One sentence story.

[『R』 570]

"Now,now,my little tiny cat behemoth flying transforming thing, please make sure you meat your step brother and sister, Rock-a-Markx, and Rocklicia," Xenmas said.

Edited July 15, 2014 by DawnofRiku

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The behemoth cat thing yowled in response.

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Rocklicia spoke in rock language, "Hello" 

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The cat got scared and ran away.

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"I wonder why that cat is so scared" said Rocklicia.

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"Who knows." replies Markx.

[『R』 570]

"OMIGOSH THIS IS SUCH A HAPPY MOMENT," Lexeaus said with tears coming out of his eyes.

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Lexeaus screamed with happiness and started to have a fangirl moment.

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Markx decided he wanted a job, and tried to scoot away from the Organization to find out where exactly he was.

Edited July 28, 2014 by Shintora

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Markx decided to be a mailman because mail-people seem to have their whole life figured out.

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Unfortunately, he realized that he had no credentials or legal documents to show that he could work.

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He had nothing to show because he was "a rock that never was."

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Disgusted with the constant turmoil in his day, Markx tries to figure out just what would cause such terrible luck.

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So Markx goes to Xehanort and asks him what he wants to do with his life, and he asks for advice.

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Xehanort then calls his good friend Ansem for assistance, but it goes straight to voicemail since he is currently bathing

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Xehanort then calls Young Xehanort for some advice also, but he hangs up as soon as he notices it Xehanort.

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Xehanort then calls Terranort, but he's too busy arguing with himself.

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Exasperated, Xehanort texts Siax and tells him to get his butt over here and deal with Markx.

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Saix bitterly agrees......but pulls out his sandpaper toothbrush first, so that his teeth may be sharp.

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Saix, with his sharp teeth, comes to meet Rock-Markx; he wonders how he got there with no legs, but says nothing.

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Markx makes a mental note to stay 7 meters away from these two at all times.

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Markx backs up an inch to stay within his boundaries.

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Xemnas checks his iPhone and realizes he's out of minutes, cursing the air with a "Damn you, T-MOBILE!" before crushing it with a mighty blow, and resolving to get a new one "when the time comes".

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Markx starts playing a game on his iRock and Xemnas gets jealous.

[Forever 3,550]

A Verizon Wireless Moogle then waddles out of the shadows, sweeps up the broken pieces, and then vanishes.