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So aliens are landing all over the place...

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What do you do?

 

A few things to keep in mind.

 

1. These are blood thirsty aliens. They want to take over earth and kill humans in the process.

2. There is no negotiating for peace, any attempts will most likely result in you getting disintegrated.

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Fangirls will outlive the immortals.

 

Or are fangirls the immortals? That would explain why I've been run over[on purpose] so many times with semi trucks and haven't died yet.

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i would get out my Colt Single Action Army Revolver and take them down.Then i say this to one of aliens "This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'." or get chuck norris to fight them off

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I will impregnate the aliens

 

No impregnating the enemy without signing this permit *gives blank piece of paper*

Anyway, *escorts everyne to neuclear Rick Roll shed*

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I will impregnate the aliens

 

Actually they will impregnate you and combine the best of alien traits with human traits to create a super species.

 

KILL-'EM

Two words explain everything, we must fight back.

 

 

True, we must not go down without a fight. If I was the last human on earth and there were aliens all around me and I had a single rocket for a rocket launcher I would fire the rocket.

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I will impregnate the aliens

 

Actually they will impregnate you and combine the best of alien traits with human traits to create a super species.

 

KILL-'EM

Two words explain everything, we must fight back.

 

 

True, we must not go down without a fight. If I was the last human on earth and there were aliens all around me and I had a single rocket for a rocket launcher I would fire the rocket.

 

And then... youd run out of ammo on your rocket launcher.... and die.

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I will impregnate the aliens

 

Actually they will impregnate you and combine the best of alien traits with human traits to create a super species.

 

KILL-'EM

Two words explain everything, we must fight back.

 

 

True, we must not go down without a fight. If I was the last human on earth and there were aliens all around me and I had a single rocket for a rocket launcher I would fire the rocket.

 

And then... youd run out of ammo on your rocket launcher.... and die.

 

Well, at least it's still counted as killed in action. Which is cool no matter what.

 

or impregnate the aliens so the new species can be mediator for truce which previously wasn't an option kidding, we won't get our blood dirty.

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But what, if anything will outlive Chuck norris?

 

Clint Eastwood.Really all you need is clint eastwood,chuck norris and me to kill the aliens.Anyone can help if they want to.But if they clone Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood we will have give it everything we got

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