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Hello and welcome Captain Jack Sparrow.  A pleasure for you to be here.  So, any word on the Black Pearl?

 

The pearl is a magnificent vessel. She's harbored, and ready to make haste! Though there is a secret to be kept that will remain kept until the coming of the next film, details really.

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This is possibly the best member introduction I have seen so far.  Oh my God, Jack Sparrow, you have truly set the bar high for member intro's in this site!  But then again, your the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow, so your deeds are nothing if not amazing.  I hope you enjoy mingling with all the scalleywags here, I'm sure you'll find more than enough rum to go around.  It will be an honor having you here Mr. Sparrow, I tip my hat in respect to you. Now then, as with all newcomers, my pet bunny here shall take your soul...oh wait, you already had your soul taken by Davey Jones! D: Damn it, that means I can't take your soul. >.<

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This is possibly the best member introduction I have seen so far.  Oh my God, Jack Sparrow, you have truly set the bar high for member intro's in this site!  But then again, your the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow, so your deeds are nothing if not amazing.  I hope you enjoy mingling with all the scalleywags here, I'm sure you'll find more than enough rum to go around.  It will be an honor having you here Mr. Sparrow, I tip my hat in respect to you. Now then, as with all newcomers, my pet bunny here shall take your soul...oh wait, you already had your soul taken by Davey Jones! D: Damn it, that means I can't take your soul. >.<

This women and children, or whatever you have under your garments, is a fine young lad, indeed. However if you could be so kind to direct me towards the rum that would be outstanding. Join me crew, and together I'll make a fortune! I can see it now mate, I'll even buy you a hammick for a bed... A really big one, and a wench too. 

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This women and children, or whatever you have under your garments, is a fine young lad, indeed. However if you could be so kind to direct me towards the rum that would be outstanding. Join me crew, and together I'll make a fortune! I can see it now mate, I'll even buy you a hammick for a bed... A really big one, and a wench too. 

Ah yes, thank you for the compliment Captain, it is an honor to be complemented by you!  And here is some rum ready to be served! *gives you a big bottle of rum.*  I'll be happy to join your crew!  Ah yes, I've always loved hammocks.  And worry not my good friend, I already have a fine lass. :D

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Ah, we finally meet CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. So tell me, will you be appearing in Kingdom Hearts III or not? Have you gathered a bloodthirsty crew to take Sora's Keyblade? Have you finally learned to pronounce Sora's name as Sora and not "Zola"? Have you signed a contract with Tetsuya Nomura to appear in Kingdom Hearts III? Answer my questions this instant, or there will be debt to pay...

 

Peace!

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Hey, welcome to the site. I hope you're enjoying it here.

 

Oh, Weedy? Is this the scoundrel so called 96? I see, you don't look as fearsome as 'ole Weedy described. Maybe it's the hair. It will be a pleasure beating you in the post count lad! 

Ah, we finally meet CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. So tell me, will you be appearing in Kingdom Hearts III or not? Have you gathered a bloodthirsty crew to take Sora's Keyblade? Have you finally learned to pronounce Sora's name as Sora and not "Zola"? Have you signed a contract with Tetsuya Nomura to appear in Kingdom Hearts III? Answer my questions this instant, or there will be debt to pay...

 

Peace!

Details, details, you know. Here, have a rum. Do you forget, I'm a pirate lad, Contracts aren't really for me. And I will take no such orders from a thieving bildgerat such as yourself, mate.  

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Details, details, you know. Here, have a rum. Do you forget, I'm a pirate lad, Contracts aren't really for me. And I will take no such orders from a thieving bildgerat such as yourself, mate.  

 

Contracts aren't for you? What happened with Davy Jones again, mate? And relax, I was kidding about the orders. Pleasure to have you aboard! :D By the way, alcohol is not for me, but thanks anyways.

 

Peace!

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