The Vending Machine

[advfox 698]

The way this game works is - there's this random vending machine in the middle of some random room. You can tell what happens to the person above you who inserts a coin into the machine. 

 

Example: 

 

Member #1: I insert a coin into the machine.

 

Member #2: A broken Dreamcast comes out. 

 

                    I insert a coin. 

 

 

That's how it goes. Feel free to get as weird as you want. There aren't really any rules. 

 

To kick it off, I insert a coin into the machine. 

[Zola 3,038]

It eats your coin and gives nothing in return.

 

Inserts a euro.

[Ghost 1,857]

It takes your euro and spits out a package of pipe cleaners for some reason I first mistyped that as cùnt cleaners

 

Inserts a rupee

Edited April 28, 2014 by Ducky

[advfox 698]

A Master Sword comes out. 

 

I insert a rusted coin. 

[Zola 3,038]

You got an expired package of rose flavored mackarons

 

I insert a shiny peso

[Grotesquery 603]

The machine implodes, yet another, much more interesting looking machine pops out right before it does.

 

I insert a coin into the very attractive machine.

[『R』 570]

You get a clip of the final battle of Seven lights and Thirteen darknesses.

 

~I insert a golden coin.'

[Katara 23]

You get a clip of the final battle of Seven lights and Thirteen darknesses.

 

~I insert a golden coin.'

You receive a life supply of Cactus juice.

 

I inset a sleek, bronze coin. 

[I♥KH 1,280]

there comes an ancient gladiator's mask.

 

Insert a coin with robe, then pull back

[Anonn0000 3,525]

FREE BLINDFOLDS FOR YOU

 

*insert's my fangirling*

[xivi_xxii 0]

A bag of marshmallows with little faces on them comes out

I insert a button

[Guest]

A coat pops up.

I insert a gigantic peanut.

[Anonn0000 3,525]

Out comes a giant snowman made of peanut butter instead of snow

 

*insert's my dvd of frozen*

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

Out comes a giant blizzard.

 

I insert a cupcake.

[KHUndertaleFan25 2,858]

Out comes Pinkie Pie.

 

I insert a frying pan.

[Anonn0000 3,525]

Out comes Paula Polestar, from Earthbound, who also happons to fight with a frying pan

 

*insert's my hand*

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

Out come several clones of you, almost like a mirror pool.

 

I insert a mirror.

[KHUndertaleFan25 2,858]

Out come more Pinkie Pies

 

I insert a mitten

[Yuya Sakaki 5,212]

Out comes a snowball.

 

I insert a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

 

Peace!

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

Out comes a Magic The Gathering card.

 

I put in a keyblade.

[KHUndertaleFan25 2,858]

Out comes a Sora plush for me X3

 

I insert some pasta

[Yuya Sakaki 5,212]

Out comes some pizza.

 

I insert a wayfinder.

 

Peace!

[Josuke Higashikata 2,141]

Out comes an actual star.

 

I put in a blueberry muffin.

[KHUndertaleFan25 2,858]

Out comes blueberry pie.

 

I insert a paopu fruit

[Yuya Sakaki 5,212]

Out comes a SoKai picture.

 

I insert a wooden sword.

 

Peace!

Edited June 1, 2014 by CaelumMare