Amon 4,279 Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Yes, this is the question you are all asking. Obviously some guy on a website you've never met in person and most likely never will is what's on your mind constantly! Why else would you be here? Clearly, you would like to know what happened to your favorite bloodbender. Well I'll tell you...IN SONG! Now this is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down, so I'd like to take a minute It'll be a quicky I'll tell you how I almost became dictator of Republic City In Northern Water tribe, born and raised My father's hunting trips are where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin' acting all cool Bloodbendin' some wolves outside of the school When one night my pop wanted a show Told me to bloodbend my bro in the snow I got in one little fight when things got shitty I said "firetruck this I'm movin' to Republic City!" I planned a revolution and when it came near The people shouted "EQUALITY" and there was war in the air If anything I thought that this plan was great Let's just hope Korra doesn't enter the avatar state! I started my victory rally about 7 or 8. And I yelled to Korra "come fight me bro!" I was shot out the window "Let's get out of here quickly!" Then blew up in a boat outside of the city. (Durrr Herp Derp only 90s kids will get this derrrrppp herrrp derrp AOL dial tone) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1UY7eDRXrs (durrrrr only 90s kidz will get this too herp duuurp) FINE! LETS MODERNIZE THIS BITCH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7txJQZds8g So why was I really gone? Let's just say, never fap at the circus when the elephants are running around the cannon. That is all. EDIT: YES A MADE A TYPO ON THE IMAGE. WHY? BECUASE firetruck YOU THATS WHY Edited December 12, 2013 by Amon 12 Xiro, MasterRoxas13, Bearanort and 9 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarLea Quinn 26,501 Posted December 12, 2013 Welcome back my friend . The site has missed your awesomeness !! 1 Amon reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kishira 2,854 Posted December 12, 2013 Oh AOL dial-up, how I don't miss you. uwu 1 Amon reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caxkj 481 Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) I don't know who you are... but you're already awesome in my books. Welcome back! Edited December 12, 2013 by Caxkj Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Demise 2,359 Posted December 12, 2013 (edited) Welcome back Amon. I liked that song and that thing about the circus, how does that end up happening? Edited December 12, 2013 by King Demise Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted December 12, 2013 Amon do you happen to be on drugs right now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxBlossomingNobodyxX 298 Posted December 12, 2013 Lol liked it. Welcome back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted December 12, 2013 Welcome back my friend . The site has missed your awesomeness !! And I missed this awesome website! Thank you! Oh AOL dial-up, how I don't miss you. uwu I still have PTSD from those dark days. I don't know who you are... but you're already awesome in my books. Welcome back! I'm just a guy who does things that affect stuff. No biggy. But thank you! Welcome back Amon. I liked that song and that thing about the circus, how does that end up happening? Thank you! You'd be surprised how quickly things go south once the cotton candy machine stops working. Amon do you happen to be on drugs right now? No, but I am high.... HIGH ON LIFE Lol liked it. Welcome back ThANX Amonnnnnnn Cronaaaaaaaa 2 Kishira and King Demise reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 12, 2013 And I missed this awesome website! Thank you! I still have PTSD from those dark days. I'm just a guy who does things that affect stuff. No biggy. But thank you! Thank you! You'd be surprised how quickly things go south once the cotton candy machine stops working. No, but I am high.... HIGH ON LIFE ThANX Cronaaaaaaaa *fangirl tackles* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DragonMaster 1,166 Posted December 12, 2013 Welcome back Amon. It felt empty here without your mask and calls for equality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted December 12, 2013 Welcome back Amon. It felt empty here without your mask and calls for equality. I've been empty without all of you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted December 12, 2013 Aaaah Fresh Prince. Welcome back Amon, nice to see you again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 12, 2013 Yo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted December 12, 2013 Goddammit, Fred. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted December 12, 2013 Welcome back, my friend. It's been a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted December 12, 2013 Aaaah Fresh Prince. Welcome back Amon, nice to see you again! Pleasure to see you too! Yo. Salutations. Goddammit, Fred. I believe it's God(s)dammit, without the "S" in parentheses you are being politically incorrect towards polytheist. Welcome back, my friend. It's been a while. Thank you! It certainly has! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted December 13, 2013 Best. Song. EVAR Welcome back man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Think Pink 1,967 Posted December 13, 2013 And to think I'd been sitting around in my dark room for countless hours wondering where you'd gone when the answer was right here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WakingDawn96 1,166 Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) I thought you were died, I so wanted to be rid of you. You are a heartless person. GO AWAY! Edited December 13, 2013 by Xeveemon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted December 13, 2013 Best. Song. EVAR Welcome back man Thanks brah! I poured my soul into that song. And by my soul I mean about 15 minutes. And to think I'd been sitting around in my dark room for countless hours wondering where you'd gone when the answer was right here. "Where there is dark there is always light"- Ansem or some jackass, heck if I know. I thought you were died, I so wanted to be rid of you. You are a heartless person. GO AWAY! Naaaahhhh I think I'll stay here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WakingDawn96 1,166 Posted December 13, 2013 No! Please just go!!! You killed my father!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazimie 1,595 Posted December 13, 2013 Welcome back,Amon! Hone you enjoy being back here again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kalnet 1,198 Posted December 13, 2013 Oho Fred~ Would be even great if you really sang your song and put it up on soundcloud. I did hear your voice before~ Welcome back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amon 4,279 Posted December 15, 2013 No! Please just go!!! You killed my father!!!! No...I AM YOU'RE FATHER. Welcome back,Amon! Hone you enjoy being back here again! I already do! Oho Fred~ Would be even great if you really sang your song and put it up on soundcloud. I did hear your voice before~ Welcome back! Hmm I might do this when I'm home alone... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
