Sora96's Lust for Power -HD ReMIX-

[Shana09 5,769]

I was the one who died first :<

 

Well it's not like I was wrong anyways. 

[RoxSox 3,593]

Well it's not like I was wrong anyways. 

 

Oh damn Snow she just took a road trip through burn country.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

i wish i could think of something funny or cool to say here beside "good job" or "it was funny" so please imagine this was a "typical xylek comment"

[RoxSox 3,593]

Just confirming something real quick:

 

Sora96's Lust for Power HD ReMIX WILL go on in Snow's absence. I thought about maybe putting it on hiatus since he's leaving, but then I realized that was a stupid thing to do.

 

So yes you can still expect some Lusty lust lust.

[RoxSox 3,593]

CHAPTER X-2: PART 3 (out of 5? maybe? I dunno)

 

Everyone in the cab was in a strange state. Somewhere inbetween tipsy and really tipsy. They were attempting to maintain a conversation with one another, but the giggle fits they were erupting into kept interrupting them. "so like... the aliens were flashing you?" said Lala, her eyes half closed. "yeah and they were flashing us." said Lea, clumsily high fiving her husband for no apparent reason. King Riku mumbled a little "you just said that flamin ley". Everybody started giggling again. Xaon and Trey were staring into one anothers eyes intensely. Shana had been observing them, and spoke up suddenly "neither of them have blinked for at least as long as the time they haven't blinked for guys it's freaking me the hecky out"

 

-

 

"Well that was a load of shit." said RoxSox, turning away from the gravesite and starting towards the house. Timid, Lexi, Winner, and finally Xylek followed behind him. "You didn't want to say anything for Noobles, Rox?" asked Winner's, a look of disappointment expressed on his rugged manly sexy hot feautres. "Not particularly. I didn't really know the guy, you see..." said Rox, but the impact of his words was lost as he saw the soft puppy dog eyes of Winner looking at him... 'YEAH OKAY I'll say something."

He went back to the grave. "Well, Noobles, I'm sorry that you and I couldn't have been better friends in life. Maybe, instead of dying next time, you could live life to the fullest in all your not-dead glory. And such..." Rox was struggling to find words... thankfully, the need for him to write say any was no longer required, for he was interrupted... "YOU GUYS CAME I CANT BELIEVE IT...hic!" shouted Aaron as he hurriedly shuffled in their direction. He fell flat upon his face once he came within a few feet of them. Everybody sighed in unison. "You two get his feet we'll take this end" said Lexi... Timid and Xylek grabbed Aaron's feet, Lexi and Winner took his arms. RoxSox watched. "Thank you for your contribution, Rox". accused Xylek. "I dug the hole man I did my duty." Aaron drooled a little.

 

-

 

The levitating firetruck, driven forward by magic no one could comprehend, was now more then halfway across the ocean. Zola had summoned all of her capability (she was a Level 99 White Mage, after all) to bring her and Xiro to worlds end. It was a beautiful moment for her and Xiro, to fly across the ocean at the speed of fast... enlightening. I'm not sure why it's enlightening, really, but it sure is. "Not long before we get there, Xiro. Just hold on tight... I've got a surprise for you once we arrive." said Zola. She then made this face: 8D

I'm not sure why the face she made is important for me to tell you, but it is.

 

-

 

Crona, Daniel Black, and Jaune Arc had just witnessed a dead ogre transform before their eyes into a pasty college kid with a lean towards Bandicoots and beloved characters from Dreamworks classics. This kid was none other then the jimmy rustler himself, James Arnold Taylor, voice of child simba. Or maybe his name was Jim, I can't quite recall. "You were Shrek... and now you're Jim..." "You're Jim, but you became Shrek..." "You're Jim and Shrek at the same time." called out the three onlookers, trying to piece together what the firetruck they were experiencing. Jim reached out his hands and put a finger on their lips. "Hush children. I must keep the mystery alive, such is my way and such is the will and nature of the cosmos."

 

-

 

Jillian Kitchen Shears, know to most as Jilly Shears, had just gone on a voyage. He had boarded a party boat and sailed across the ocean, looking to save his friends. He had battled the Kraken, and other such vicious leviathans on his journey. But he had reached Australia nonetheless... he had to leave his true love, Shakira, behind. This weighed heavily on his heart as he rode towards the home of Sora96, but he had to put aside that pain, for he had arrived at long last. The taxi pulled into the driveway, and Jilly emerged from the vehicle. He had paid the driver his sum prior, and so he strode wordlessly towards the door.

 

-

 

Xylek heard a knock at the door. "Will somebody get that?, I'm busy!" he shouted through the house. He wasn't actually busy... at all... he was laid out on the couch, watching the telly and using Aaron's unconscious body as a footrest. He popped some exotic Australian food into his mouth, and flipped through some channels. TheTimidLight went to answer the door, having been ordered to by one of the others. He opened the door without checking first to see who it was, meaning he easily would have been the first to die if this story was a horror flick. Jilly looked him in the eyes. Timid looked back. Without saying a word, Jill pushed Timid aside and went inside.

 

-

 

The soothing sounds of Bob Marley blasting out of the taxi's speakers announced the arrival of Caity, Lala, Shana, Xaon, Lea, Trey, and King Riku. "EVERY LITTLE THING. IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT." they all sung in unison as the cab pulled in. Caity opened the door , and all seven of them fell on top of one another as they poured from the vehicle as if they were a liquid. The taxi driver was too relieved to have them out of his cab that he spun out of the driveway without even getting his money from them. Which was good, since not one of them had a dime. The group walked towards the house, giggling and tripping. They piled around the door. Lala softly banged her head against the door for no reason, since both her hands were free. Timid heard it nonetheless, and opened the door, sighed, and started to say something... before he got the chance, the group knocked him over and stomped upon his body as they all piled into the house..

 

-

 

You understand what this means don't you? DON'T YOU? It means that almost everyone is in the same place... I see madness in this stories future. I see burning cities. I see explosions. I see terror. I see... chaos. What has one boys Lust for Power wrought?

You'll find out soon...

 

 

 

 

 

So, some anecdotes...

 

I feel pretty good about this chapter. I actually laughed quite a bit while writing it... but it was late at night. Very late at night. So if it's not as good as I think it is I apologize for that.

 

- Yes, Shrek became Jim. I am never going to explain why this happened or how. Accept it. Though, there actually is an explanation... points to whoever figures that out.

 

- I have no idea how people actually act when they're high, so, I kind of winged that whole bit... not sure if I captured the essence or not, but ey, comedy.

 

- There are a lot of characters, and I plan on maybe introducing a few more later, so yeah, there are going to be deaths, because 20+ people is a lot to work with e.e

Edited January 29, 2014 by RoxSox

[Guest]

 

CHAPTER X-2: PART 3 (out of 5? maybe? I dunno)

 

Everyone in the cab was in a strange state. Somewhere inbetween tipsy and really tipsy. They were attempting to maintain a conversation with one another, but the giggle fits they were erupting into kept interrupting them. "so like... the aliens were flashing you?" said Lala, her eyes half closed. "yeah and they were flashing us." said Lea, clumsily high fiving her husband for no apparent reason. King Riku mumbled a little "you just said that flamin ley". Everybody started giggling again. Xaon and Trey were staring into one anothers eyes intensely. Shana had been observing them, and spoke up suddenly "neither of them have blinked for at least as long as the time they haven't blinked for guys it's freaking me the hecky out" - "Well that was a load of shit." said RoxSox, turning away from the gravesite and starting towards the house. Timid, Lexi, Winner, and finally Xylek followed behind him. "You didn't want to say anything for Noobles, Rox?" asked Winner's, a look of disappointment expressed on his rugged manly sexy hot feautres. "Not particularly. I didn't really know the guy, you see..." said Rox, but the impact of his words was lost as he saw the soft puppy dog eyes of Winner looking at him... 'YEAH OKAY I'll say something."He went back to the grave. "Well, Noobles, I'm sorry that you and I couldn't have been better friends in life. Maybe, instead of dying next time, you could live life to the fullest in all your not-dead glory. And such..." Rox was struggling to find words... thankfully, the need for him to write say any was no longer required, for he was interrupted... "YOU GUYS CAME I CANT BELIEVE IT...hic!" shouted Aaron as he hurriedly shuffled in their direction. He fell flat upon his face once he came within a few feet of them. Everybody sighed in unison. "You two get his feet we'll take this end" said Lexi... Timid and Xylek grabbed Aaron's feet, Lexi and Winner took his arms. RoxSox watched. "Thank you for your contribution, Rox". accused Xylek. "I dug the hole man I did my duty." Aaron drooled a little. - The levitating firetruck, driven forward by magic no one could comprehend, was now more then halfway across the ocean. Zola had summoned all of her capability (she was a Level 99 White Mage, after all) to bring her and Xiro to worlds end. It was a beautiful moment for her and Xiro, to fly across the ocean at the speed of fast... enlightening. I'm not sure why it's enlightening, really, but it sure is. "Not long before we get there, Xiro. Just hold on tight... I've got a surprise for you once we arrive." said Zola. She then made this face: 8DI'm not sure why the face she made is important for me to tell you, but it is. - Crona, Daniel Black, and Jaune Arc had just witnessed a dead ogre transform before their eyes into a pasty college kid with a lean towards Bandicoots and beloved characters from Dreamworks classics. This kid was none other then the jimmy rustler himself, James Arnold Taylor, voice of child simba. Or maybe his name was Jim, I can't quite recall. "You were Shrek... and now you're Jim..." "You're Jim, but you became Shrek..." "You're Jim and Shrek at the same time." called out the three onlookers, trying to piece together what the firetruck they were experiencing. Jim reached out his hands and put a finger on their lips. "Hush children. I must keep the mystery alive, such is my way and such is the will and nature of the cosmos." - Jillian Kitchen Shears, know to most as Jilly Shears, had just gone on a voyage. He had boarded a party boat and sailed across the ocean, looking to save his friends. He had battled the Kraken, and other such vicious leviathans on his journey. But he had reached Australia nonetheless... he had to leave his true love, Shakira, behind. This weighed heavily on his heart as he rode towards the home of Sora96, but he had to put aside that pain, for he had arrived at long last. The taxi pulled into the driveway, and Jilly emerged from the vehicle. He had paid the driver his sum prior, and so he strode wordlessly towards the door. - Xylek heard a knock at the door. "Will somebody get that?, I'm busy!" he shouted through the house. He wasn't actually busy... at all... he was laid out on the couch, watching the telly and using Aaron's unconscious body as a footrest. He popped some exotic Australian food into his mouth, and flipped through some channels. TheTimidLight went to answer the door, having been ordered to by one of the others. He opened the door without checking first to see who it was, meaning he easily would have been the first to die if this story was a horror flick. Jilly looked him in the eyes. Timid looked back. Without saying a word, Jill pushed Timid aside and went inside. - The soothing sounds of Bob Marley blasting out of the taxi's speakers announced the arrival of Caity, Lala, Shana, Xaon, Lea, Trey, and King Riku. "EVERY LITTLE THING. IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT." they all sung in unison as the cab pulled in. Caity opened the door , and all seven of them fell on top of one another as they poured from the vehicle as if they were a liquid. The taxi driver was too relieved to have them out of his cab that he spun out of the driveway without even getting his money from them. Which was good, since not one of them had a dime. The group walked towards the house, giggling and tripping. They piled around the door. Lala softly banged her head against the door for no reason, since both her hands were free. Timid heard it nonetheless, and opened the door, sighed, and started to say something... before he got the chance, the group knocked him over and stomped upon his body as they all piled into the house.. - You understand what this means don't you? DON'T YOU? It means that almost everyone is in the same place... I see madness in this stories future. I see burning cities. I see explosions. I see terror. I see... chaos. What has one boys Lust for Power wrought?You'll find out soon...     So, some anecdotes... I feel pretty good about this chapter. I actually laughed quite a bit while writing it... but it was late at night. Very late at night. So if it's not as good as I think it is I apologize for that. - Yes, Shrek became Jim. I am never going to explain why this happened or how. Accept it. Though, there actually is an explanation... points to whoever figures that out. - I have no idea how people actually act when they're high, so, I kind of winged that whole bit... not sure if I captured the essence or not, but ey, comedy. - There are a lot of characters, and I plan on maybe introducing a few more later, so yeah, there are going to be deaths, because 20+ people is a lot to work with e.e

Death and explosions come is I get what I asked for

[King Demise 2,359]

Good stuff RoxSox

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

you call this

 

"Xylek heard a knock at the door. "Will somebody get that?, I'm busy!" he shouted through the house. He wasn't actually busy... at all... he was laid out on the couch, watching the telly and using Aaron's unconscious body as a footrest. He popped some exotic Australian food into his mouth, and

flipped through some channels."

 

not beenin busy? you know how hard it is to use someone as a footrest?

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

I'm trampled....

Bitchin. 

Hope I got good medical.

[RoxSox 3,593]

I'm trampled....

Bitchin. 

Hope I got good medical.

 

TRAMPLED

WHEN I WROTE THAT PART I COULDN'T THINK OF THAT WORD FOR THE LIFE OF ME.

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

TRAMPLED

WHEN I WROTE THAT PART I COULDN'T THINK OF THAT WORD FOR THE LIFE OF ME.

[Lalalablah 1,538]

Oh no, we had more than a dime (hahaha weed joke ahaha)

You were close enough describing what it's like ,

 

This was a good chapter, very funny! Jim is shrek lolol that's great, I laughed when he hushed the other three

[RoxSox 3,593]

So whaaatt if its been like a month since I updated you guys ain't bothered right.

 

Right?

 

Shit I should probably write some shouldn't I.

[Xiro 3,468]

So whaaatt if its been like a month since I updated you guys ain't bothered right.

 

Right?

 

Shit I should probably write some shouldn't I.

Shouldn't we all?

[King Demise 2,359]

So whaaatt if its been like a month since I updated you guys ain't bothered right.

 

Right?

 

Shit I should probably write some shouldn't I.

God demands more

[NoUsernamesSuitMe 7]

Meke mere er fece the censeqeences

[RoxSox 3,593]

Meke mere er fece the censeqeences

 

The threats and demands have begun, so I guess I have no choice.

 

CHAPTER X-2: PART 4 part 1 (yes, part 1 of part 4, because firetruck conventional titling)

 

Timid was recovering from having been trampled. Positive that he had a concussion, he picked himself up off the ground and hobbled back towards the kitchen where everybody had gathered... he was met with an array of curious sights. Lalala and Caity were rummaging through all the cabinets, trying to find snacks to eat. Shana and Flaming Lea were staring at a pot of water on the stove, waiting for it to boil. "How long do you think it will take." asked Shana. "Probably a really short long time." replied Lea, poking the tepid water with her finger. The flame beneath the pot hadn't been turned on... .

 

Aaron had begun to stir, crawling out from underneath Xylek, who had been using him as a footrest. "Not cool man! I was really comfortable." said the lazy prince, but Aaron paid him no mind as he shuffled to his feet. He started to move, then stopped almost immediately, the overwhelming desire to barf overcoming him. He grabbed Xylek's bag of crisps, and used it as an impromptu barf bag. After many seconds of hurling, he looked Xylek in the eye, and gave the bag of chips back to him. "Thanks, mate." A tear rolled down Xylek's cheek.

 

RoxSox was trying to ask Xaon where the hell they had all come from, but Xaon was too busy trying to see if he could balance a fork on the end of a spoon. Eventually, he gave up asking and turned to Trey instead, but he was too busy making out with Briana. With a sigh, Rox gave up entirely and went back to the corner of the room with Winner and Lexi. "We're the only sober ones here, I think." It was at that moment that Lala came rushing up to them, holding up some ice-cream she had found in the fridge. "JACKPOT!" she yelled. She then excitedly walked off. "Something tells me this is going to be a long night."

 

-

 

The sounds of dingos howling and Kangaroos jumping and Koalas climbing awoke Sora96, who had been napping against the tree he had tied DC to 3 chapters prior. He wiped the drool from his mouth and stood up, looking back to the tree, only to be met by a very maddening sight... loose ropes, piled around the base of a tree where hours ago DChiuch had been tied. The realization that DC had escaped incited a rage unlike no other inside 96. First he frowned. Then he sneered. Then he bared his teeth. Then he started to yell. Then he screamed aloud the words, "DC! I WILL FIND YOU! I WILL CAPTURE YOU. AND YOU WILL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT... YOU WILL GIVE ME POWER!!". He yelled these words while shaking his fist at the air. The words were said to have been heard miles around. The declaration of his lust for power acting as the catalyst for the bloodshed that would go on to wet the ground of the Australian desert.

 

Too bad none of the members heard it however, for they were too busy wasting one anothers time with pointless arguments, senseless acts of randomness and general debauchery. This was of course par for the course given their shared background of the site we hold so dear.

 

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Zola and Xiro had reached Australia. They looked over to the smoking Syndney Opera House, the flames having been put out a while ago. "That's definitely someones fault... makes me glad we came." Zola said, climbing down off the top of the firetruck. "Xiro! Remember when I said I had a surprise for you?" she asked... he looked at her with confusion, his concussion having rendered him somewhat out of it. He simply nodded, avoiding having her repeat herself. "Well, here we go.".

She took a few steps back, holding her Oak Staff in hand. Taking a firm stance, she waved the staff to and fro, a ball of energy forming at its tip. She gave the staff one final wave above Xiro, which dissipated the energy down on him like a gentle rain. He mumbled "whasshappenin" as the energy engulfed him... a moment passed, and the light faded. Feeling odd, Xiro looked down to find himself wearing blue robes; he then touched his head to find himself donning a mighty fine hat. It took him a second to realize what she'd done, but when it occurred to him, he literally jumped for joy... "Black Mages represent!" he shouted, his concussion set aside by his excitement. "Team Black and White is a go!" Zola said, as the two of them turned to behold the whole of Australia before them.

 

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Jim and the others were walking casually down the sidewalk. Jim was occasionally breaking up the conversation with stupid jokes, "to break the tension!" he claimed. "So should we get a cab or..." asked Jaune Arc. Jim put his hand over Jaune's mouth... "no silly. We can get there through the power of our love for each other." Daniel Black and Crona looked at one another, a look of skepticism and disbelief on their faces. "How about we take that firetruck that's parked over there instead?" said Jaune, pulling Jim's hand away from his face and pointing it in the direction of a nearby beach, where there was in fact a firetruck parked, with two individuals clad in white and blue standing in front of it; the one in blue was jumping up and down and the other was simply watching in amusement. Jim paused, and then said "How about we take that firetruck that's parked over here instead?"

 

Zola and Xiro were debating... "Should we drive the firetruck there, fly it there... what?" They couldn't come to a conclusion. Thankfully, their question was answered for them as Jim and the others arrived. "HEY GUYS. YOU WANNA GO TOGETHER?" said Jim. Zola wasn't sure she even recognized him, but she shrugged and said "why not." The 6 of them piled in, and got going post haste.

Within AN AMOUNT of time, the group had arrived at their destination. Jim had been singing smashmouth songs the whole way there, and was presently finishing up the third verse of Rockstar as they pulled into the driveway. "HEY NOW, YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR, GET YOUR GAME ON.. GO PLAY!" he yelled as he rushed inside the house, not even botheriing to knock. "He's a very strange fellow." said Xiro, pushing the floppy brim of his hat out of his eyes.

 

All the various protagonists had finally united in one place. Brings a tear to my eye.

 

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Jilly Shears was telling RoxSox about his adventures on the party boat on his way overseas. "...and then she said 'use the whip cream instead, I don't like the butter.'" Rox nodded in response, "I have heard that whip cream is a versatile ingredient. I never thought to use it for.. that" Jilly also nodded. "I'm telling you man she was pretty creative with her lu-" He started, but he and Rox were interrupted by Aaron, who walked up their corner of the room, and vomited on the floor. Jilly shook his head, and Rox just looked at the ceiling, a neutral expression on his face. Aaron then said "so are you guys here to find DC or what". This hit Rox like a sack of bricks, for he had forgotten entirely why he was here. And so did everyone else, it seemed. "How could we be so foolish. We've got shit to do!" he pushed Aaron aside, charged into the Living Room, where everybody was watching television, and he stood upon the coffee table.

 

"EVERYBODY LISTEN UP!" he shouted. "We came here for a reason... to figure out if DC had truly been kidnapped. If he wasn't actually kidnapped, then we would go home. If he was... we would save him. People have died! We're not even halfway through this, and blood has been spilled... doesn't that give you the desire to carry on? I would think so! But no... here you all are, wasting all our time with your non-sobriety and general ruckusness." he paused to give them all time to take it in. "We're on a mission... it is our duty to complete that mission... but in order to complete something, we've got to get it started! Tomorrow, we get our shit together, and we go out there, and we find DC! And we put an end to tyranny! And we defend our rights! And all that other uplifting bullshit! ARE. YOU. WITH ME!?" he finished. Everybody looked at him... "You're in the way of the TV dude."

 

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To be continued in the next part of this part of this chapter which is a spin-off to the chapter that came before it...

 

 

 

 

 

So finally, all parties are finally together in one place. I originally meant for this Part to be even longer, but I've got to go, so it can be finished off next time.

 

Sorry that it took me so long to update. ._.

 

Hopefully it has a satisfactory amount of funnies for you. I don't personally think I wrote that many funnies in, opting instead for some actual plot progression (thank goodness. Things were really sort of circlejerking there for a bit).

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

R.I.P my chips chapter x-2- part 1-chapterx-2 part 1

[Aang 649]

(thanks to  for the cover)

Chapter I

 

Sora96 was an eccentric fellow. There are times when he is kind and ambiguous. And other times where he is driven mad with lust. Lust for a certain thing he cannot have enough of. Power. This is the tale of how he tried, became, and was an administrator. But with the loyal members who could not let such a thing happen, they banded together and formed a brotherhood against Sora96's evil. This, is their tale.

 

Sora96 was doing his usual things. Browsing other KH sites for new images and videos to download and put on KH13. That was how he normally did his work. It was worth some respect, but he grossly exaggerated this. Sometimes he would cry himself to sleep because he did not get the respect he believed he deserved. He was browsing the internet for more images when he saw something on the left, reading "MAN, 32, KIDNAPPED FROM HIS HOME." He read it closely. "That's it... That's what I'll do. I'll kidnap Daniel and force him to make me an admin... that will surely work."  He started laughing quietly to himself, his laugh slowly rising in intensity until he started coughing. He cleared his throat and switched tabs. Nobody was in his tinychat room except for 'guest-694316'. Probably someone who wanted to chat but glitched out or left. He thought, closing the tab.

 

He went on eBay to purchase choloroform and a black, skin-tight stealth suit that looked as if it would show off his manly curves. Gotta look sexy if I'm going to kidnap someone.

 

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Snow was raising hell in status updates with other people, typing in caps and constantly questioning their sexuality like an average Call of Duty player.  He was getting so wrapped up in the intense moment that he clicked the "Add comment" button rapidly and made about 11 copies of his comment. "hehehe, oops." He said. RoxSoxKH was spamming his chat and calling him an asshole for leaving him in The Last of Us's online lobby to go play GTA V and for his sensless comments on said status. It was at the point now where he was yelling what he was typing out in an inarticulate and disturbingly high-pitched voice. "HAHAHA FGT I BET U SUK CAK 4 FUN U HERMAPHRUDIT POSER HHEUHESUHEUHAUGGJDFAJ!!1!" Jim shook his head at the rash of comments that came in on his status. He typed out an elegantly worded response on how you can't "flim-flam the jim-jam" unless you're a certain member.

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Sora96's skin-tight suit and chloroform rag arrived in the mail shortly after he ordered them. "Thank you based Amazon Prime." He said in a swooning voice, opening the package. There was a neatly folded rag and what seemed to be a jar full of a strange liquid. A letter from Amazon was inside the rag which said, "Have fun with your kidnapping mission!" Sora96 chuckled quitely to himself, slipping on the suit over his clothes. He put the rag and jar in the suit's fanny pack and started to run towards the tree in a crouched manner as the James Bond theme started playing. Not the original tune, but the theme from Casino Royale. The camera shifts to next door, where DChiuch lived. There was a few trees seperating their houses, which made sneaking over there easy. He ran to the window and dove, somersaulting underneath the window. He opened the window slowly.

 

DChiuch was laying down on the couch, his head nestled on Aaron's lap. He was slowly fading in and out, about to fall asleep, as Aaron already had. Sora96 slid in like a snake and rolled to the leftmost side behind the couch. He went down flat on the floor and crawled to the front of the couch. DChiuch wasn't able to see him because his eyes were fixated on the TV set, where Twilight New Moon was playing. DChiuch swooned when Bella was trying to kill herself to make Edward's hologram appear and tell her not to do it. Sora96 dipped his rag into the jar and slowly brought it over DChuich's face, who did not notice because of the movie. When DChiuch fell asleep, Sora96 put the rag and jar back into his fanny pack and slowly drug DChuich off the couch. Aaron snorted violently, making Sora96 stop for a second, but continue after Aaron settled down. He slung DChiuch over his shoulder and went back out the window.

 

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And that's chapter one of the ReMIX. More members will be included. I'm toning it down a little this time so I don't offend anyone, but if you haven't figured it yet, this is a parody, and is no way meant to realistically represent another member.

 

brought to you by snow

your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer

 

Edit:

If you would like to be in this story, please let me know in either a post or a chat message. If I don't know much about you, take that into consideration since your character will be subject to whatever ideas I may have for it. Anything your character does or says will not reflect my views on you and will be there solely for humor, not to offend or belittle you. People already in it are people I have at least a slight idea of what would offend them and what wouldn't, which is why they're in it. The things they do or say don't represent how I feel about them, and are just in for humor. If something in my story offends you, please let me know and I'll edit it accordingly.

Put me in, if you would please

 

CHAPTER X-2: PART 3 (out of 5? maybe? I dunno)

 

Everyone in the cab was in a strange state. Somewhere inbetween tipsy and really tipsy. They were attempting to maintain a conversation with one another, but the giggle fits they were erupting into kept interrupting them. "so like... the aliens were flashing you?" said Lala, her eyes half closed. "yeah and they were flashing us." said Lea, clumsily high fiving her husband for no apparent reason. King Riku mumbled a little "you just said that flamin ley". Everybody started giggling again. Xaon and Trey were staring into one anothers eyes intensely. Shana had been observing them, and spoke up suddenly "neither of them have blinked for at least as long as the time they haven't blinked for guys it's freaking me the hecky out"

 

-

 

"Well that was a load of shit." said RoxSox, turning away from the gravesite and starting towards the house. Timid, Lexi, Winner, and finally Xylek followed behind him. "You didn't want to say anything for Noobles, Rox?" asked Winner's, a look of disappointment expressed on his rugged manly sexy hot feautres. "Not particularly. I didn't really know the guy, you see..." said Rox, but the impact of his words was lost as he saw the soft puppy dog eyes of Winner looking at him... 'YEAH OKAY I'll say something."

He went back to the grave. "Well, Noobles, I'm sorry that you and I couldn't have been better friends in life. Maybe, instead of dying next time, you could live life to the fullest in all your not-dead glory. And such..." Rox was struggling to find words... thankfully, the need for him to write say any was no longer required, for he was interrupted... "YOU GUYS CAME I CANT BELIEVE IT...hic!" shouted Aaron as he hurriedly shuffled in their direction. He fell flat upon his face once he came within a few feet of them. Everybody sighed in unison. "You two get his feet we'll take this end" said Lexi... Timid and Xylek grabbed Aaron's feet, Lexi and Winner took his arms. RoxSox watched. "Thank you for your contribution, Rox". accused Xylek. "I dug the hole man I did my duty." Aaron drooled a little.

 

-

 

The levitating firetruck, driven forward by magic no one could comprehend, was now more then halfway across the ocean. Zola had summoned all of her capability (she was a Level 99 White Mage, after all) to bring her and Xiro to worlds end. It was a beautiful moment for her and Xiro, to fly across the ocean at the speed of fast... enlightening. I'm not sure why it's enlightening, really, but it sure is. "Not long before we get there, Xiro. Just hold on tight... I've got a surprise for you once we arrive." said Zola. She then made this face: 8D

I'm not sure why the face she made is important for me to tell you, but it is.

 

-

 

Crona, Daniel Black, and Jaune Arc had just witnessed a dead ogre transform before their eyes into a pasty college kid with a lean towards Bandicoots and beloved characters from Dreamworks classics. This kid was none other then the jimmy rustler himself, James Arnold Taylor, voice of child simba. Or maybe his name was Jim, I can't quite recall. "You were Shrek... and now you're Jim..." "You're Jim, but you became Shrek..." "You're Jim and Shrek at the same time." called out the three onlookers, trying to piece together what the firetruck they were experiencing. Jim reached out his hands and put a finger on their lips. "Hush children. I must keep the mystery alive, such is my way and such is the will and nature of the cosmos."

 

-

 

Jillian Kitchen Shears, know to most as Jilly Shears, had just gone on a voyage. He had boarded a party boat and sailed across the ocean, looking to save his friends. He had battled the Kraken, and other such vicious leviathans on his journey. But he had reached Australia nonetheless... he had to leave his true love, Shakira, behind. This weighed heavily on his heart as he rode towards the home of Sora96, but he had to put aside that pain, for he had arrived at long last. The taxi pulled into the driveway, and Jilly emerged from the vehicle. He had paid the driver his sum prior, and so he strode wordlessly towards the door.

 

-

 

Xylek heard a knock at the door. "Will somebody get that?, I'm busy!" he shouted through the house. He wasn't actually busy... at all... he was laid out on the couch, watching the telly and using Aaron's unconscious body as a footrest. He popped some exotic Australian food into his mouth, and flipped through some channels. TheTimidLight went to answer the door, having been ordered to by one of the others. He opened the door without checking first to see who it was, meaning he easily would have been the first to die if this story was a horror flick. Jilly looked him in the eyes. Timid looked back. Without saying a word, Jill pushed Timid aside and went inside.

 

-

 

The soothing sounds of Bob Marley blasting out of the taxi's speakers announced the arrival of Caity, Lala, Shana, Xaon, Lea, Trey, and King Riku. "EVERY LITTLE THING. IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT." they all sung in unison as the cab pulled in. Caity opened the door , and all seven of them fell on top of one another as they poured from the vehicle as if they were a liquid. The taxi driver was too relieved to have them out of his cab that he spun out of the driveway without even getting his money from them. Which was good, since not one of them had a dime. The group walked towards the house, giggling and tripping. They piled around the door. Lala softly banged her head against the door for no reason, since both her hands were free. Timid heard it nonetheless, and opened the door, sighed, and started to say something... before he got the chance, the group knocked him over and stomped upon his body as they all piled into the house..

 

-

 

You understand what this means don't you? DON'T YOU? It means that almost everyone is in the same place... I see madness in this stories future. I see burning cities. I see explosions. I see terror. I see... chaos. What has one boys Lust for Power wrought?

You'll find out soon...

 

 

 

 

 

So, some anecdotes...

 

I feel pretty good about this chapter. I actually laughed quite a bit while writing it... but it was late at night. Very late at night. So if it's not as good as I think it is I apologize for that.

 

- Yes, Shrek became Jim. I am never going to explain why this happened or how. Accept it. Though, there actually is an explanation... points to whoever figures that out.

 

- I have no idea how people actually act when they're high, so, I kind of winged that whole bit... not sure if I captured the essence or not, but ey, comedy.

 

- There are a lot of characters, and I plan on maybe introducing a few more later, so yeah, there are going to be deaths, because 20+ people is a lot to work with e.e

 

Count me in! 

[Lilac1100 16]

Awesome story!!!

[RoxSox 3,593]

Awesome story!!!

 

Thanks

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

And so Timid stood in awe of everyone being drunk and stupid.....

THE END.

[RoxSox 3,593]

LUST 4 POWER

~interlude~

 

RoxSox's weary head rested in his right hand as he drifted off to sleep. The cans of Mountain Dew had failed on all counts to keep him awake and alert, for his many years of late nights spent lost in his own thoughts had rendered his body indifferent to the effects of caffeine.

Before he had fallen asleep, RoxSox had been working on the conclusion to Act 1 of Lust for Power. Chapter X-2 Part 4 Part 2, was the name of the entry he'd been writing.

 

For a whole slew of reasons, nothing has been occuring to him. No ideas were stirring in his feeble mind. Whenever a good idea struck him, another part of his brain shot it down for some reason or another... "You aren't on the best terms with that member right now, sure you want to make that joke?" "That joke's probably offensive to some people." "That paragraph doesn't even resemble something passable. Rewrite it."

 

It didn't help that RoxSox's personal life was a bit iffy as well. A lot of real life stresses and pains distracting him from writing. His schedule had fallen to pieces. He was mentally and physically exhausted. Depressed even. Not the greatest recipe for creativity, at least not creativity that was up to the high standard he held for the inherited story. One thing was for certain; until he came out of his slump, nothing was going to get written.

 

RoxSox suddenly popped his head up, abruptly awoken by the sound of a notification. It was a message from Snow.

 

Snow

>hrey

 

RoxSox took a moment to rub the tired from his eyes before he replied.

 

RoxSox

>hey Snow

Snow

>what are you doin taxfax

 

RoxSox took a moment to contemplate the question. He assessed the tabs of his browser to deduce what he had indeed been doing before falling asleep. One tab opened to a reply to the Lust for Power thread, with only a chapter title and an opening sentence written. Another tab opened to music. Rox typed out his reply truthfully...

 

RoxSox

>Bunch of firetrucking nothing

>...

>i'm gonna head to bed. night snow

 

RoxSox held true to his word and he closed out the browser, and turned the laptop off with a sigh. He laid it beside his bed, turned the lamp off, laid down, pulled his blanket up, and closed his eyes. Seconds ticked by, turning over to minutes, turning over to hours, and still Rox would lie awake, staring at the ceiling. Sleep didn't come easy to him these days. And even if he did manage to fall asleep before daybreak, it would not be sleep of a high standard. He would wake up just as tired as he'd been before going to bed, and the cycle would repeat anew. A vicious cycle. Yet to be broken.

 

"I do not want to foresee the future. I am concerned with taking care of the present."

- Mahatma Ghandi

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, if the little interlude didn't already tell you everything you need to know, I'll sum up:

I've got a lot of stuff to sort out in my life right now. Not as much as whats been on my plate before, but still a bit. I need to regulate my sleeping schedule, and get myself a clear mind to even assess what's really going on. Once I've got that dealt with, there are still some things holding me back from writing that are unrelated to my real life but are still gum in the works. Gotta get in there with a toothpick and get the gum out of the cogs before I can resume writing.

 

But when I'm back to it, I promise you it will be good. I'll start back off again strong. Just give me some time to work stuff out.

 

And who knows... you might still have something to look forward to while I'm fiddling my joystick.

Edited April 1, 2014 by RoxSox

[RoxSox 3,593]

I regret to inform everybody that I'm cancelling Lust for Power. Me and Snow have come to an agreement on this. We both think that the story has run its course and that we've done everything we can do with it. So we're finishing it.

 

I might write one more "farewell" chapter but otherwise, it's over. Sorry everybody. -RoxSox

 

: )

Edited April 1, 2014 by RoxSox

[Javelin434 3,164]

I regret to inform everybody that I'm cancelling Lust for Power. Me and Snow have come to an agreement on this. We both think that the story has run its course and that we've done everything we can do with it. So we're finishing it.

 

I might write one more "farewell" chapter but otherwise, it's over. Sorry everybody.

 

: )

Awwwww. I had a good laugh reading this too