Sora96's Lust for Power -HD ReMIX-

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Awesome chapter, keep 'em coming.

[Demyx. 10,064]

.Bravo! More more more! Can't wait for the Xaon characters development. He seems preeettttty awesome. 

[Lalalablah 1,538]

Can't wait to read more lol this is great

[Guest]

Also, now that I've collected my thoughts from all the laughter, might I say... Brilliant.

[Shana09 5,769]

I love ittt, would love to see Shana come in there again. 

[Think Pink 1,967]

I'm pretty sure this is my new favorite story 

[Guest]

I love ittt, would love to see Shana come in there again. 

I feel like a rimshot must be done. Badum tiss.

[KHLegendIII 709]

This is so funny!

[Snow 1,800]

I feel like a rimshot must be done. Badum tiss.

nonothing of that sort wil be donedont wana die ktnxh

[Guest]

nonothing of that sort wil be donedont wana die ktnxh

But it must be doneeeeeeee!

[Snow 1,800]

But it must be doneeeeeeee!

k wil inclube reimjob

[Lalalablah 1,538]

k wil inclube reimjob

Are you talking about the same type of rimjob I'm thinking of

[Shana09 5,769]

Are you talking about the same type of rimjob I'm thinking of

 

For a second there, I thought "rimshot" was this. 

[Snow 1,800]

No, no, the rimshot I'm-- no, I can't say, is spoiler

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Rimshot: ba dum Tissss

Rimjob: NFSW, End of conversation.

 

find another topic to talk about instead of heavy suggestive themes, like drop a cool review for snow to keep him motivated to write more chapters.

[Snow 1,800]

Rimshot: ba dum Tissss

Rimjob: NFSW, End of conversation.

 

find another topic to talk about instead of heavy suggestive themes, like drop a cool review for snow to keep him motivated to write more chapters.

I actually wanted to have some sort of non-NSFW twist on the word/meaning to give everyone a jip

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

I actually wanted to have some sort of non-NSFW twist on the word/meaning to give everyone a jip

Sorry, I just don't wanna see this thread get locked because everyone is curious about.. well, you know...

[Queen Tery 4,591]

*Grabs the popcorn and leans in toward the closest fan in the audience, letting off an awkward and creepy smirk* I can't wait for the part where 96 gets reminded that he's not..."

 

SHUT THE firetruck UP YOURE GONNA RUIN IT-Random fan in the audience

Edited December 13, 2013 by Queen Tery

[NoUsernamesSuitMe 7]

What did I just read hahaha this is funny

[Xiro 3,468]

Finally, this story is as it should be. In glorious High Definition.

Now let's just hope it doesn't get out of hand like last time.

[Noobles 301]

Heh. Love the new title "HD-Remix"

Going to be a fun few days

[Yumei 282]

duurrr too dem interesting i wonder if it hav a gory scene~

Eh...I-I mean if its going to get more interesting?!

hahaha yes,Nya!   

[Snow 1,800]

Chapter III

Snow waited diligently outside his house for the ticket Aaron bought to come in the mail. He was brimming with excitement at the thought of being able to go to Australia. He could imagine all the hot Australian women, with their quirky accents and all. He hnnnged and almost passed out when the mailman came by and shoved all the letters into Snow's chest, and driving off. A few said "Merry Christmas" most likely with gifts to him, but he threw them aside to get what he wanted. The ticket. He screamed like a six year old girl with joy and sprinted to the airport.

-

Queen Tery sat back and recounted how good his life was so far. He had a bangin' wife, a PS3, and some cool shades, and he was about to get a ticket to Australia. He put on his shades and stood up. His wife sat on the edge of the bed, looking at him with puppy doge eyes. "Please don't go Queen Tery... I'll give you something special if you doooon't~" She said in a singsong voice. Queen Tery started sweating with this tough decision. "I'm sorry, but I really need to go. KH13 needs me." He said wistfully, staring her in the eyes. He walked outside and was immediately hit by a firetruck.

-

Megaman X sped down the way in the firetruck, beeping the horn every so often. Lea sat in the passenger seat giggling. He saw Queen Tery walk outside and sped up. "LETS SEE WHO HITS WHO WITH A FIRETRUCK NOW HAAHAHAGSFDFSAD" Megaman X yelled inarticulately. Queen Tery was plastered across the windshield and seemed to have been unhurt, despite being hit by something weighing a ton that was speeding at 120 miles an hour, but he seemed to have passed out. Megaman X made a sharp left, running some cars off the road.

-

Shana09 blows a raspberry waiting for the mail to come. This was her time to shine, prove to everyone she wasn't just some horny firetrucker, and save KH13. Not to mention become the best staff member. She saw a white post van pull up outside and ran out to greet the mailman. "thank yooou~" She said, taking the mail and waving him goodbye. She flipped through the mail until she found the ticket. She threw everything else away and nearly fell back when a firetruck came to an abrupt stop in front of her. "WANT A RIDE?" Megaman X screamed in a girlish fasion. Queen Tery slowly slid off the windshield and came to, realizing what happened. "WHAT THE firetruck MEGAMAN X" He yelled. Shana09 awkwardly climbed on and hung onto a handle on the back of the truck, since there wasn't much else. Megaman X backed up a bit while Queen Tery was busy screaming at him, and started speeding down the road again, hitting Queen Tery once more and plastering him across the windshield.

-

Think Pink and RoxSoxKH are in a car driving down a freeway with TheTimidLight asleep in the back seat. RoxSoxKH turns left and the GPS chimes saying the Airport will come up in about fifty miles. Think Pink shivers a bit, so RoxSoxKH takes his hands off the wheel, reaches into the backseat and, being careful not to wake TheTimidLight, grabs an old blanket. But as much as he wasn't trying to, he somehow did. "WHY IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE?" TheTimidLight yells. RoxSoxKH sighs and hands her the blanket, trying to ignore him. "LETS PUT ON THE THEME FROM JACK FROST!" TheTimidLight says. RoxSoxKH sighs and keeps focused on the road. Think Pink sighs as well and looks out the window. TheTimidLight bounces around in the backseat, asking repeatedly why RoxSoxKH won't put on the theme to Jack Frost.

-

teh lazy prince Xylek, Noobles, and Tails are in a blimp, soaring above the ocean, planning to come and surprise Aaron by being the Advanced Search Party to look for DChiuch. They plan to be the ones to find him with the massive amount of a head start they get by coming in on teh lazy prince Xylek's (I'm just going to call him Xylek because it's tedious to type all of that) private blimp. Xylek has his PS3 set up on a flat screen TV within the blimp playing that one fighting game called Injustice online. Noobles is watching him play and Tails is stuck in the cockpit below the blimp navigating, very jealous of Xylek since he brought his PS3 to make the trip more withstandable. Tails screamed in rage and climbed his way inside the blimp, itching to give Xylek a piece of his mind. "WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE?" He yelled, knocking the controller out of Xylek's hand. Noobles sighed, picked up the controller, and resumed the game. "Because we voted who the driver would be, and that was you." Tails threw his hands above him in rage and went back down to the cockpit, and began steering the blimp into the ocean...

-

Sora96 gets a laptop and places it in front of DChiuch. "So, you know. Any time you're ready, go ahead and make me admin." Sora96 said, cutting the rope that bound DChiuch's hands. He used the rope to tie his hand to the radiator next to him and put his hand on the keyboard. He then patted DChuich's head. "Any time you want." Sora96 said. "Though I'd prefer soon because we all know what happens when I get impatient." He says, giving DChiuch a childish smile.

-

Aaron is laying on the couch watching the next Twilight movie while eating a bucket of Edi's Chocolate Ice Cream and wearing only his boxers. "DANIEEEEEEL" He screams hopelessly, choking on a mouthful of ice cream. There are chocolate splatters on the ground and a few different spoons. The couch also has some chocolate stains. "WHY DID YOU TAKE MY DANIEL FROM MEEEE" He screams to the heavens, his tears flowing down his face and into the ice cream bucket. 

-

And that's chapter 3. 
What will happen next time? 
Will Tails kill everyone aboard the blimp because of his rage-driven actions?
*screenshot of Xylek running to the cockpit while the blimp is dangerously close to the water, with a panicked expression on his face. Noobles is just sitting nonchalantly on the couch trying to finish the match*
Will TheTimidLight cause problems for RoxSoxKH while he's driving?
*screenshot of TheTimidLight trying to show RoxSoxKH a Jack Frost GIF on his phone and causing RoxSoxKH to drive erratically*
Will Megaman X arrive to the airport, or will he get caught by the cops?
*screenshot of three police cars chasing the firetruck with Megaman X laughing maniacally while sticking a machine gun out the window towards them*
Find out next time!
*james bond theme plays to fit as an outro*
directed by michael mann
co-directed by m night shyamalan
script by videogamedunkey

brought to you by snow
your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer
 

Edited December 13, 2013 by Snow

[Guest]

Chapter III

Snow waited diligently outside his house for the ticket Aaron bought to come in the mail. He was brimming with excitement at the thought of being able to go to Australia. He could imagine all the hot Australian women, with their quirky accents and all. He hnnnged and almost passed out when the mailman came by and shoved all the letters into Snow's chest, and driving off. A few said "Merry Christmas" most likely with gifts to him, but he threw them aside to get what he wanted. The ticket. He screamed like a six year old girl with joy and sprinted to the airport.

-

Queen Tery sat back and recounted how good his life was so far. He had a bangin' wife, a PS3, and some cool shades, and he was about to get a ticket to Australia. He put on his shades and stood up. His wife sat on the edge of the bed, looking at him with puppy doge eyes. "Please don't go Queen Tery... I'll give you something special if you doooon't~" She said in a singsong voice. Queen Tery started sweating with this tough decision. "I'm sorry, but I really need to go. KH13 needs me." He said wistfully, staring her in the eyes. He walked outside and was immediately hit by a firetruck.

-

Megaman X sped down the way in the firetruck, beeping the horn every so often. Lea sat in the passenger seat giggling. He saw Queen Tery walk outside and sped up. "LETS SEE WHO HITS WHO WITH A FIRETRUCK NOW HAAHAHAGSFDFSAD" Megaman X yelled inarticulately. Queen Tery was plastered across the windshield and seemed to have been unhurt, despite being hit by something weighing a ton that was speeding at 120 miles an hour, but he seemed to have passed out. Megaman X made a sharp left, running some cars off the road.

-

Shana09 blows a raspberry waiting for the mail to come. This was her time to shine, prove to everyone she wasn't just some horny firetrucker, and save KH13. Not to mention become the best staff member. She saw a white post van pull up outside and ran out to greet the mailman. "thank yooou~" She said, taking the mail and waving him goodbye. She flipped through the mail until she found the ticket. She threw everything else away and nearly fell back when a firetruck came to an abrupt stop in front of her. "WANT A RIDE?" Megaman X screamed in a girlish fasion. Queen Tery slowly slid off the windshield and came to, realizing what happened. "WHAT THE firetruck MEGAMAN X" He yelled. Shana09 awkwardly climbed on and hung onto a handle on the back of the truck, since there wasn't much else. Megaman X backed up a bit while Queen Tery was busy screaming at him, and started speeding down the road again, hitting Queen Tery once more and plastering him across the windshield.

-

Think Pink and RoxSoxKH are in a car driving down a freeway with TheTimidLight asleep in the back seat. RoxSoxKH turns left and the GPS chimes saying the Airport will come up in about fifty miles. Think Pink shivers a bit, so RoxSoxKH takes his hands off the wheel, reaches into the backseat and, being careful not to wake TheTimidLight, grabs an old blanket. But as much as he wasn't trying to, he somehow did. "WHY IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE?" TheTimidLight yells. RoxSoxKH sighs and hands her the blanket, trying to ignore him. "LETS PUT ON THE THEME FROM JACK FROST!" TheTimidLight says. RoxSoxKH sighs and keeps focused on the road. Think Pink sighs as well and looks out the window. TheTimidLight bounces around in the backseat, asking repeatedly why RoxSoxKH won't put on the theme to Jack Frost.

-

teh lazy prince Xylek, Noobles, and Tails are in a blimp, soaring above the ocean, planning to come and surprise Aaron by being the Advanced Search Party to look for DChiuch. They plan to be the ones to find him with the massive amount of a head start they get by coming in on teh lazy prince Xylek's (I'm just going to call him Xylek because it's tedious to type all of that) private blimp. Xylek has his PS3 set up on a flat screen TV within the blimp playing that one fighting game called Injustice online. Noobles is watching him play and Tails is stuck in the cockpit below the blimp navigating, very jealous of Xylek since he brought his PS3 to make the trip more withstandable. Tails screamed in rage and climbed his way inside the blimp, itching to give Xylek a piece of his mind. "WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE?" He yelled, knocking the controller out of Xylek's hand. Noobles sighed, picked up the controller, and resumed the game. "Because we voted who the driver would be, and that was you." Tails threw his hands above him in rage and went back down to the cockpit, and began steering the blimp into the ocean...

-

Sora96 gets a laptop and places it in front of DChiuch. "So, you know. Any time you're ready, go ahead and make me admin." Sora96 said, cutting the rope that bound DChiuch's hands. He used the rope to tie his hand to the radiator next to him and put his hand on the keyboard. He then patted DChuich's head. "Any time you want." Sora96 said. "Though I'd prefer soon because we all know what happens when I get impatient." He says, giving DChiuch a childish smile.

-

Aaron is laying on the couch watching the next Twilight movie while eating a bucket of Edi's Chocolate Ice Cream and wearing only his boxers. "DANIEEEEEEL" He screams hopelessly, choking on a mouthful of ice cream. There are chocolate splatters on the ground and a few different spoons. The couch also has some chocolate stains. "WHY DID YOU TAKE MY DANIEL FROM MEEEE" He screams to the heavens, his tears flowing down his face and into the ice cream bucket. 

-

And that's chapter 3. 

What will happen next time? 

Will Tails kill everyone aboard the blimp because of his rage-driven actions?

*screenshot of Xylek running to the cockpit while the blimp is dangerously close to the water, with a panicked expression on his face. Noobles is just sitting nonchalantly on the couch trying to finish the match*

Will TheTimidLight cause problems for RoxSoxKH while he's driving?

*screenshot of TheTimidLight trying to show RoxSoxKH a Jack Frost GIF on his phone and causing RoxSoxKH to drive erratically*

Will Megaman X arrive to the airport, or will he get caught by the cops?

*screenshot of three police cars chasing the firetruck with Megaman X laughing maniacally while sticking a machine gun out the window towards them*

Find out next time!

*james bond theme plays to fit as an outro*

directed by michael mann

co-directed by m night shyamalan

script by videogamedunkeybrought to you by snow

your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer

 

Yes.

Add me in to this nowwww

[Queen Tery 4,591]

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BAS...*Gets hit by a firetruck*