Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 13, 2013 (edited) So i'm dreaming of being raped by jack Frost? D: you are a parody god. F**K National lampoon! Can i have a machine gun in the next chapter? Edited December 13, 2013 by TheTimidLight 1 Noobles reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted December 13, 2013 By the way just for future reference, guys don't have an extremely long discussion that has nothing to do with the chapter. If thats the case, with Snow's permission, I'll have to move this to Random. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHLegendIII 709 Posted December 13, 2013 This is so much fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 13, 2013 I need that machine gun! And some Skittles! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted December 13, 2013 I need that machine gun! And some Skittles! Just let Snow do his thing. No suggestions are needed. 3 RoxSox, Snow and Shana09 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 13, 2013 Just let Snow do his thing. No suggestions are needed. I was kidding..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 13, 2013 I must be part of this. I will be in no way offended by any action against me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel Black 1,981 Posted December 13, 2013 I must be part of this too. I mean, at least as a cameo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted December 14, 2013 Actually, maybe I'll feel better if I was to be made fun of also Count me in, if you'll have me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted December 14, 2013 Chapter V: Three New Challengers AppoachethPretty soon after Megaman X and co. found seats, Snow got over the collective fear that TARDIS had came to kill him, and started singing, "COME ON AND FACE THE STRANGE, CHA-CHA-CHA CHANGES," In a very high pitch and off-key voice. Queen Tery sighed, his face in his hands, and everyone in the group just knew that was Snow. Snow danced among the seats, weaving in and out of them while still singing. He imagined he was at Broadway and the seats were full of busty women in garter stalkings and nurse outfits. He put his arms out in front of them and spun in circles, until he stopped abruptly, having hit something soft. He opened his eyes and saw a stewardess blushing furiously, a hand on her breast. And then everything blacked out for him. Megaman X started laughing his ass off, and soon everyone in the group joined in. "Damn, this kid's REALLY thick-headed." She said, shaking her hand. She sighed and went back to the trolley. (don't ask why i'm a perverted 12 year old in this story, maybe is because i never had the chance to be one)-Crona, Daniel Black, and Jaune Arc found their way to each other, collectively agreeing on KH13 that they should join up and look together. They were all outfitted in black suits, cool shades, but the only problem was vehicles. Since they didn't have anything better, they all rolled down the freeway in tricycles that were most likely borrowed from their younger siblings. Daniel Black's phone started ringing, so he picked it up and said, "You're speaking to Special Agent Black, artist and detective extraodinare." And then he cleared his throat and said in a cracky voice, "Mom, no, that was nothing." He said, "Just playing with a few friends." After nodding and promising to be back in a few days, he hung up and laughed eerily. "She suspects nothing." Jaune Arc nods. "Affirmitive, Agent Black." He takes his cell phone out of his pocket and the GPS tells him the airport is coming up on the next right. "My super-secret spy device tells me the airport is on the next exit." Crona nods and switches lanes, letting the traffic he had clogged behind him speed up as they shouted hateful things at him and flipped him off.-RoxSoxKH finds a seat on the plane and Think Pink sits next to him. Since TheTimidLight didn't want to be awake for longer than five minutes, RoxSoxKH had to carry in his sleeping body. He lifts TheTimidLight up and slides him into the seat in front of them, next to which an elderly old woman had sat. TheTimidLight slowly wakes up and sees the woman. "JACK FROST?" He screams. "IS THAT YOU?" RoxSoxKH sighs and rubs his face. TheTimidLight is angry at the old woman because of the dreams he had about Jack Frost, and it seems as if he'll be shouting at her the entire ride. RoxSoxKH slowly closes his eyes, trying to block out the sound. But only after a half an hour, he is awoken by more screaming. This time not from TheTimidLight. Everyone on the plane is panicking and the plane is going down. TheTimidLight and the old woman don't notice however, they're too busy having a heated debate about what sort of ice cream tastes better. RoxSoxKH figures out that there's only one reason for the plane to go down, and that would be if the pilot and co-pilot were having some secret party and didn't invite the passengers of the flight. Surely that was the only reason. Angry, RoxSoxKH dashes to the cockpit and kicks the door open, where the pilot is dead in his seat, and the co-pilot is nowhere to be found. He drug the pilot out of the seat and sat there instead. "Okay... what does what?" He wondered aloud, pressing a random switch. Above the passenger seat, the ceiling slid back and the passenger seat flew out. "Okay... eject button." He figured it wasn't time to mess with those buttons, so he held on to the steering wheel thing in front of him and pulled up on it. (is that how planes work i don't even know) The plane then climbs in altitude and the screaming quiets down. RoxSoxKH wipes the sweat off his forehead and keeps his hands plastered to the steering wheel. When he got to the airport, they could tell him how to land.-Tails was just kind of, floating in the ocean when a seat plummeted down from the sky and caused a big splash. It came up to the surface next to him and he looked up, where there was a plane that was dangerously close to the water as the blimp had been. He slowly climbed into the seat and the seat vibrated with life. "Onward, stallion!" Tails said, and the seat sped across the water like a speedboat. At least, that's how he says it happened.-Xylek finally made it to Australia, and pushed down on the flight stick to make the blimp drop down to Australia. Little known fact, there's actually a field in front of DChiuch and Aaron's house where it was possible for a blimp to land. Xylek slowly brought it down and centered the cockpit above the ground so it would land softly and wouldn't blow up like most blimps would if landed the wrong way. Noobles turns off the PS3 and jumps down into the cockpit as Xylek opens the door and realizes he didn't actually land and was still 50 feet in the air. It's hard to tell with a blimp anyways. He stops, but Noobles bumps into him and they both plummet to the ground.-"How long's it been? A day since you've been down here? You must be getting awfully hungry. Tell you what, you make me an administrator and I'll take you out to an all-you-can-eat sushi buff-" He stops mid-sentence when he hears two people screaming outside. "Stay there." DChiuch raises his hand in response, which is still bound to the radiator. Sora96 opens his door to see two teenagers land in front of his house on the lawn. Noobles landed on top of Xylek, who rolls off of the flattened teenager beneath him. Xylek tries to say something but just squeaks. In the distance, there's an explosion and screaming, most likely from the un-piloted blimp. Sora96 starts to sweat and slams the door behind him, locking and chaining the door. Something like this would only be done by people from KH13. "They're not like Aaron. Despite their unconventional methods, they would find DChiuch. I need to do something about this..."-and that is chapter 5what's going to happen next time?will Noobles and Xylek find DChiuch?*screenshot of Sora96 locking his basement door as Xylek pounds on the front door*will RoxSoxKH crash the plane? *screenshot of RoxSoxKH nervously navigating the airplane*will the story turn to shit because the author is running out of ideas?*screenshot of snow pounding his head on the keyboard*find out next timebrought to you by snwoyour fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer 11 Kittenz, Grotesquery, Noobles and 8 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KHUndertaleFan25 2,858 Posted December 14, 2013 Can I be in this? You must include my Hetalia obsession, of course. If you don't, I won't mind . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Chapter V: Three New Challengers Appoacheth Pretty soon after Megaman X and co. found seats, Snow got over the collective fear that TARDIS had came to kill him, and started singing, "COME ON AND FACE THE STRANGE, CHA-CHA-CHA CHANGES," In a very high pitch and off-key voice. Queen Tery sighed, his face in his hands, and everyone in the group just knew that was Snow. Snow danced among the seats, weaving in and out of them while still singing. He imagined he was at Broadway and the seats were full of busty women in garter stalkings and nurse outfits. He put his arms out in front of them and spun in circles, until he stopped abruptly, having hit something soft. He opened his eyes and saw a stewardess blushing furiously, a hand on her breast. And then everything blacked out for him. Megaman X started laughing his ass off, and soon everyone in the group joined in. "Damn, this kid's REALLY thick-headed." She said, shaking her hand. She sighed and went back to the trolley. (don't ask why i'm a perverted 12 year old in this story, maybe is because i never had the chance to be one) - Crona, Daniel Black, and Jaune Arc found their way to each other, collectively agreeing on KH13 that they should join up and look together. They were all outfitted in black suits, cool shades, but the only problem was vehicles. Since they didn't have anything better, they all rolled down the freeway in tricycles that were most likely borrowed from their younger siblings. Daniel Black's phone started ringing, so he picked it up and said, "You're speaking to Special Agent Black, artist and detective extraodinare." And then he cleared his throat and said in a cracky voice, "Mom, no, that was nothing." He said, "Just playing with a few friends." After nodding and promising to be back in a few days, he hung up and laughed eerily. "She suspects nothing." Jaune Arc nods. "Affirmitive, Agent Black." He takes his cell phone out of his pocket and the GPS tells him the airport is coming up on the next right. "My super-secret spy device tells me the airport is on the next exit." Crona nods and switches lanes, letting the traffic he had clogged behind him speed up as they shouted hateful things at him and flipped him off. - RoxSoxKH finds a seat on the plane and Think Pink sits next to him. Since TheTimidLight didn't want to be awake for longer than five minutes, RoxSoxKH had to carry in his sleeping body. He lifts TheTimidLight up and slides him into the seat in front of them, next to which an elderly old woman had sat. TheTimidLight slowly wakes up and sees the woman. "JACK FROST?" He screams. "IS THAT YOU?" RoxSoxKH sighs and rubs his face. TheTimidLight is angry at the old woman because of the dreams he had about Jack Frost, and it seems as if he'll be shouting at her the entire ride. RoxSoxKH slowly closes his eyes, trying to block out the sound. But only after a half an hour, he is awoken by more screaming. This time not from TheTimidLight. Everyone on the plane is panicking and the plane is going down. TheTimidLight and the old woman don't notice however, they're too busy having a heated debate about what sort of ice cream tastes better. RoxSoxKH figures out that there's only one reason for the plane to go down, and that would be if the pilot and co-pilot were having some secret party and didn't invite the passengers of the flight. Surely that was the only reason. Angry, RoxSoxKH dashes to the cockpit and kicks the door open, where the pilot is dead in his seat, and the co-pilot is nowhere to be found. He drug the pilot out of the seat and sat there instead. "Okay... what does what?" He wondered aloud, pressing a random switch. Above the passenger seat, the ceiling slid back and the passenger seat flew out. "Okay... eject button." He figured it wasn't time to mess with those buttons, so he held on to the steering wheel thing in front of him and pulled up on it. (is that how planes work i don't even know) The plane then climbs in altitude and the screaming quiets down. RoxSoxKH wipes the sweat off his forehead and keeps his hands plastered to the steering wheel. When he got to the airport, they could tell him how to land. - Tails was just kind of, floating in the ocean when a seat plummeted down from the sky and caused a big splash. It came up to the surface next to him and he looked up, where there was a plane that was dangerously close to the water as the blimp had been. He slowly climbed into the seat and the seat vibrated with life. "Onward, stallion!" Tails said, and the seat sped across the water like a speedboat. At least, that's how he says it happened. - Xylek finally made it to Australia, and pushed down on the flight stick to make the blimp drop down to Australia. Little known fact, there's actually a field in front of DChiuch and Aaron's house where it was possible for a blimp to land. Xylek slowly brought it down and centered the cockpit above the ground so it would land softly and wouldn't blow up like most blimps would if landed the wrong way. Noobles turns off the PS3 and jumps down into the cockpit as Xylek opens the door and realizes he didn't actually land and was still 50 feet in the air. It's hard to tell with a blimp anyways. He stops, but Noobles bumps into him and they both plummet to the ground. - "How long's it been? A day since you've been down here? You must be getting awfully hungry. Tell you what, you make me an administrator and I'll take you out to an all-you-can-eat sushi buff-" He stops mid-sentence when he hears two people screaming outside. "Stay there." DChiuch raises his hand in response, which is still bound to the radiator. Sora96 opens his door to see two teenagers land in front of his house on the lawn. Noobles landed on top of Xylek, who rolls off of the flattened teenager beneath him. Xylek tries to say something but just squeaks. In the distance, there's an explosion and screaming, most likely from the un-piloted blimp. Sora96 starts to sweat and slams the door behind him, locking and chaining the door. Something like this would only be done by people from KH13. "They're not like Aaron. Despite their unconventional methods, they would find DChiuch. I need to do something about this..." - and that is chapter 5 what's going to happen next time? will Noobles and Xylek find DChiuch? *screenshot of Sora96 locking his basement door as Xylek pounds on the front door* will RoxSoxKH crash the plane? *screenshot of RoxSoxKH nervously navigating the airplane* will the story turn to shit because the author is running out of ideas? *screenshot of snow pounding his head on the keyboard* find out next timebrought to you by snwoyour fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer How did you know I have a tri-shutting up now.Anyway, good. And yes, that is called a Yolk. But make sure to have him not pull up too hard and stall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Queen Tery 4,591 Posted December 14, 2013 (edited) Wow thats such a detailed description of me of my appearance Snow. Ikr? He thinks you're a fat guy with a goatee. Are you gonna take that? Edited December 14, 2013 by Queen Tery 7 Oli, RoxSox, teh lazy prince Xylek and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoUsernamesSuitMe 7 Posted December 14, 2013 Make more oh my god Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted December 14, 2013 Ikr? He thinks you're a fat guy with a goatee. Are you gonna take that? Tery I think he was talking about Xaon when he said that. 3 Queen Tery, RoxSox and teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demyx. 10,064 Posted December 14, 2013 Tery I think he was talking about Xaon when he said that. Nope. He was definitely talking about you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 14, 2013 I yell at old ladies now. You know me so well. ^o^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted December 15, 2013 Pretty sure everyone on that plane is going to die. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted December 15, 2013 Chapter 6Snow laid down flat on the plane's floor. He wasn't knocked out anymore, but he was still seeing stars race around in his vision. Okay, note to self. Don't have broadway fantasies in a plane full of sexy stewardesses. He rubbed his eyes and got up, and the plane toppled to the side. The life-support-air-thingies came out of the top compartments but everyone was suddenly squished against the side of the plane. Queen Tery sighed at the discomfort and felt a hand touching his chest. Megaman X was laying next to him and groping his breast, asleep and dreaming. "Ohhh lealea why do you feel squishier today." He mumbled in his sleep, putting his head closer to Queen Tery's chest. "HEY, MEGAMAN X, NO, YOUR GIRL IS OVER THERE!" Megaman X was snapped awake from Queen Tery's outburst and noticed his hand in Queen Tery's chest. "Oh... sorry, Queen Tery." Megaman X said embarrasedly. Snow was plastered across the side above them and the realization dawned on him. "Oh, so that's who you guys are. So, does anyone know what's going on and WHY WE'RE LOSING TWO THOUSAND FEET OF ALTITUDE EVERY SECOND?" Snow shouted. "Oh, that's right." Megaman X said, and started screaming like a girl. Outside the plane, Aliens wearing jetpacks were all sitting on the wing and sharing a beer, warming themselves up by the jet engine on the side of the plane they just busted. (see told you guys they would get attacked by aliens) -RoxSoxKH grinned. "I think I've got this flying thing down." He pulled up on the flight stick to do a backflip but crashed into the big white Sydney-monument thingy that you see in Finding Nemo.- Xylek got up slowly. "did we just survive a fifty foot fall or am I tripping balls again?" He asked, cracking his back against a tree. Noobles stretched out his arms, his joints cracking like 15 times in each area. "Hey, isn't this Sora96's house?" Xylek thought for a moment. "Now that you mention it, it does look like it. Hey, maybe he knows where DChiuch is!" Xylek said, putting on some cool shades. "hey wait I have a cool idea, you should pound on his door, say you're Melbourne Police Department." Noobles said with a giggle. Xylek cleared his throat and marched up to the door, slowly raised his fist, and then pounded as if he was beating a child who just accidentally stabbed his brother in the eye with a paper cutting knife. "MELBOURNE POLICE DEPARTMENT. PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR."-Sora96 backed into the corner as the pounding continued. Damn I'm sweating like a hooker in church, I gotta do something so they don't find DChiuch. He actually thought they were the cops though, just called by the blimp explosion. "Maybe I'll just, wait them out." He says nervously to himself. -Daniel Black, Crona and Jaune Arc all sat in their tricycles on the airplane in a straight line in one of the rows of the seats. A few people asked them what they were doing and why they were sitting in tricycles on the airplane, but Daniel Black flashed them a badge meticulously crafted out of elbow macaroni, elmer's glue, construction paper, and his name written in crayon with a stick figure drawing next to it on the paper, insisting it was secret agent buisness. "Alright now, on my word, we tricycle out of the plane window, onto the wing, and proceed to do backflips, 360 ollies, and other tricks of that manner and parachute in the tricycles until we reach Australia." Crona said. "Heeeeeyyyy why's it gotta be on your woooord," Jaune Arc said. "Because I have the grill shades that look like Kanye's." Crona said with a smirk. "awwwwww" Jaune said, but quickly perked his head up again when Crona started the countdown. "Three... two... ONE!" Crona shouted and leapt out of the window. His tricycle got stuck in the window, and he groaned. Daniel Black sighed and got off his tricycle, adjusting Crona's first wheel and pushing him out. "COWABUNGA DUUUUUDES!" Crona shouted, going upside down and spinning rapidly. Jaune Arc went next. He threw his tricycle out and then dived after it. He grabbed the handlebar when he got close and got on it once again and started doing spinny-flips like Crona. Daniel Black was last, and most certainly least. He took a deep breath and jumped out, holding on to his tricycle, and started doing mid-air tricks on it like it was a skateboard. Crona stopped doing upside-down trick-spin-flips and leveled himself even, as Jaune Arc did. They both pulled their parachute cords roughly, and held onto their tricucles as they glided in over the Sydney Monument, where a plane wreckage was. Daniel Black tugged his cord next, but heard a sharp snap, his cord having broken in half. "SAVE ME SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK" Daniel screamed, hugging his tricycle for dear life.---there is chapter 6what will happen next time?Are RoxSoxKH and co dead?*screenshot of the smoldering plane wreckage*What devious plan will Sora96 think up to evade the "police"?*screenshot of Xylek standing outside sternly, waiting for Sora96 to come open the door while Sora96 is above with a gigantic water balloon, poised to drop it on Xylek's head*Will Daniel Black survive the fall?*screenshot of Daniel Black hugging his tricycle in mid-air*was that an Uncharted 2 reference in Sora96's scene?yes, yes it wastune in next time oncall of modern war battlefields 69 6 Noobles, Grotesquery, Skai and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 15, 2013 Where'd i go? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted December 15, 2013 Where'd i go? I think we should let Snow do what he wants in his story. You'll come up in future chapters, just like everyone else who wasn't in this chapter. You don't have to be in every chapter. 1 Noobles reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 15, 2013 I think we should let Snow do what he wants in his story. You'll come up in future chapters, just like everyone else who wasn't in this chapter. You don't have to be in every chapter. I meant, where'd I go off to? wasn't i in the plane? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snow 1,800 Posted December 15, 2013 I meant, where'd I go off to? wasn't i in the plane? Yes, you were in the plane. I don't plan for anyone to be dead, of course, I just wanted that in there as a short and funny thing 1 Noobles reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted December 15, 2013 Yes, you were in the plane. I don't plan for anyone to be dead, of course, I just wanted that in there as a short and funny thing Carry on: i'm not here to tell you what to write. Just asking a question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted December 15, 2013 I meant, where'd I go off to? wasn't i in the plane? Then sorry my bad for misinterpreting it. Anyways my post can be directed to anyone who want to be in every chapter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites