Ptolema 404 Posted December 27, 2013 So I just realized it's been almost a year since I last made a thread about Google weirdness. And if anything, I wanted that to be what I was known for around here. I have pretty much failed because no one even recognizes me in Board Game Online after I start the game and I post it on the fanclub. Childlike frustrations aside, I wanted to do this. So here I go. Well, at least someone agreed on the kitty cat part. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1U_lrXnxY Congratulations to her! Lots of people must Google her. MY EYES. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETr5jf_AnTg Wait, someone thinks Larxene might be a boy? I'm not sure on whether I'd like to see that or... slap... someone... utlimate-showdown.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mickey_Vs._Yoda I'm not sure if I should believe people who can't write ultimate write while MAKING THEIR OWN URL, but I can be wrong... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuw23CT6vvo Moving on once more... From what the internet tells me, I can assume this is a Song of Ice and Fire reference I missed when I was learning everything about the series in the internet because I'm not going to buy books my mom might read when they're certainly not for someone my age. Anyhow, the first thing you expect to find when you Google a thousand years ago is a girl who knew a girl who loved lemon cakes, not a badly titled bunch of Christina Perri lyrics. Self-explanatory. I think. I'm stunned at the large group of people who apparently don't know Egypt is located in North Africa. Go figure. I'm pretty sure this makes sense and is important to someone, but I'm just going to politely say this does not fit there, though if you're searching for something that makes sense, don't begin your search with kill this... Humans are elves in comparison to other primates. Ahem... I hope they are real, but since I am not one and they are not real, I'll pass you on that one. If you mean "terrific" as in awesome, I totally agree. Yes, they are immortal. They are not evil unless you count the whole Can't Argue With Elves and you are human, which amounts to absolutely nothing because all we have is folklore and Tolkien. I don't think anyone can be racism, I think the correct question would be are they racist. Space Elves are a completely different topic, how dare you mention them. No... they are not Asian, sorry. They're mostly from Middle Earth, because they are not here now, for which I'm angry at them, because I want one. I want one. And yes, they are better than humans. Duh. It's not like I like Elves or anything. Okay, fine, I LOVE ELVES. I want one. Okay... So either someone's been watching too much Vampire Diaries or we have a problem. As for your desire to turn into a girl, I sadly can't be of help to you because I don't know sorcery yet. And I still want an Elf. So... What do you guys think about Google's magnificent weirdness? 2 AntonioKHT and King Demise reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Robin 206 Posted December 27, 2013 aaaaahhhh google :') you never cease to give me a laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted December 27, 2013 KH13 Insider? Must be a ship. 3 Ptolema, King Demise and Neptune Vasilias reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted December 27, 2013 I remember you! Welcome back my friend! 1 Ptolema reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nero Kunivas 3,046 Posted December 27, 2013 *nods head* Google, google, google...you never cease to amaze. I think if you actually searched for those "results", you would end up in the REALLY weird part of the Internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted December 27, 2013 Riku is Ansem, according to google HOW DARE THEY!!!! ... no funny ones for lightning :| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
