Oblivion 15 Posted June 20, 2010 1. This is a Kingdom Hearts forum. Therefore, we discuss Kingdom Hearts, such as here and here . 2. Unless you want to discuss something else. 3. Sarcasm is an endangered species. While some brilliant members here still remember its glory, others are murdering it slowly. 4. NO ONE uses the expensive chat system on-site DChuich provided us with 5.EVERYONE uses other alternative chat systems to talk. 6. Please bring your virginity to the front desk, the admins will be happy to relieve you of it. 7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying. 8. If your friend hasn't been on in a while, assume they are dead and build a funeral shrine, burning inscence and chanting for their soul 9. DON'T NECROPOST!! 10. DON'T START A NEW THREAD ABOUT THIS S***! THERES AN OLD THREAD HERE 11. Oh wait.... 12. ABSOLUTELY NO GAY PAIRS OF CHARACTERS. PLEASE DO NOT PUT AXEL AND ROXAS TOGETHER. 13. Axel and Roxas are totally a couple. 14. The smilies are ugly. Please don't litter the site with them 15. Instead, put spaces between the symbols, so they don't turn into smilies. : D 16. Our trolls are some of the best contributors, so we can't ban them 16. I listed 16 twice. 17. No one cares about your parents, vacations, hair-cuts, pets, new shoes or pregnancies. Take that elsewhere. 18. formatting is for losers 19. so iz propr grmr. 20. If you came here looking for intelligent conversation about a game franchise, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Your IQ is dropping by the second. 21. Don't ask who Aaron is. 22. Who's Aaron? 23. A majority of the users here are either from Texas or Australia. 24. However, the majority are not from those places. 25. They're from some place called Earth. 26. Our mods care. 27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread. 28. No,no,no, YOU DO take ten minutes in the restroom. 29. Everyone is stalking you. 30. Your husband really isn't taking tennis classes every Wednesday. 31. Pimping is just like marriage 32. Just without the marriage. 33. And more STD's. But those are encouraged here. 34. Oh, you poor thing! You can't get through that level? Well, don't make yet ANOTHER thread about how to beat Ursula. I can help. 35. Turn your playstation on. That might help. 36. Plug in the controller. 37. Owning the game might help too, you dingbat. 38. This is NOT a forum to discuss Final Fantasy 39. Everyone has heard the Xemnas/Mansex joke. 40. 99% of this site isn't about you. 42. Remember. One person can change the world. 43. The admins will probably just delete that though. 44. You're probably not the one thats gonna open the door either. 45. You already know this rule so I'm not going to repeat it. I couldn't have a blank spot in the list so this is here as a filler. 46. Your posts are so funny, we all forgot to laugh. 47. Dodongo dislikes smoke. 48. Your mom dislikes you. 49. I really have nothing left. 50. Might as well make it a round fifty. 2 Lexa Infinite and Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneezes 73 Posted June 20, 2010 Lol, you win at life.. 7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying. really? hm. not sure what i did that one night then... 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DChiuch 5,773 Posted June 20, 2010 4. NO ONE uses the expensive chat system on-site DChuich provided us with 5.EVERYONE uses other alternative chat systems to talk. 500,000 messages sent since I purchased it in September. 14. The smilies are ugly. Please don't litter the site with them 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted June 20, 2010 OH NOEZ. 41. But lmfao. 26. Our mods care. 27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cellar Door 652 Posted June 20, 2010 Lol, you win at life.. 7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying. really? hm. not sure what i did that one night then... shall i remind you? 26. Our mods care. 27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread. i love you. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oblivion 15 Posted June 20, 2010 -facepalm- Rule 41: Don't laugh at Oblivion cuz she can't count. Cuz she can't 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HelpMeRan-Sama 141 Posted June 20, 2010 yus bd grmr rulz 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Koko 3,944 Posted June 20, 2010 You win. So much. I demand this be stickied as a Important Thread 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tsunamo 62 Posted June 20, 2010 These have to be the best rules on the Internet for a site, ever. You sir win the internet. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chronic Tumor 149 Posted June 20, 2010 51: Your trolling is useless for we have a Tumor already, and he is a gentleman. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted June 20, 2010 lets see which i believe... 1. This is a Kingdom Hearts forum. Therefore, we discuss Kingdom Hearts, such as here and here . lol, good point 4. NO ONE uses the expensive chat system on-site DChuich provided us with so true 7. EVERYONE here is still a virgin. That goes without saying. most people here are 12-15, i'd be worried if they weren't virgins... 8. If your friend hasn't been on in a while, assume they are dead and build a funeral shrine, burning inscence and chanting for their soul just check the personal forum lol 16. Our trolls are some of the best contributors, so we can't ban them completely true, the site would be no fun without chronic and nathan 21. Don't ask who Aaron is. lol, heard that alot 23. A majority of the users here are either from Texas or Australia. not sure about texas, definitely aussieland 26. Our mods care. 27. Just not about your freakin' ten minute break to use the bathrooom. Probably why they deleted your thread. roflcopters 35. Turn your playstation on. That might help. 36. Plug in the controller. 37. Owning the game might help too, you dingbat. lol, all work (i've been this stupid before 39. Everyone has heard the Xemnas/Mansex joke. tee hee 44. You're probably not the one thats gonna open the door either. lol 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaiso 2,764 Posted June 20, 2010 There's a rather larger than normal group of us from Texas. owo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oblivion 15 Posted June 21, 2010 Trolling? I'm not trolling. -is hurt- 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted June 29, 2010 I think I have fallen victim to these rules. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cricket 1,180 Posted July 1, 2010 I added this to my favorites. C: There's a rather larger than normal group of us from Texas. owo I wish there were more Mississippians... ) : (used spaces) 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larxene12 86 Posted July 1, 2010 18. formatting is for losers 19. so iz propr grmr. tru tht 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted July 1, 2010 You sir just made my day 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miku Hatsune 636 Posted July 3, 2010 I hated rule 12...Until I saw rule number 13. <3 *is punched* Okay, so I'm a n00b. At least I am a PROUD N00B. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora96 17,256 Posted July 10, 2010 Most the Members dont live live in Australia. The only active ones are DChiuch Aaron And myself Clueless was but she left. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted July 10, 2010 Most the Members dont live live in Australia. The only active ones are DChiuch Aaron And myself Clueless was but she left. no sora, there are quite a few others who live in aussieland nathan, ad, oathkeeper, and a few others 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sneezes 73 Posted July 10, 2010 Most the Members dont live live in Australia. The only active ones are DChiuch Aaron And myself Clueless was but she left. does it matter? lol i like how you like to emphasize where you live. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora96 17,256 Posted July 11, 2010 Oh yeah i forgot about Nathan, AD, and Oathkeeper. They are not Active though i just said the Active ones. 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ObsidianEagle 103 Posted July 11, 2010 lol, you're saying nathan isn't an active member on the forums? 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Riku 2,063 Posted July 11, 2010 12. ABSOLUTELY NO GAY PAIRS OF CHARACTERS. PLEASE DO NOT PUT AXEL AND ROXAS TOGETHER. 13. Axel and Roxas are totally a couple. I disagree with number 12. When Roxas isn't with Namine, he's with Axel : P ( Yeah 'cuz THIS -points to emote- is so much better than the smilies. ) 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CardCaptorDeadpool 386 Posted July 18, 2010 I liked how you mentioned everyone from Utah and Ireland 1 Loki reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites