Gryphon 4 Posted September 23, 2013 Here's one from a favorite movie of mine There's a family of three tomato's walking down the street. A Mamma tomato, a Pappa tomato, and a baby tomato. Baby tomato starts to lag behind, so Pappa tomato start to get irritated. Pappa tomato goes over to Baby tomato and squishes him on the head and says... "Ketchup" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weedanort 8,786 Posted September 23, 2013 What does the pedophile say when he gets to Heaven? Where's baby Jesus? What's a purple dot in a pool? It's a pea, drowning Warning: May contain strong content. Not visual though What happens if you eat a condom? You crap this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuya Sakaki 5,212 Posted September 23, 2013 What's green and says "Hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted September 23, 2013 Uggh far too many to list... DX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surfingpichu 4 Posted September 25, 2013 What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefeild? A flat major. What's the difference between an onion and an oboe? No one cries when you cut up an oboe. What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the road and a dead banjo player in the road? The squirrel might have been going to a gig. I can go on, this is bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted September 26, 2013 "Only Weedanort is more olde~" ......In the "How old is Xehanort?" thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princessnamine 232 Posted September 26, 2013 None of my jokes are even remotely tasteful enough to post. I think I'm the same... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted September 26, 2013 I think I'm the same... What about some of your tickle jokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
