useless superpower thread

[coolfresh1224 10]

in this thread we make up superpowers that are totally impractical 

i'll go first

 

having the ability to grow blades of grass on your nose.

[Guest]

Being able to grow increadibly long limbs at any time you want but not be able to move them.

[Kaweebo 3,617]

Being able to have consistently shiny-white teeth.  :biggrin:

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

Being able to make coupons appear out of nowhere....

three years after expiration dates. 

[coolfresh1224 10]

being able to write screenplays for movies that came out ten years ago 

[Danex Darkfire + 1,712]

Being able to shoot small amounts of oxygen

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

Being able to fart out your mouth. 

[Kaweebo 3,617]

The ability to walk on flat ceilings.

 

And ONLY ceilings.

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

Being able to fly....

six inches max height. 

[RoxSox 3,593]

Being able to grow increadibly long limbs at any time you want but not be able to move them.

I can think of an extraordinarily good use for that ifunowhatimsayinghahahaheheeuhueheu

 

 

You can light people on fire but only if they're already on fire.

You can swim at ungodly fast speeds but you are now allergic to water.

You can fly but if you go any faster than 5 miles per hour or raise any higher than 10 feet above the ground you will spontaneously combust.

You have the power to race a car better than any person alive or who has ever lived, but NASCAR won't accept you and the cops are constantly watching you to make sure you don't take part in a drag race and are at the ready to give you a ticket at a moments notice.

You can run fast, like the flash, but you have no sense of direction and if you try to use your power you accomplish nothing.

[Guest]

I can think of an extraordinarily good use for that ifunowhatimsayinghahahaheheeuhueheu  You can light people on fire but only if they're already on fire.You can swim at ungodly fast speeds but you are now allergic to water.You can fly but if you go any faster than 5 miles per hour or raise any higher than 10 feet above the ground you will spontaneously combust.You have the power to race a car better than any person alive or who has ever lived, but NASCAR won't accept you and the cops are constantly watching you to make sure you don't take part in a drag race and are at the ready to give you a ticket at a moments notice.You can run fast, like the flash, but you have no sense of direction and if you try to use your power you accomplish nothing.

But it wouldn't work, which is sad cause... Ifyouknowwhathappenstomenwithoitviagrawhoneedit

[coolfresh1224 10]

you hcan now sumo wrestle really well but only when there are shards of glass in your foot 

[EternalReckoning 1,135]

The ability to spawn a dragon, but the dragon is vicious and only wants to hurt you, and it starts breading the moment it hits okygen and eventually they overun the planet.

[I♥KH 1,280]

incredible fast hair growing ability!

[Dio Brando 5,810]

Azumarill used SuperPower on Excadrill

 

It's Super effective

 

Excadrill faints

 

Azumarill sings on his body

[coolfresh1224 10]

the ability to control when somebody needs to take a shit, but you can't control who it effects and sometimes it effects you

[Anonn0000 3,525]

The ability to create awesome riku fanarts that are really sexy from just thinking about them, they come out of your head.... Okay, wouldn't be useless to me but might be to some others?

[I♥KH 1,280]

Power:talking with the fishes

[Anonn0000 3,525]

The power to make foods you dislike only taste a tiny bit better but not better enouth that you'll want to eat them...lol

[Soul Eater Evans 4,045]

Holy heck the fire part cracked me up so much

[Anonn0000 3,525]

The power to sprew out random sexy SHIRTLESS riku art whenever you post. Its useless for anyone who isn't me pretty much LOL

Edited December 3, 2014 by ~DawnStar2004~

[mistydolphin 25]

Thd ability to control tv with your mind. but you can only change to channels in languages you dont know.

[This Persona 14]

Having the ability to make noises with your mouth.

[Anonn0000 3,525]

The ability to create fart sounds with your mind o.O