RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 2, 2013 (edited) Book 1 Genesis 1 In the beginning, there was nothing. And then something happened and the Universe began. And the Universe formed itself in the image of a circular object. With cheese. And his name was Za. Za roamed the Universe, and he came upon a sphere in the ether that caught his attention. And it's name was Earth. And Za looked down on the Earth, and he saw that it was good. 2 But it could be better. Za saw in the Earth a great potential. But it was not yet groovy enough. And so Za made a decision. And he said "I will bestow upon this planet my own greatness." 3 On the first day, Za bought some ingredients. And it was good. 4 On the next day, Za arranged the ingredients in an orderly fashion on his kitchen counter. And it was good. 5 On the third day, Za preheated the oven. And it was good. 6 On the fourth day, Za made the dough, and set it out to rise. And it was promising. 7 On the fifth day, Za kneaded the dough. And it was hard, for Za had no hands. But in the end, it was good. 8 On the sixth day, Za spread the sauce across the surface of the dough, and the smell was intoxicating. 9 On the seventh day, Za sprinkled mozzarella cheese atop the sauce, and it was glistening white, and beautiful. 10 On the eight day, Za spent several hours sitting on the couch, debating what toppings he wanted to add. 11 On the ninth day, Za came to a conclusion. He placed upon the cheese pepperoni, and sausage, and bacon. And it was oh so very good. 12 On the tenth and final day, Za did put the creation in the oven. He waited twenty minutes, and as the timer went off, he took the creation out of the oven. He pondered over his creation, which was made in his own image, and suddenly, a name came to him. The creation would be known as Pizza. 13 Za then went on to bestow the creation unto the Earth. For 40 days and 40 nights, Pizza rained down unto creation, and it was perfect. The humans who lived upon the planet ate the Pizza. They ate all of the Pizza. And Za saw that the humans were happy, and he was satisfied with his creation. 14. The humans would go on to reverse engineer the Pizza, and to this very day, it is eaten, and loved. praise be to Za Edited October 2, 2013 by RoxSoxKH 5 Col.Random, Kirie, teh lazy prince Xylek and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jiraiya's Disciple 631 Posted October 2, 2013 3 RoxSox, teh lazy prince Xylek and Cucco reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jim 2,990 Posted October 2, 2013 hallelujah! i shall sacrifice a pepperoni to the mighty za 1 RoxSox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted October 2, 2013 but why must we pay for such a holy creation? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 2, 2013 but why must we pay for such a holy creation? Thus is the curse of humanity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_The Door To Light_ 1,507 Posted October 2, 2013 I went to the church of Za. It was delicious. 1 RoxSox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Villi1997 1,832 Posted October 2, 2013 ALL HAIL ZA! 2 RoxSox and Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted October 2, 2013 Yeah. whatever. ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 Yeah. whatever. ...Blastmephy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted October 2, 2013 Blastmephy! * rude geusture * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 * rude geusture **erases you from time* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted October 2, 2013 *erases you from time* * ruder geusture * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 * ruder geusture *Huh. Thought I just felt something. Oh, well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philip Ellwell 5,487 Posted October 2, 2013 Huh. Thought I just felt something. Oh, well. * explicet guesture * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 * explicet guesture *Oh, well. Meh. Ragnarok?Yeah?Pizza time.Yahoo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted October 2, 2013 Oh, well. Meh. Ragnarok?Yeah?Pizza time.Yahoo! Did you and Ragnarok just agree on something? ._. *Eats Za's glorious pizza* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 Did you and Ragnarok just agree on something? ._. *Eats Za's glorious pizza*Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted October 2, 2013 Yeah. *Speaking muffled by pizza* That's new... HEY TSUBAKI, WHY CAN'T YOU COOK LIKE THI- *POW* Sorry for asking... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 2, 2013 Hey! Don't diss Tsubaki's cooking! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 2, 2013 Do not besmirch this thread with your off-topic tangent weirdness. Za does not approve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kirie 3,489 Posted October 2, 2013 Za look delicious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 3, 2013 Do not besmirch this thread with your off-topic tangent weirdness. Za does not approve.but he created me to be off-topic. I WILL NOT DEFY LORD ZA'S REASON FOR MAKING ME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 3, 2013 but he created me to be off-topic. I WILL NOT DEFY LORD ZA'S REASON FOR MAKING ME. Lord Za did not create you. He created Pizza and gave humankind enlightenment. DID YOU EVEN READ THE BIBLE? 1 Col.Random reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted October 3, 2013 Lord Za did not create you. He created Pizza and gave humankind enlightenment. DID YOU EVEN READ THE BIBLE?I AM ONE OF THE ARC PIZZA'S! THE GREAT LORD ZA GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO INSTIL CHAOS AMONG YOU TO BALANGE OUT THE ORDER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoxSox 3,593 Posted October 3, 2013 I AM ONE OF THE ARC PIZZA'S! THE GREAT LORD ZA GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO INSTIL CHAOS AMONG YOU TO BALANGE OUT THE ORDER. No he didn't. Stop that shit. 1 Col.Random reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
