What if...

[Kaweebo 3,617]

Edited November 25, 2013 by Kaweebo

[KHUndertaleFan25 2,858]

[MasterXemnas 2,285]

Fool. Doesn't fit the meme

[Kaweebo 3,617]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:08 AM, MasterXemnas said:

Fool. Doesn't fit the meme

'Conspiracy Keanu is an advice animal image macro series featuring a still photo of the Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves wearing a frightened expression from the 1989 comedy film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. The images are typically captioned with paranoid conjectures and absurdly philosophical questions that bear similarities to theParanoid Parrot, Philosoraptor and Stoner Dog advice animal series.'

[MasterXemnas 2,285]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:10 AM, Kaweebo said:

'Conspiracy Keanu is an advice animal image macro series featuring a still photo of the Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves wearing a frightened expression from the 1989 comedy film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. The images are typically captioned with paranoid conjectures and absurdly philosophical questions that bear similarities to theParanoid Parrot, Philosoraptor and Stoner Dog advice animal series.'

Fool. Like I said. It doesn't fit.

[Kaweebo 3,617]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:25 AM, MasterXemnas said:

Fool. Like I said. It doesn't fit.

Oookay... 

[MasterXemnas 2,285]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:27 AM, Kaweebo said:

Oookay... 

Fool. It's that kind of not being able to understand something that got us into this situation in the first place.

[Kaweebo 3,617]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:33 AM, MasterXemnas said:

Fool. It's that kind of not being able to understand something that got us into this situation in the first place.

Well, you didn't exactly explain your stance.  

[MasterXemnas 2,285]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:39 AM, Kaweebo said:

Well, you didn't exactly explain your stance.  

Fool. Doesn't fit the meme

[Destiny_of_a_Key_Bearer 82]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:39 AM, Kaweebo said:

Well, you didn't exactly explain your stance.  

its cool, i thought it was pretty clever

[Kaweebo 3,617]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:41 AM, MasterXemnas said:

Fool. Doesn't fit the meme

Bah, away with you. 

 

@Destiny_of_a_Key_Bearer

Thank you.

Edited November 25, 2013 by Kaweebo

[Light Guardian 33]

what if she really is?

[Javelin434 3,164]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:08 AM, MasterXemnas said:

Fool. Doesn't fit the meme

so what meme do you recommend?

[aiashes 18]

they should have just made sora kairi and riku orphans. than the whole story would actually make sense 

[KHUndertaleFan25 2,858]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:10 AM, Kaweebo said:

'Conspiracy Keanu is an advice animal image macro series featuring a still photo of the Hollywood actor Keanu Reeves wearing a frightened expression from the 1989 comedy film Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. The images are typically captioned with paranoid conjectures and absurdly philosophical questions that bear similarities to theParanoid Parrot, Philosoraptor and Stoner Dog advice animal series.'

My name is Kiana, and his name is Keanu. (I was named after Kiana Tom, an athlete.) 

Here's a definition of my name from thinkbabynames.com (There's more, though. Cause this isn't it. Here: http://www.thinkbabynames.com/meaning/0/Kiana):

Kiana ki(a)-na as a girl's name is pronounced kee-AHN-ah. It is of American origin. Modern name. May be a favored prefix name or a variant of Kian, an Irish Gaelic name meaning "ancient". Also possibly related to Anna. Kiana is especially favored in Hawaii, perhaps as a rhyming variant of the popular Keanu, a boy's name made familiar by actor Keanu Reeves. 

[Caity 3,946]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:39 AM, Kaweebo said:

Well, you didn't exactly explain your stance.  

 

The meme is usually use for paranoid statements or conspiracy theories, like "What if we both like each other, but we both think we're friendzoned?" It's usually a statement followed by something that turns it upside down, has a conspiracy or gives hidden meaning to it.  

 

What if I'm really awesome, but my parents paid everyone to be nice to me so I could be happy?

What if cats have their own internet, full of human pictures?

What if God, was made by Science?

etc

 

So it's improper use to just put a phrase over it.  Now for whatever reason "What if the dinner mom called me for, was actually poisoned by MX who was posing at my mom?" or "What if my mom, is really MX and that's why we haven't seen her" Would be more fitting (as ridiculous as it is) cause there's a conspiracy theory included.  

[Kaweebo 3,617]

  On 11/25/2013 at 2:54 PM, Caity Raindrop said:

The meme is usually use for paranoid statements or conspiracy theories, like "What if we both like each other, but we both think we're friendzoned?" It's usually a statement followed by something that turns it upside down, has a conspiracy or gives hidden meaning to it.  

 

What if I'm really awesome, but my parents paid everyone to be nice to me so I could be happy?

What if cats have their own internet, full of human pictures?

What if God, was made by Science?

etc

 

So it's improper use to just put a phrase over it.  Now for whatever reason "What if the dinner mom called me for, was actually poisoned by MX who was posing at my mom?" or "What if my mom, is really MX and that's why we haven't seen her" Would be more fitting (as ridiculous as it is) cause there's a conspiracy theory included.  

That is a paranoid statement, though. 'What if mom is still waiting for me to come to dinner' is, by definition, a conclusion formed on the basis of incomplete information. That example you gave about being friendzoned isn't attached to a conspiracy. It's simply a paranoid conjecture, same as this. This is such a strange thing to have a discussion over as it is. Whether or not it work matters little, anyway, as long as people enjoy the silliness of it.  

Edited November 25, 2013 by Kaweebo

[Caity 3,946]

  On 11/25/2013 at 7:25 PM, Kaweebo said:

That is a paranoid statement, though. 'What if mom is still waiting for me to come to dinner' is, by definition, a conclusion formed on the basis of incomplete information. That example you gave about being friendzoned isn't attached to a conspiracy. It's simply a paranoid conjecture, same as this. This is such a strange thing to have a discussion over as it is. Whether or not it work matters little, anyway, as long as people enjoy the silliness of it.  

 

But it's not really paranoid, it's just an inside joke KH fans would get

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

  On 11/25/2013 at 5:02 AM, Kaweebo said:

* pictures Mrs. Castellena from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Last Olympian, only as a KH character.*

O.O

  On 11/25/2013 at 7:25 PM, Kaweebo said:

That is a paranoid statement, though. 'What if mom is still waiting for me to come to dinner' is, by definition, a conclusion formed on the basis of incomplete information. That example you gave about being friendzoned isn't attached to a conspiracy. It's simply a paranoid conjecture, same as this. This is such a strange thing to have a discussion over as it is. Whether or not it work matters little, anyway, as long as people enjoy the silliness of it.  

* ignores this dribble * 

[Kaweebo 3,617]

  On 11/25/2013 at 7:59 PM, TheTimidLight said:

 

* ignores this dribble * 

why you gotta

Edited November 25, 2013 by Kaweebo

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

  On 11/25/2013 at 7:59 PM, TheTimidLight said:

* pictures Mrs. Castellena from Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Last Olympian, only as a KH character.*

O.O

* ignores this dribble * 

 

Wow that was quite rude Timid.

[Philip Ellwell 5,487]

  On 11/25/2013 at 8:29 PM, Flaming Lea said:

Wow that was quite rude Timid.

I'm not getting into a fight with anyone over a silly meme: my slight rudeness applies.

[HarLea Quinn 26,501]

  On 11/25/2013 at 9:05 PM, TheTimidLight said:

I'm not getting into a fight with anyone over a silly meme: my slight rudeness applies.

 

There was never a need for that comment period then .