Sora96's Lust for Power -HD ReMIX-

[Snow 1,800]

(thanks to  for the cover)
Chapter I

Sora96 was an eccentric fellow. There are times when he is kind and ambiguous. And other times where he is driven mad with lust. Lust for a certain thing he cannot have enough of. Power. This is the tale of how he tried, became, and was an administrator. But with the loyal members who could not let such a thing happen, they banded together and formed a brotherhood against Sora96's evil. This, is their tale.

Sora96 was doing his usual things. Browsing other KH sites for new images and videos to download and put on KH13. That was how he normally did his work. It was worth some respect, but he grossly exaggerated this. Sometimes he would cry himself to sleep because he did not get the respect he believed he deserved. He was browsing the internet for more images when he saw something on the left, reading "MAN, 32, KIDNAPPED FROM HIS HOME." He read it closely. "That's it... That's what I'll do. I'll kidnap Daniel and force him to make me an admin... that will surely work."  He started laughing quietly to himself, his laugh slowly rising in intensity until he started coughing. He cleared his throat and switched tabs. Nobody was in his tinychat room except for 'guest-694316'. Probably someone who wanted to chat but glitched out or left. He thought, closing the tab.

He went on eBay to purchase choloroform and a black, skin-tight stealth suit that looked as if it would show off his manly curves. Gotta look sexy if I'm going to kidnap someone.

-

Snow was raising hell in status updates with other people, typing in caps and constantly questioning their sexuality like an average Call of Duty player.  He was getting so wrapped up in the intense moment that he clicked the "Add comment" button rapidly and made about 11 copies of his comment. "hehehe, oops." He said. RoxSoxKH was spamming his chat and calling him an asshole for leaving him in The Last of Us's online lobby to go play GTA V and for his sensless comments on said status. It was at the point now where he was yelling what he was typing out in an inarticulate and disturbingly high-pitched voice. "HAHAHA FGT I BET U SUK CAK 4 FUN U HERMAPHRUDIT POSER HHEUHESUHEUHAUGGJDFAJ!!1!" Jim shook his head at the rash of comments that came in on his status. He typed out an elegantly worded response on how you can't "flim-flam the jim-jam" unless you're a certain member.

-

Sora96's skin-tight suit and chloroform rag arrived in the mail shortly after he ordered them. "Thank you based Amazon Prime." He said in a swooning voice, opening the package. There was a neatly folded rag and what seemed to be a jar full of a strange liquid. A letter from Amazon was inside the rag which said, "Have fun with your kidnapping mission!" Sora96 chuckled quitely to himself, slipping on the suit over his clothes. He put the rag and jar in the suit's fanny pack and started to run towards the tree in a crouched manner as the James Bond theme started playing. Not the original tune, but the theme from Casino Royale. The camera shifts to next door, where DChiuch lived. There was a few trees seperating their houses, which made sneaking over there easy. He ran to the window and dove, somersaulting underneath the window. He opened the window slowly.

DChiuch was laying down on the couch, his head nestled on Aaron's lap. He was slowly fading in and out, about to fall asleep, as Aaron already had. Sora96 slid in like a snake and rolled to the leftmost side behind the couch. He went down flat on the floor and crawled to the front of the couch. DChiuch wasn't able to see him because his eyes were fixated on the TV set, where Twilight New Moon was playing. DChiuch swooned when Bella was trying to kill herself to make Edward's hologram appear and tell her not to do it. Sora96 dipped his rag into the jar and slowly brought it over DChuich's face, who did not notice because of the movie. When DChiuch fell asleep, Sora96 put the rag and jar back into his fanny pack and slowly drug DChuich off the couch. Aaron snorted violently, making Sora96 stop for a second, but continue after Aaron settled down. He slung DChiuch over his shoulder and went back out the window.

-

And that's chapter one of the ReMIX. More members will be included. I'm toning it down a little this time so I don't offend anyone, but if you haven't figured it yet, this is a parody, and is no way meant to realistically represent another member.

brought to you by snow
your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer

Edit:
If you would like to be in this story, please let me know in either a post or a chat message. If I don't know much about you, take that into consideration since your character will be subject to whatever ideas I may have for it. Anything your character does or says will not reflect my views on you and will be there solely for humor, not to offend or belittle you. People already in it are people I have at least a slight idea of what would offend them and what wouldn't, which is why they're in it. The things they do or say don't represent how I feel about them, and are just in for humor. If something in my story offends you, please let me know and I'll edit it accordingly.

Edited December 28, 2013 by Snow

[KHLegendIII 709]

I like this.  I so want into this story, if you please.

Edited December 12, 2013 by Tom13

[Guest]

Chapter I

Sora96 was an eccentric fellow. There are times when he is kind and ambiguous. And other times where he is driven mad with lust. Lust for a certain thing he cannot have enough of. Power. This is the tale of how he tried, became, and was an administrator. But with the loyal members who could not let such a thing happen, they banded together and formed a brotherhood against Sora96's evil. This, is their tale.

Sora96 was doing his usual things. Browsing other KH sites for new images and videos to download and put on KH13. That was how he normally did his work. It was worth some respect, but he grossly exaggerated this. Sometimes he would cry himself to sleep because he did not get the respect he believed he deserved. He was browsing the internet for more images when he saw something on the left, reading "MAN, 32, KIDNAPPED FROM HIS HOME." He read it closely. "That's it... That's what I'll do. I'll kidnap Daniel and force him to make me an admin... that will surely work."  He started laughing quietly to himself, his laugh slowly rising in intensity until he started coughing. He cleared his throat and switched tabs. Nobody was in his tinychat room except for 'guest-694316'. Probably someone who wanted to chat but glitched out or left. He thought, closing the tab.

He went on eBay to purchase choloroform and a black, skin-tight stealth suit that looked as if it would show off his manly curves. Gotta look sexy if I'm going to kidnap someone.

-

Snow was raising hell in status updates with other people, typing in caps and constantly questioning their sexuality like an average Call of Duty player.  He was getting so wrapped up in the intense moment that he clicked the "Add comment" button rapidly and made about 11 copies of his comment. "hehehe, oops." He said. RoxSoxKH was spamming his chat and calling him an asshole for leaving him in The Last of Us's online lobby to go play GTA V and for his sensless comments on said status. It was at the point now where he was yelling what he was typing out in an inarticulate and disturbingly high-pitched voice. "HAHAHA FGT I BET U SUK CAK 4 FUN U HERMAPHRUDIT POSER HHEUHESUHEUHAUGGJDFAJ!!1!" Jim shook his head at the rash of comments that came in on his status. He typed out an elegantly worded response on how you can't "flim-flam the jim-jam" unless you're a certain member.

 

-

Sora96's skin-tight suit and chloroform rag arrived in the mail shortly after he ordered them. "Thank you based Amazon Prime." He said in a swooning voice, opening the package. There was a neatly folded rag and what seemed to be a jar full of a strange liquid. A letter from Amazon was inside the rag which said, "Have fun with your kidnapping mission!" Sora96 chuckled quitely to himself, slipping on the suit over his clothes. He put the rag and jar in the suit's fanny pack and started to run towards the tree in a crouched manner as the James Bond theme started playing. Not the original tune, but the theme from Casino Royale. The camera shifts to next door, where DChiuch lived. There was a few trees seperating their houses, which made sneaking over there easy. He ran to the window and dove, somersaulting underneath the window. He opened the window slowly.

DChiuch was laying down on the couch, his head nestled on Aaron's lap. He was slowly fading in and out, about to fall asleep, as Aaron already had. Sora96 slid in like a snake and rolled to the leftmost side behind the couch. He went down flat on the floor and crawled to the front of the couch. DChiuch wasn't able to see him because his eyes were fixated on the TV set, where Twilight New Moon was playing. DChiuch swooned when Bella was trying to kill herself to make Edward's hologram appear and tell her not to do it. Sora96 dipped his rag into the jar and slowly brought it over DChuich's face, who did not notice because of the movie. When DChiuch fell asleep, Sora96 put the rag and jar back into his fanny pack and slowly drug DChuich off the couch. Aaron snorted violently, making Sora96 stop for a second, but continue after Aaron settled down. He slung DChiuch over his shoulder and went back out the window.

-

And that's chapter one of the ReMIX. More members will be included. I'm toning it down a little this time so I don't offend anyone, but if you haven't figured it yet, this is a parody, and is no way meant to realistically represent another member.brought to you by snowyour fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer

 

Add me in.

[Hazimie 1,595]

Best writing of 2013...

[Guest]

Snow for best writer of 2013.

[Silent 824]

I actually laughed out loud a couple times while reading this. Good stuff. X)

[Lalalablah 1,538]

Hilarious

Snow for best writer of 2013.

Yep he's won my nomination lol

[Skai 3,961]

I feel bad at how entertained I am by this.

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Chapter ISora96 was an eccentric fellow. There are times when he is kind and ambiguous.

 

I... call... shenanigans.

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

Oh the chances of tears from either butthurt or laughter are delicious in this one

[Snow 1,800]

I... call... shenanigans.

"...and is no way meant to realistically represent another member."

Edited December 12, 2013 by Snow

[Demyx. 10,064]

YESS FINALLY. This gunna be good.

[Queen Tery 4,591]

"...and is no way meant to realistically represent another member."

 

I just... have all my non-existant likes. firetrucking all of them.

[Shulk 8,623]

This was great. Keep it up!

[Jim 2,990]

I'm still quota'd -__-

[RoxSox 3,593]

Snow for Best Writer 2013.

Snow for Best Troll 2013.

Snow for Best Member 2013.

[Shana09 5,769]

You can't just make us wait for the next chapter, I demand more. 

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

I wanna be in it! 

[Daniel Black 1,981]

Quite nice to be  a parody. Keep going. 

[xxClouDxxmoon 901]

I like it, I like it, I like it.

[Kaneki Ken 1,516]

OMG The story is back and rebooted!?

Sign me up! I wanna be in it!

[Think Pink 1,967]

How long am I going to wait for an update to this? I demand you drop every other thing you are doing and write another chapter. 

[Wuver 920]

PLEASE ODNT V EVER DELELTE HTIS KEPE HTIS FOREVER TREAUSURE IT IAM CYRING TEARS THE WORDL IS FLOODIGN THERE IS NO WAY TOT SURIVIVE THISI S THE BEST WRINT G EVER GOD BLESS U AMEN JEUSUS I LVOE HITSI M LAUGIN OS HARD NEVER TAKLE THIS DOWN OR IIWL L HEKCIGN BE ODNE

[Snow 1,800]

Chapter II

Aaron wakes up sluggishly. He tries to get up but collapses on the table, his head hitting something that wasn't on level with the table. He opens his eyes and tries getting up again. He catches his balance and rubs his head. "DChiuch?" He calls through the house. No response. He looks at the table, and sees DChiuch's phone. The TV is stuck on repeating Twilight New Moon. Aaron grabs the remote and turns it off. "DChiuch!" He calls again. His voice just echoes. He suddenly has a rash of panic and runs throughout the house, looking for him. He finds him nowhere in the house, and slowly goes down on his knees, his hands in his hair, his face turning red, his eyes watering. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screams, his voice rasping. "OH YEAH!" The kool-aid man jumps through the wall. Aaron doesn't notice and keeps shouting.

-

DChiuch wakes up to the smell of alcohol and cigarettes. He hears the slight whir of a computer somewhere nearby. "Where am I...?" He wonders aloud, and tries to rub his eyes. He can't because his hands are tied behind his back. Sora96 walks in front of him. "I see you're awake." Sora96 says. "96...? What are you..." Sora96 laughs. "Make me an Administrator on KH13." Sora says simply. DChiuch sighs. "Sora96, we've been over this. Several times. And why does it smell like Grand Theft Auto in here?" Sora96 sits on the floor opposite from DChiuch. "I'm actually serious this time. See? Your hands are bound." DChiuch sighs. "You know Aaron is going to figure this out and call the cops on you. You can still let me go." Sora96 stands up and a woman calls from upstairs, "Dinner's ready!" Sora96 looks away from DChiuch. "Hold on, mom!" Sora96 looks at him again. "Can I level with you? Just be honest with you for once?" DChiuch sighs, preparing for his grossly exaggerated life story. Sora96 paces back and forth and begins to tell him. "I... don't really get the respect I deserve on KH13. No hyperbole. I do a lot of work, all the time, more than you do, and everyone disrespects me. Even Snow disrespects me!" He says wistfully. "Nobody respects me, I work hard, members are such dicks to me," He lists. "Not to mention asian dick." DChiuch says. Sora96 starts sobbing. "I HAD TO CARRY THE TEAM FOR A YEAR! A YEAR!" He breaks down and falls to his knees. "AND NOBODY RESPECTS ME FOR IT!" He screamed in a high-pitched voice. "Come here, Sora96. Come on. Shhh." DChiuch says as Sora96 nestles his head on DChiuch's chest.

-

Aaron starts up his computer and goes on KH13. He starts a new topic in "Real Life & Personal" which details DChiuch's disappearance and promises mod powers for whoever was to find him. He got a few responses, everyone must have thought he was joking.

The first response was from Snow:
OOHOOIHOHO! I'LL FIND HIM IF YOU NCAFN MAYKE MY OWN TEAM! I WANT TI CALLED "dilevurer of maymays and moomoos!"

The second was from RoxSoxKH, quoting Snow's post:
you know this is probably a troll right

The third was from Xamtweth-ReMIXed
OMG REALLY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS WHERE HE IS

TheTimidLight posts a gif of Jack Frost which is captioned "oh no!"

The fifth was from Megaman X
if he's not found can i be admin in his place

The sixth was Snow quoting his original post as well as Megaman's
OOOHOO I WANT MY TEAM PRIVELGES TO HAV ACCESS TO ADMIN CONTROL PANEL

Aaron started crying profusely since nobody was helping, his head hitting his keyboard.

Then a personal chat message came from Tom13
Hey Aaron do you know where he could be
and was followed by many other chat messages. Snow had sent approximately 89 messages asking for an airplane ticket to Australia to help search, and Jim had sent him a message about how delicious poop juice was, and that drinking some would surely benefit their search. TheTimidLight had just sent more Jack Frost gifs. And then, a personal chat message from Sora96 as the Saw theme started playing.

Do you want to see DChiuch alive again? Make me an administrator. Oh, and, he's definitely not in my basement or anywhere at my house, either, so don't come over here.

The Saw theme increased with intensity as Aaron started sweating. The camera alternated from a closeup of his face and the message, getting closer and speeding up each time for a dramatic boost. He then offered everybody tickets to Australia of whoever was willing to help, as this was a dire situation. Making Sora96 admin would make things utterly terrible for everyone.

-
and that's it for this chaptre
the intensity rises

what will happen next time? will aaron make sora96 admin? *screenshot of aaron sweating nervously while his cursor hovers over the "Make Admin" button on Sora96's profile
will everyone get to australia safely? *screenshot of everyone running from an explosion, snow looking back at it with a distressed face*
tune in next time to find out!

brought to you by snow
your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer

[Guest]

First.