VisitJoan 2,713 Posted March 19, 2014 2 Amber Cole and Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dracozombie 4,554 Posted March 19, 2014 http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/2/d/2d46a_ORIG-Sisko_groan.gif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted March 19, 2014 #-100101"Hey boy, are you the Doctor? Because I need some Sonic Screwing."...Yeah, it's pretty bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saber Lily 1,543 Posted March 19, 2014 I totally want to use this. 1 Ultimus Grid reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xoblivionx13 1,133 Posted March 19, 2014 .....I think I just gagged a little bit x'D "If you were a booger, I'd pick you." 2 Amber Cole and Silent reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted March 19, 2014 I'm no doctor, but I'll take a look at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taeyeon 1,137 Posted March 19, 2014 "hey baby, did you fall from heaven, cause I've always wanted to bone an angel!" - Tucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silent 824 Posted March 19, 2014 Are you a beaver because DAM! (damn) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the mapmaker 3 Posted March 19, 2014 Some of these are actually really good. If delivered properly, they convey humor, confidence, a sense of not taking yourself too seriously, and in some, expression of sexual intentions, which equals honesty and boldness. Let's keep this thread goin! I'm gonna use some of them in Shibuya next week. My favorite line: "Yo girl, you like wildlife? You like wildlife girl? I'm a beast girl!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grotesquery 603 Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) I was seriously expecting that line of trucks joke again. Edited March 19, 2014 by Arcmin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MasterXemnas 2,285 Posted March 19, 2014 Fool. Let's have sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paranoia 494 Posted March 19, 2014 I personally use the, "I'm desperate" line. Works none of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora'sMum 352 Posted March 19, 2014 "Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Works every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 19, 2014 Iodine helium argon tritium uranium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora'sMum 352 Posted March 19, 2014 Iodine helium argon tritium uranium. I hear T/H^3 you(U)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
