One sentence story.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

The trio watch the moogle disappear and then Xemnas looks at Markx and says, "Hand to me the iRock that never was, so that I may have a phone that doesn't break!"

[Forever 3,550]

Xemnas then snatches the iRock from Markx, but growls when he realizes it's password protected.

Edited July 29, 2014 by Pandy Monium

[marukyu 132]

The iRock growls back and Markx and evolves into the iCarly. 

[Amber Cole 1,557]

(whats icarly?)

[Forever 3,550]

Diz randomly materializes and explains to the trio that iCarly is a curseword, and should never be spoken.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

(Amber is confused O.o )

[Forever 3,550]

( Pan Mon pats Amber on the head, and reassures her that somethings are better left unknown.)

[Amber Cole 1,557]

(is still confused, but just says okay) Markx laughs at Xehanort.

[Forever 3,550]

"How dare you mock me!" Xehanort shrieks.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

Then Siax starts copying everything Xehanort says!

[Forever 3,550]

Furious that the mocking had continued, Xehanort pulled a tuna out of his pocket and slapped Saix across the face with it.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

And so fish boxing was born.

[Forever 3,550]

Xehanort then explained that creating fish boxing was his true goal, and the whole Kingdom Hearts thing was just a cover up.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

With this information, Markx fish-slapped him across the face.

[Forever 3,550]

Suddenly, Saix flew into berserk mode; latching onto Xehanort's leg and gnawing like a piranha!

[Clouded Sun 1,232]

Xemnas' flurry of belligerent kicks were in vain: Saix knew the weakness of the first member of the Organization.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

And that weakness was..... ice cream.

[Clouded Sun 1,232]

And that weakness was..... ice cream.

(We all saw this coming)

 

So, still latched on to Xemnas' leg, hanging on with his sandpaper-sharpened teeth, Saix summoned his second weapon: The weapon only known as The-Box-of-Sea-Salted-Goodness-That-Never-Was!

[Amber Cole 1,557]

AND IT STARTED RAINING SALTY DELICOUSNESS!!

[Clouded Sun 1,232]

Xemnas knew he was being foiled by Saix, but even so, he kept his eyes on the delicious sight.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

And that sight was ice-cream.

 

9I love ice cream more than Roxas, Xion, and Axel combined! )

[Forever 3,550]

Tears of joy filled everyone's eyes as the delicious treats rained upon them; never had such a powerful flavor been tasted!

Edited July 29, 2014 by Pandy Monium

[Amber Cole 1,557]

The powers of sea salt and spark lemon and sherbert rainbow rained upon them!

[Forever 3,550]

Having finally finished his bath, Ansem stepped out of the kitchen sink and looked out the window.

[Amber Cole 1,557]

Outside the window he saw the dog that never was dig a hole under the fence.