,"Hey! What's wrong with your face?!"  Winner's Proof: It's looking at yours  and another guy is like"Hey! Brah! Do you always like to suck dicks?!" Winners Proof: Not usually but that she-male you call a mother has a fine ass penis. Your sister's ain't bad either.   Then they might say something like,"My mother is dead bro..."  Winner's Proof: Sorry her deep throating skills failed her. Hah choking, what a way to go! 

Edited August 8, 2014 by Winner's Proof

[Keyblader_95 1,410]

 

So someone says to you,"Hey! What's wrong with your face?!"  Winner's Proof: It's looking at yours  and another guy is like"Hey! Brah! Do you always like to suck dicks?!" Winners Proof: Not usually but that she-male you call a mother has a fine ass penis. Your sister's ain't bad either.   Then they might say something like,"My mother is dead bro..."  Winner's Proof: Sorry her deep throating skills failed her. Hah choking, what a way to go! 

 

These are better already, too bad I'm quota :

[Forever 3,550]

So what if I say "yo mama's butt is so big, that when she walked in front of the television I missed all eight seasons of Dr.House"?

 

That's just cold, bro!

[Oli 1,679]

My best comeback is this

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcF9qMNeZWA

 

And If i'm not online I just spell the whole link to them so they can watch it whenever they can.

[Demyx. 10,064]

My best comeback is this

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcF9qMNeZWA

 

And If i'm not online I just spell the whole link to them so they can watch it whenever they can.

psssh unoriginal

 

So someone says to you,"Hey! What's wrong with your face?!"  Winner's Proof: It's looking at yours  and another guy is like"Hey! Brah! Do you always like to suck dicks?!" Winners Proof: Not usually but that she-male you call a mother has a fine ass penis. Your sister's ain't bad either.   Then they might say something like,"My mother is dead bro..."  Winner's Proof: Sorry her deep throating skills failed her. Hah choking, what a way to go! 

 

im to quota right now!

 

These are better already, too bad I'm quota :

Pssst. Mine are supposed to be bad. That's the whole point.

[Keyblader_95 1,410]

That's just cold, bro!

What you mean by cold

 

So someone says to you,

"Hey! What's wrong with your face?!"

 

Keyblader_95: lol dude, this is a mirror mask

 

and another guy is like

"Hey! Brah! Do you always like to suck dicks?!"

 

Keyblader_95: Nope, but I need to stop frequenting your mother, otherwise I seriously risk to

and one that is really good. Is if someone says,

"Hey! You kiss your mother with that mouth?"

 

Keyblader_95: OH NO, NO, I would never kiss my mama with the same lips I use to lick your mama's pussy

Then they might say something like,

"My mother is dead bro..." 

 

Keyblader_95: DANG, I'm necrophiliac bro

Pssst. Mine are supposed to be bad. That's the whole point.

And lol, I know it

[Demyx. 10,064]

What you mean by cold

 

And lol, I know it

You lack subtlety

[Keyblader_95 1,410]

You lack subtlety

Think not .-.

[Shana09 5,769]

This reminds me of my friend in 9th grade who did this to me non-stop. I couldn't even stand it for 5 minutes, and he did this every period of the day. 

[Cyber Shaman 990]

[AngeI 11]

you say"YOUR FACE IS YO MAMAS BUTT"

lame

[Demyx. 10,064]

lame

you're lame

[AngeI 11]

you're lame

im actually okay with that.

[Queen Tery 4,591]

How about you "comeback" when you're funny....

[TheKingdomkid 1,194]

What about: You and me we are so Donion rings!