Sora96's Lust for Power -HD ReMIX-

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Don't forget to add me in. Just to let you know, make sure my character has headphones, I like to listen to music.

[Noobles 301]

Tails threw his hands above him in rage and went back down to the cockpit, and began steering the blimp into the ocean...And that's chapter 3. What will happen next time? Will Tails kill everyone aboard the blimp because of his rage-driven actions?*screenshot of Xylek running to the cockpit while the blimp is dangerously close to the water, with a panicked expression on his face. Noobles is just sitting nonchalantly on the couch trying to finish the match* 

 

Yay! I'm in the story despite dying in the story already .

My life is complete

 

Either way...

Loving the multiple scene scenario. Makes the story this much more entertaining. 

Also liking that little ending of 'What would happen next time?!'

 

Keep it up Snow. Looking forward the Chapter IV

[Xiro 3,468]

I'll say, this is wonderful stuff.

Script by Dunkey = 5 stars

[KHLegendIII 709]

Bravo!

[Hazimie 1,595]

My stomach hurts...

 

Can i will be in your story please?I'll give you many likes as long as this Story will be hilarious!

[Shana09 5,769]

Chapter III

 

Snow waited diligently outside his house for the ticket Aaron bought to come in the mail. He was brimming with excitement at the thought of being able to go to Australia. He could imagine all the hot Australian women, with their quirky accents and all. He hnnnged and almost passed out when the mailman came by and shoved all the letters into Snow's chest, and driving off. A few said "Merry Christmas" most likely with gifts to him, but he threw them aside to get what he wanted. The ticket. He screamed like a six year old girl with joy and sprinted to the airport.

 

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Queen Tery sat back and recounted how good his life was so far. He had a bangin' wife, a PS3, and some cool shades, and he was about to get a ticket to Australia. He put on his shades and stood up. His wife sat on the edge of the bed, looking at him with puppy doge eyes. "Please don't go Queen Tery... I'll give you something special if you doooon't~" She said in a singsong voice. Queen Tery started sweating with this tough decision. "I'm sorry, but I really need to go. KH13 needs me." He said wistfully, staring her in the eyes. He walked outside and was immediately hit by a firetruck.

 

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Megaman X sped down the way in the firetruck, beeping the horn every so often. Lea sat in the passenger seat giggling. He saw Queen Tery walk outside and sped up. "LETS SEE WHO HITS WHO WITH A FIRETRUCK NOW HAAHAHAGSFDFSAD" Megaman X yelled inarticulately. Queen Tery was plastered across the windshield and seemed to have been unhurt, despite being hit by something weighing a ton that was speeding at 120 miles an hour, but he seemed to have passed out. Megaman X made a sharp left, running some cars off the road.

 

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Shana09 blows a raspberry waiting for the mail to come. This was her time to shine, prove to everyone she wasn't just some horny firetrucker, and save KH13. Not to mention become the best staff member. She saw a white post van pull up outside and ran out to greet the mailman. "thank yooou~" She said, taking the mail and waving him goodbye. She flipped through the mail until she found the ticket. She threw everything else away and nearly fell back when a firetruck came to an abrupt stop in front of her. "WANT A RIDE?" Megaman X screamed in a girlish fasion. Queen Tery slowly slid off the windshield and came to, realizing what happened. "WHAT THE firetruck MEGAMAN X" He yelled. Shana09 awkwardly climbed on and hung onto a handle on the back of the truck, since there wasn't much else. Megaman X backed up a bit while Queen Tery was busy screaming at him, and started speeding down the road again, hitting Queen Tery once more and plastering him across the windshield.

 

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Think Pink and RoxSoxKH are in a car driving down a freeway with TheTimidLight asleep in the back seat. RoxSoxKH turns left and the GPS chimes saying the Airport will come up in about fifty miles. Think Pink shivers a bit, so RoxSoxKH takes his hands off the wheel, reaches into the backseat and, being careful not to wake TheTimidLight, grabs an old blanket. But as much as he wasn't trying to, he somehow did. "WHY IS IT SO QUIET IN HERE?" TheTimidLight yells. RoxSoxKH sighs and hands her the blanket, trying to ignore him. "LETS PUT ON THE THEME FROM JACK FROST!" TheTimidLight says. RoxSoxKH sighs and keeps focused on the road. Think Pink sighs as well and looks out the window. TheTimidLight bounces around in the backseat, asking repeatedly why RoxSoxKH won't put on the theme to Jack Frost.

 

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teh lazy prince Xylek, Noobles, and Tails are in a blimp, soaring above the ocean, planning to come and surprise Aaron by being the Advanced Search Party to look for DChiuch. They plan to be the ones to find him with the massive amount of a head start they get by coming in on teh lazy prince Xylek's (I'm just going to call him Xylek because it's tedious to type all of that) private blimp. Xylek has his PS3 set up on a flat screen TV within the blimp playing that one fighting game called Injustice online. Noobles is watching him play and Tails is stuck in the cockpit below the blimp navigating, very jealous of Xylek since he brought his PS3 to make the trip more withstandable. Tails screamed in rage and climbed his way inside the blimp, itching to give Xylek a piece of his mind. "WHAT THE HELL MAN WHY DO I HAVE TO DRIVE?" He yelled, knocking the controller out of Xylek's hand. Noobles sighed, picked up the controller, and resumed the game. "Because we voted who the driver would be, and that was you." Tails threw his hands above him in rage and went back down to the cockpit, and began steering the blimp into the ocean...

 

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Sora96 gets a laptop and places it in front of DChiuch. "So, you know. Any time you're ready, go ahead and make me admin." Sora96 said, cutting the rope that bound DChiuch's hands. He used the rope to tie his hand to the radiator next to him and put his hand on the keyboard. He then patted DChuich's head. "Any time you want." Sora96 said. "Though I'd prefer soon because we all know what happens when I get impatient." He says, giving DChiuch a childish smile.

 

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Aaron is laying on the couch watching the next Twilight movie while eating a bucket of Edi's Chocolate Ice Cream and wearing only his boxers. "DANIEEEEEEL" He screams hopelessly, choking on a mouthful of ice cream. There are chocolate splatters on the ground and a few different spoons. The couch also has some chocolate stains. "WHY DID YOU TAKE MY DANIEL FROM MEEEE" He screams to the heavens, his tears flowing down his face and into the ice cream bucket. 

 

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And that's chapter 3. 

What will happen next time? 

Will Tails kill everyone aboard the blimp because of his rage-driven actions?

*screenshot of Xylek running to the cockpit while the blimp is dangerously close to the water, with a panicked expression on his face. Noobles is just sitting nonchalantly on the couch trying to finish the match*

Will TheTimidLight cause problems for RoxSoxKH while he's driving?

*screenshot of TheTimidLight trying to show RoxSoxKH a Jack Frost GIF on his phone and causing RoxSoxKH to drive erratically*

Will Megaman X arrive to the airport, or will he get caught by the cops?

*screenshot of three police cars chasing the firetruck with Megaman X laughing maniacally while sticking a machine gun out the window towards them*

Find out next time!

*james bond theme plays to fit as an outro*

directed by michael mann

co-directed by m night shyamalan

script by videogamedunkey

 

brought to you by snow

your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer

 

 

I swear if Xaon almost gets us caught I better leave him for bait. 

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

Can't....hold...in....laughter....x'D

[Demyx. 10,064]

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BAS...*Gets hit by a firetruck*

PAYBACKS A BITCH

 

Also

*screenshot of TheTimidLight trying to show RoxSoxKH a Jack Frost GIF on his phone and causing RoxSoxKH to drive erratically*

Edited December 13, 2013 by Megaman X

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME YOU PATHETIC LITTLE BAS...*Gets hit by a firetruck*

 

Poor Tery  

[Demyx. 10,064]

Poor Tery  

I thought the part of you laughing while he was being ran over was pretty canon.

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

I thought the part of you laughing while he was being ran over was pretty canon.

 

Who said I wasn't laughing ?

[Demyx. 10,064]

Who said I wasn't laughing ?

Youre always laughing

[Kittenz 4,281]

OMG this is hilarious

Timid.....

Could you add Amelia in? She and sora96 have some conspiracy after all

Not that I would know anything about that because I am KittensOnFire

[Snow 1,800]

OMG this is hilarious xDTimid..... xDCould you add Amelia in? She and sora96 have some conspiracy after allNot that I would know anything about that because I am KittensOnFire

I don't really know anything about Amelia, and last time I incorporated someone into a parodyfic that I didn't know much about I stopped writing it all-togetherI'm only writing about people I know about, i.e. I know what offends them and what doesn't. But if people personally want to be in it, then they'd have to be prepared for whatever I can think up.

[Kittenz 4,281]

I don't really know anything about Amelia, and last time I incorporated someone into a parodyfic that I didn't know much about I stopped writing it all-togetherI'm only writing about people I know about, i.e. I know what offends them and what doesn't. But if people personally want to be in it, then they'd have to be prepared for whatever I can think up.

She doesn't get offended easily, I just thought it would be funny to add her as sora96 flirts with her 24/7

[Hazimie 1,595]

OMG this is hilarious xDTimid.....xDCould you add Amelia in? She and sora96 have some conspiracy after allNot that I would know anything about that because I am KittensOnFire

Inb4RomeoandJuliet

[Kittenz 4,281]

You must not get offended easily if he flirts with you 24/7.

I have no idea what You talking aboutI am KittensOnFire not Amelia

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

Can't....hold...in....laughter....x'D

Bad Move oblivion, now my parents are gonna think I'm high (on laughter).

 

Aw man, the comments in this thread are freaking hilarious. I better get my chair and popcorn.

 

[Snow 1,800]

Chapter IV

 

Megaman X sped down the freeway, even though he had already passed like three airports, laughing like a drunken hillbilly playing beer pong. Flaming Lea was still in the passenger seat giggling like a schoolgirl, and Shana was just trying not to fall off and get major road-burn. Queen Tery was still plastered to the windshield, but he was immobile due to the force of the wind blasting towards him and the firetruck speeding against it. Megaman X looked in the rearview window and saw a couple of cop cars with their sirens blaring trying to catch up to the firetruck. "HAHAHAHA YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" Megaman X yelled, opening the glove compartment and pulling out a machine gun. He pointed it out the window and fired blindly at the police, trying to pay attention to the road and where the gun was being fired. An airport was coming up on the right, so Megaman X formed a plan. "SHANAYNAY!" He yelled, sticking his head out the window. "CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE TRUCK!" Megaman X turned into the airport lot sharply, fetched a brick that was conveniently placed in the glove department, and put it on the gas pedal, steering it to go alongside the plane that was taking off at the runway. He opened the door and climbed to the top of the truck, grabbing Lea's hand and pulling her up as well. He reached over the front and drug Queen Tery up to the top. "EVERYONE, JUMP ON MY COUNT!" Megaman X yelled, the force of the wind whipping his hair back and forth. After his count of three, they all jumped onto the wing of the moving plane.

 

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Snow had sat on the plane stretching and admiring all the busty stewardesses that skittered about. He looked out the window and saw a firetruck hurdling towards the plane a about 230 miles an hour. Snow screamed like a girl and pointed out the window, running around on the plane as if it was burning and going down into the ocean. He then heard what sounded like rocks landing on the wing of the plane and looked out again. Four people, one a blond girl that looked like Rose Tyler, the other looked like a Doctor from Doctor Who, and a fat guy with a goatee and black hair, and a girl he couldn't describe because the author doesn't know what she looks like. "SOMEBODY HELP ME TARDIS HAS COME TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Snow cried, curling into the fetal position. They opened the window and got into the plane just as it took off. "Tickets please." A stewardess said with a smile. Megaman X and Lea reached into their pockets as Queen Tery fumbled in his, Shana09 opened the envelope she had and they all gave her their tickets. "Thank you." She said. Megaman X stifled his laughter about why she didn't question them jumping on to the plane from a firetruck that had been moving at about 300 miles an hour but we went and found a seat, stepping on Snow on the way. Flaming Lea, Queen Tery, and Shana09 followed, each of them stepping on Snow. Of course, they don't know who he is yet.

 

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RoxSoxKH and Think Pink were nearing the airport now, the sun slowly setting in the distance. TheTimidLight fell asleep in the backseat, and must have been dreaming about something interesting since his hands kept reaching forward and fondling the back of Think Pink's seat, sometimes a little above that and fondling with her hair. Think Pink leaned forward a bit every time that happened, but TheTimidLight simply just reached further. RoxSoxKH pulled into the airport, parking his car and pulling the key from the ignition. He reached back and patted TheTimidLight on the knee to wake him up, who promptly shouted, "NOT THERE PLEASE JACKIE!" RoxSoxKH pulled back his hand as if he had just stuck it in an alligator's mouth by accident. He got out of the car, as Think Pink did. TheTimidLight slowly got out, lamenting that the "super cool road trip" was over. RoxSoxKH locked the doors and went inside, the airport alive despite the late night. He walked up to the woman at the counter. "We've got tickets to Australia." The woman eyed RoxSoxKH up and down. RoxSoxKH gulped nervously and tried to look away. "Your flight departs in a few minutes. I suggest you get going." She said huskily.

 

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Aaron was on the computer, googling what he should do. His searches consisted of "my snooky-woogums was kidnapped, what do i do" or "my daniel-bear is missing, how can i find him." None of the searches turned up anything useful, which made him cry profusely. He went to the admin control panel and went to Sora96's member info. He set the primary user group to Administrator and scrolled down to "Save Changes." If he did this, he would get his snooky-woogums back, but if he didn't, his snooky-woogums could die. It was a very tough decision for him. He did just spend thousands of dollars on plane tickets for people he barely knew to help, so maybe they could do something. But he barely knew them. The confliction was driving him insane. "No." He firmly assured himself. "I... I believe in them. They can save my snooky-woogums."

 

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Tails stared intently at the ocean, pushing forward on the flight stick with malice as it came close to the ocean. Xylek felt the balance of the blimp shift, and looked down. The water was getting closer, and Tails in the cockpit had a nasty look on his face. "NO!" Xylek shouted jumping up and dashing towards the cockpit, while Noobles held on with one hand and mashed buttons with the other. "Hey Xylek I unlocked a few things for you!" He said, looking in Xylek's direction. Xylek dove into the cockpit, opened the door, and pushed Tails out of it, taking control and pulling up sharply on the flight stick. "Whew." Xylek said, wiping his forehead. "That was close."

 

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And that is chapter 4

what will happen next time? 

Will Aaron find his snooky-woogums?
*screenshot of Aaron in the fetal position, crying profusely*
uh... maybe not...
Will Megaman X, Snow, Flaming Lea, Shana09 and Queen Tery get to Austrailia safely?
*screenshot of the plane being attacked by aliens*
What will happen to RoxSoxKH and co on the way to Australia?
*screenshot of RoxSoxKH dashing to the cockpit of the plane, the pilot dead in his seat*

scream effects brought to you by: pewdiepie

brought to you by snwo
your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer
 

Edited December 13, 2013 by Snow

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

Bad Move oblivion, now my parents are gonna think I'm high (on laughter).

 

Aw man, the comments in this thread are freaking hilarious. I better get my chair and popcorn.

 

 

 

 

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

O.O

Aliens? Pilot dead? Sounds like Sora96's doing!

[Demyx. 10,064]

This chapter is amazing.

[teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559]

even better than the 60s batman

[Lalalablah 1,538]

I laughed out loud at the "NOT THERE PLEASE JACKIE" part hahaha

[Shana09 5,769]

Wow thats such a detailed description of me of my appearance Snow.