Kingdom Hearts: The Bullshit Chronicles

[Firaga 5,947]

So I have an new idea for a series. I've given this some thought and I really think we have some fun with this. I'm not really doing anything relevant with 5 Q's at the moment anyway, and until I get the extra stuff for that series done and can continue putting out new content for it, I might as well start something new, right?

 

Well, let's see where this takes us...

 

-- EPISODE 1: Fast Track To Failure

 

Hello, KH13. My name is Firaga Sensei. And say hello to my three friends, Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

 

Sora: Hi. 

 

Kairi: Hello. 

 

Riku: Hey.

 

Today is a great day for these three friends; they're going to embark on a great adventure, one that will be full of action, adventure... and unicorns.

 

Sora: Wait, what?

 

Well, that depends, actuallly, I mean, personally, I don't think unicorns would fit into this story. I'd rather see something like dragons or elves or even a giant marshmallow filled with cream chee--

 

Riku: Hey! What are you talking about?!

 

Wait, you guys can hear me?

 

Kairi: Of course we can hear you!

 

Hmm. That was quick. I thought I had the fourth wall reinforced... should have used steel instead of pillows, I guess.

 

Sora: Who are you exactly? We've never seen you before.

 

What do you mean you've never seen me?? We do 5 Questions togeth-- oh wait. I forgot about the memory wipe. Better just keep that to myself for now... probably shouldn't reveal anything else to them either.

 

Kairi: Memory what?

 

Riku: Alright, I need answers. Just what is going on?

 

Okay, okay, I'm going to level with you guys. You're about to be subjected to your greatest adventure yet, and I'm the guy that's going to narrate it all.

 

Sora: You're a narrator?

 

No shit, Sherlock, I just said that. (Sigh) Sharp as a tack, you are.

 

Riku: How come we need a narrator?

 

Because much like your lives in general, this adventure is going to be controlled by people you don't even know.

 

Kairi: Our lives are being controlled?

 

Sorta. Technically, you guys don't even exist.

 

All: WHAT?!

 

Sora: Okay, now you're just trying to mess with our minds!

 

Too late for that. I'm already in your mind.

 

Sora: What! No, you're not! (closes eyes, takes breath) I'll be safe here. He's not coming inside here...

 

(in Sora's mind) I'm in ya head, bitch!

 

Sora: AH! (eyes snap open)

 

Okay, enough formalities. I think you chuckleheads get the main jist of this now.

 

Sora: Well, uh, I guess...

 

Riku: Sora, you can't be seriously going along with this.

 

Kairi: I don't think we have a choice, Riku. We might as well.

 

Riku: You too, Kairi?

 

Sora: Let's just see what happens. It might be fun, who knows.

 

Riku: (sigh) ... fine. I'll play along. But if things get weird, I'll have something to say about it.

 

We'll see if you'll be able to say anything at all...

 

Riku: What?

 

TURTLES, now, the first thing we should get out of the way is the setting. Right now... there is no setting. You guys are basically just sitting in a big black room at the moment.

 

Sora: No, we're not. We're on our home world, Destiny Isl--

 

(snaps fingers, SRK are now in the big black room)

 

Sora: --or, not. Nevermind...

 

Now then, let's put you guys in a more "exciting" setting.

 

Kairi: I don't think I'm gonna like this...

 

Riku: Let me guess, it's gonna be something stupid.

 

Ooh, I know! How about the magical land of Agrabah?

 

Riku: Oh, that's not bad.

 

Sora: Alright! Now I can introduce Riku and Kairi to Aladdin!

 

ExceptI'mputtingyouguysinthemiddleofthedesert.

 

All: What?!

 

SHAPLABLOOEY! (snaps fingers, teleports the three to Agrabah)

 

(SRK stand 50 feet above the desert of Agrabah)

 

Let's hope they have something soft to land on... ooh, I know! ... Nothing.

 

ALL: WHAT THE HE--

 

(They all fall to the ground)

 

All: --EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!

 

(SPLAT!)

 

Sora: Ow.

 

Whoops, I guess nothing was a bad choice.

 

Riku: Oh really now?! (stands up and straightens back)

 

Kairi: How much more of this do we have to take? (brushes sand off) It's only been five minutes and we've already been launched into the middle of nowhere.

 

Riku: See, this is why we should have backed out.

 

Sora: Whattaya mean? You agreed to this too.

 

Riku: I'm only agreed so I can make sure you two idiots don't get killed.

 

Kairi: Hey, we're not idiots!

 

Riku: Well, I don't know-- your track records speak for themselves.

 

(Watching this all unfold, not amused) Oh God... (sigh)

 

Sora: You're the one who turned evil, Riku!

 

Riku: I did it to save Kairi!

 

Kairi: And what a glorious job you did. By the way, if you can't tell, I'm being saracastic.

 

Riku: Oh, you can show emotions? That's a first.

 

Kairi: (Gasp) Hey!

 

(All three kids argue with each other)

 

... This is taking too long... SILENCE!!

 

(thunder crackle)

 

All: (stops arguing) ... 

 

Alright, maggots, listen up. We're burning daylight. Now then, KH13, this the part where you chip in and help with the story. I'm giving you three choices onto what these three are going to do next. Here they are:

 

Are they going to --

 

A} continue arguing like little bitches, leading to a hilarious duel,

 

B} go to Agrabah by me transporting them again (wink, wink) 

 

C} A random Heartless/random creature appears and SRK have to fight it.

 

Leave your choices below and we'll see what the outcome will be in one week's time.

 

Sora: Wait, what's the wink, wink thing for?

 

Riku: Are... are you coming onto us?

 

Kairi: Aren't you, like, 40, or something, cuz that's kinda weird...

 

.... I'm gonna enjoy torturing these numbskulls.

 

All: Huh?

 

BANANAS! VOTE NOW!

 

(throws down smoke bomb, dissapears)

 

-- END --

 

Alright, so there's that. I, uh, don't really have anything new to add, so just remember to vote for the next outcome. Allons-y.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Firaga Sensei

[Marth 338]

I'm voting for B.

[Gamerazor247 877]

B for b1tch

 

B)

[Guest]

 

So I have an new idea for a series. I've given this some thought and I really think we have some fun with this. I'm not really doing anything relevant with 5 Q's at the moment anyway, and until I get the extra stuff for that series done and can continue putting out new content for it, I might as well start something new, right?

 

Well, let's see where this takes us...

 

-- EPISODE 1: Fast Track To Failure

 

Hello, KH13. My name is Firaga Sensei. And say hello to my three friends, Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

 

Sora: Hi. 

 

Kairi: Hello. 

 

Riku: Hey.

 

Today is a great day for these three friends; they're going to embark on a great adventure, one that will be full of action, adventure... and unicorns.

 

Sora: Wait, what?

 

Well, that depends, actuallly, I mean, personally, I don't think unicorns would fit into this story. I'd rather see something like dragons or elves or even a giant marshmallow filled with cream chee--

 

Riku: Hey! What are you talking about?!

 

Wait, you guys can hear me?

 

Kairi: Of course we can hear you!

 

Hmm. That was quick. I thought I had the fourth wall reinforced... should have used steel instead of pillows, I guess.

 

Sora: Who are you exactly? We've never seen you before.

 

What do you mean you've never seen me?? We do 5 Questions togeth-- oh wait. I forgot about the memory wipe. Better just keep that to myself for now... probably shouldn't reveal anything else to them either.

 

Kairi: Memory what?

 

Riku: Alright, I need answers. Just what is going on?

 

Okay, okay, I'm going to level with you guys. You're about to be subjected to your greatest adventure yet, and I'm the guy that's going to narrate it all.

 

Sora: You're a narrator?

 

No shit, Sherlock, I just said that. (Sigh) Sharp as a tack, you are.

 

Riku: How come we need a narrator?

 

Because much like your lives in general, this adventure is going to be controlled by people you don't even know.

 

Kairi: Our lives are being controlled?

 

Sorta. Technically, you guys don't even exist.

 

All: WHAT?!

 

Sora: Okay, now you're just trying to mess with our minds!

 

Too late for that. I'm already in your mind.

 

Sora: What! No, you're not! (closes eyes, takes breath) I'll be safe here. He's not coming inside here...

 

(in Sora's mind) I'm in ya head, bitch!

 

Sora: AH! (eyes snap open)

 

Okay, enough formalities. I think you chuckleheads get the main jist of this now.

 

Sora: Well, uh, I guess...

 

Riku: Sora, you can't be seriously going along with this.

 

Kairi: I don't think we have a choice, Riku. We might as well.

 

Riku: You too, Kairi?

 

Sora: Let's just see what happens. It might be fun, who knows.

 

Riku: (sigh) ... fine. I'll play along. But if things get weird, I'll have something to say about it.

 

We'll see if you'll be able to say anything at all...

 

Riku: What?

 

TURTLES, now, the first thing we should get out of the way is the setting. Right now... there is no setting. You guys are basically just sitting in a big black room at the moment.

 

Sora: No, we're not. We're on our home world, Destiny Isl--

 

(snaps fingers, SRK are now in the big black room)

 

Sora: --or, not. Nevermind...

 

Now then, let's put you guys in a more "exciting" setting.

 

Kairi: I don't think I'm gonna like this...

 

Riku: Let me guess, it's gonna be something stupid.

 

Ooh, I know! How about the magical land of Agrabah?

 

Riku: Oh, that's not bad.

 

Sora: Alright! Now I can introduce Riku and Kairi to Aladdin!

 

ExceptI'mputtingyouguysinthemiddleofthedesert.

 

All: What?!

 

SHAPLABLOOEY! (snaps fingers, teleports the three to Agrabah)

 

(SRK stand 50 feet above the desert of Agrabah)

 

Let's hope they have something soft to land on... ooh, I know! ... Nothing.

 

ALL: WHAT THE HE--

 

(They all fall to the ground)

 

All: --EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL!

 

(SPLAT!)

 

Sora: Ow.

 

Whoops, I guess nothing was a bad choice.

 

Riku: Oh really now?! (stands up and straightens back)

 

Kairi: How much more of this do we have to take? (brushes sand off) It's only been five minutes and we've already been launched into the middle of nowhere.

 

Riku: See, this is why we should have backed out.

 

Sora: Whattaya mean? You agreed to this too.

 

Riku: I'm only agreed so I can make sure you two idiots don't get killed.

 

Kairi: Hey, we're not idiots!

 

Riku: Well, I don't know-- your track records speak for themselves.

 

(Watching this all unfold, not amused) Oh God... (sigh)

 

Sora: You're the one who turned evil, Riku!

 

Riku: I did it to save Kairi!

 

Kairi: And what a glorious job you did. By the way, if you can't tell, I'm being saracastic.

 

Riku: Oh, you can show emotions? That's a first.

 

Kairi: (Gasp) Hey!

 

(All three kids argue with each other)

 

... This is taking too long... SILENCE!!

 

(thunder crackle)

 

All: (stops arguing) ... 

 

Alright, maggots, listen up. We're burning daylight. Now then, KH13, this the part where you chip in and help with the story. I'm giving you three choices onto what these three are going to do next. Here they are:

 

Are they going to A) continue arguing like little bitches, leading to a hilarious duel, B) go to Agrabah by me transporting them again (wink, wink, or C) A random Heartless/random creature appears and SRK have to fight it. Leave your choices below and we'll see what the outcome will be in one week's time.

 

Sora: Wait, what's the wink, wink thing for?

 

Riku: Are... are you coming onto us?

 

Kairi: Aren't you, like, 40, or something, cuz that's kinda weird...

 

.... I'm gonna enjoy torturing these numbskulls.

 

All: Huh?

 

BANANAS! VOTE NOW! (throws down smoke bomb, dissapears)

 

-- END --

 

Alright, so there's that. I, uh, don't really have anything new to add, so just remember to vote for the next outcome. Allons-y.

 

Goin' A

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

I cracked up when I saw the title but I'm going with B! >

[Skai 3,961]

I'm going with B, my good sir!

[RikuFangirl2008 1,368]

Uh.... C? I don't know... 

[Shulk 8,623]

B. I can't believe I want to see them all get tortured... But whatever.

[Guest]

Aw man. I wanna see Riku get beat by Kairi.

[theultimatesorafan 684]

I go with A.

[Hazimie 1,595]

B,BABY!! 

[Firaga 5,947]

Back again for another installment of the craziest series this side of the nuthouse. We have our first user selected episode. ^^ Let's get right to it:

 

-- EPISODE 2:  It Just Keeps Getting Worse

 

Back again, folks, and here we are with another installment of Kingdom Hearts: The Bullshit Chronicles.

 

Riku: Can we please get this over with? I want to know when my dignity is taken from me.

 

You'll get more than your dignity taken away if you don't shut up!

 

Riku: What...?

 

Sora: I think he means your hair.

 

Oh-ho, no I don't.

 

Sora; His pants?

 

Uh, closer, but no. Anyways, let's just get this crazy train a-rollin'. The votes are in, and the choice from last episode is "B". So now, you guys better get ready.

 

All: Oh no.

 

Oh yes.

 

All: Oh no.

 

Oh yes.

 

All: Oh no.

 

Oh yes.

 

All: No...

 

Yes...

 

All: No!

 

Yes!

 

All: No!

 

Ye--okay, maybe not.

 

All: Yes!

 

Yes? Okay!

 

All: Wait, no! NOO---!

 

RAZZAMAFOO!

 

(Magic Carpet appears, scoops up SRK and carries them to Agrabah)

 

Sora: Hey, Carpet! It's been a while!

 

Carpet: (thinking) Why does this dumbass think I can talk? I'm a fricking carpet, for Christ's sake!

 

Kairi: Wow, this is so fun!

 

Riku: I think I'm gonna be sick!

 

Sora: Aw, what, is the big bad Riku getting scared?

 

(Gets close to entrance of Agrabah)

 

Sora: Okay, Carpet, just set us down right here!

 

No, Carpet. Keep moving.

 

Carpet: As you command master.

 

Riku: The carpet just talked.

 

Kairi: Yeah, it did!

 

Oh crap, abort mission, abort mission!

 

Carpet: Run, motherf**kers!

 

(bucks SRK off, causing them to fly forward in the air while he runs away)

 

All: AHHHH!!~

 

(SRK faceplant into a building, sticking to the wall)

 

Sora: (muffled) That... could have gone better than I had hoped...

 

Riku: (muffled) Once again... YA THINK?!

 

Kairi: (muffled) Owie...

 

(SRK peel off the building)

 

Sora: Whoa!

 

(Sora lands on his feet)

 

Sora: Whew, that was close.

 

Kairi: Sora! (Kairi falls near Sora)

 

(Kairi lands in Sora's arms, bridal style)

 

Kairi: Uh, hee-hee. Thanks. (blushes)

 

Sora: (blushes back) Anytime.

 

(Riku yells and lands head first, his body engulfed in sand while his legs swing out at the top)

 

Sora and Kairi: Ooh... that's gonna leave a mark.

 

Riku: (muffled screaming)

 

Aw, Riku's not having fun, now is he?

 

(Riku frees himself and dusts sand off) 

 

Riku: Okay, I am about 65% done with this horse poop!

 

(Sora sets Kairi down)

 

Kairi: Why only 65%?

 

Riku: Because... well... that was fun.

 

Ha! I knew it!

 

Riku: (grumbles)

 

Okay, ladies and gents, we have our heroes in yet another new location. What wonders will they encounter in this--

 

(shot of Agrabah being a desolate (as always) ghost town)

 

--uh... wondorous, exciting world... heh, I, uh, might have to rethink this decision...

 

Riku: Narrator's right. This place is boring.

 

Kairi: Yeah, I have to agree.

 

Sora: Aw, come on, guys, you haven't seen the cool stuff yet! Just wait until you meet Aladdin and Jasmine!

 

Riku: Who are they?

Sora: Jasmine is the princess of this place, and Aladdin is her friend. When I was out looking for you guys, I visited this world and met both of them. Twice, too.

 

Kairi: Ooh, a princess? That sounds cool. So where do Aladdin and Jasmine live?

 

Sora: They live over there.

 

(points at open gate to Palace)

 

Sora: Right in that--

 

(Gate suddenly closes)

 

Sora: --... closed gate... Uh, what happened?

 

Riku: I don't know, but something's wrong. (sniffs the air) I smell darkness.

 

Kairi: Darkness? You mean Heartless?

 

Sora: Or worse. Jafar might be back again.

 

Kairi: Who's Jafar.

 

Sora: Jafar is an evil wizard that wants to take Jasmine's place as ruler of Agrabah. He's already done it once, and he tried to do it again. And both times, he tried to become all powerful by becoming a giant genie!

 

Riku: Jafar... I remember him. One of Maleficant's cronies. He's bad news all right.

 

Kairi: Well, we better watch then.

 

Sora: Yeah. He could be back any second... (looks around) ... Alright guys, here's what we do. We're gonna find Aladdin and Jasmine. They might know what's going on here.

 

Riku and Kairi: Right.

 

Sora: Now then, where could they be?

 

Ah, ah, ah, before you go on your little escapade, kiddies, I'm going to give you a gift...)

 

Sora: A gift? Cool! What it is, what it is?

 

(low rumbling, Riku and Kairi's mouths fall open in shock)

 

Sora: Huh? What's wrong guys? ... (feels rumbling, turns around, mouth also falls open)

 

All: You got to be shittin' me...

 

(big roar)

 

Riku: Dammit, Firaga! (summons Way To The Dawn)

 

Kairi: (summons Destiny's Embrace)

 

Sora: (summons Kingdom Key, stares down my present) Something tells me this gift isn't returnable...

 

Oh no! It looks like the SRK trio is cruisin' for a bruisin' with my special suprise present! The question is, what exactly is this beast? A Heartless? A Nobody? Some other monster that I made up while reading bad fanfiction on the internet?! Well, the choice is yours!

 

What will SRK fight in the next episode?

 

A} A gigantic fusion of a Darkside and a Twilight Form

 

B} The strongest Dragon from the Skyrim series

 

C} What came out the last time Riku ate enchiladas for dinner

 

Riku: Seriously?! Sora's the one that laced them with too much hot sauce!

 

Sora: Guilty. Heh-heh! (smiles big to the camera)

 

Relax, I'm just joking.

 

C} Godzilla with the powers of Human Torch, Spider-Man, and Iceman

 

Kairi: That one's not really an improvement...

 

VOTE NOW, PUSSYWILLOWS!!

 

(snaps fingers, disperses in a shroud of sparks)

 

-- END --

 

Whoo, I was on fire when I wrote this one. No pun intended. lol Anyways, enjoy the newest episode and remember to vote!

Edited August 22, 2013 by Firaga Sensei

[Guest]

Back again for another installment of the craziest series this side of the nuthouse. We have our first user selected episode. ^^ Let's get right to it:

 

-- EPISODE 2:  It Just Keeps Getting Worse

 

Back again, folks, and here we are with another installment of Kingdom Hearts: The Bullshit Chronicles.

 

Riku: Can we please get this over with? I want to know when my dignity is taken from me.

 

You'll get more than your dignity taken away if you don't shut up!

 

Riku: What...?

 

Sora: I think he means your hair.

 

Oh-ho, no I don't.

 

Sora; His pants?

 

Uh, closer, but no. Anyways, let's just get this crazy train a-rollin'. The votes are in, and the choice from last episode is "B". So now, you guys better get ready.

 

All: Oh no.

 

Oh yes.

 

All: Oh no.

 

Oh yes.

 

All: Oh no.

 

Oh yes.

 

All: No...

 

Yes...

 

All: No!

 

Yes!

 

All: No!

 

Ye--okay, maybe not.

 

All: Yes!

 

Yes? Okay!

 

All: Wait, no! NOO---!

 

RAZZAMAFOO!

 

(Magic Carpet appears, scoops up SRK and carries them to Agrabah)

 

Sora: Hey, Carpet! It's been a while!

 

Carpet: (thinking) Why does this dumbass think I can talk? I'm a fricking carpet, for Christ's sake!

 

Kairi: Wow, this is so fun!

 

Riku: I think I'm gonna be sick!

 

Sora: Aw, what, is the big bad Riku getting scared?

 

(Gets close to entrance of Agrabah)

 

Sora: Okay, Carpet, just set us down right here!

 

No, Carpet. Keep moving.

 

Carpet: As you command master.

 

Riku: The carpet just talked.

 

Kairi: Yeah, it did!

 

Oh crap, abort mission, abort mission!

 

Carpet: Run, motherf**kers!

 

(bucks SRK off, causing them to fly forward in the air while he runs away)

 

All: AHHHH!!~

 

(SRK faceplant into a building, sticking to the wall)

 

Sora: (muffled) That... could have gone better than I had hoped...

 

Riku: (muffled) Once again... YA THINK?!

 

Kairi: (muffled) Owie...

 

(SRK peel off the building)

 

Sora: Whoa!

 

(Sora lands on his feet)

 

Sora: Whew, that was close.

 

Kairi: Sora! (Kairi falls near Sora)

 

(Kairi lands in Sora's arms, bridal style)

 

Kairi: Uh, hee-hee. Thanks. (blushes)

 

Sora: (blushes back) Anytime.

 

(Riku yells and lands head first, his body engulfed in sand while his legs swing out at the top)

 

Sora and Kairi: Ooh... that's gonna leave a mark.

 

Riku: (muffled screaming)

 

Aw, Riku's not having fun, now is he?

 

(Riku frees himself and dusts sand off) 

 

Riku: Okay, I am about 65% done with this horse poop!

 

(Sora sets Kairi down)

 

Kairi: Why only 65%?

 

Riku: Because... well... that was fun.

 

Ha! I knew it!

 

Riku: (grumbles)

 

Okay, ladies and gents, we have our heroes in yet another new location. What wonders will they encounter in this--

 

(shot of Agrabah being a desolate (as always) ghost town)

 

--uh... wondorous, exciting world... heh, I, uh, might have to rethink this decision...

 

Riku: Narrator's right. This place is boring.

 

Kairi: Yeah, I have to agree.

 

Sora: Aw, come on, guys, you haven't seen the cool stuff yet! Just wait until you meet Aladdin and Jasmine!

 

Riku: Who are they?

 

Sora: Jasmine is the princess of this place, and Aladdin is her friend. When I was out looking for you guys, I visited this world and met both of them. Twice, too.

 

Kairi: Ooh, a princess? That sounds cool. So where do Aladdin and Jasmine live?

 

Sora: They live over there.

 

(points at open gate to Palace)

 

Sora: Right in that--

 

(Gate suddenly closes)

 

Sora: --... closed gate... Uh, what happened?

 

Riku: I don't know, but something's wrong. (sniffs the air) I smell darkness.

 

Kairi: Darkness? You mean Heartless?

 

Sora: Or worse. Jafar might be back again.

 

Kairi: Who's Jafar.

 

Sora: Jafar is an evil wizard that wants to take Jasmine's place as ruler of Agrabah. He's already done it once, and he tried to do it again. And both times, he tried to become all powerful by becoming a giant genie!

 

Riku: Jafar... I remember him. One of Maleficant's cronies. He's bad news all right.

 

Kairi: Well, we better watch then.

 

Sora: Yeah. He could be back any second... (looks around) ... Alright guys, here's what we do. We're gonna find Aladdin and Jasmine. They might know what's going on here.

 

Riku and Kairi: Right.

 

Sora: Now then, where could they be?

 

Ah, ah, ah, before you go on your little escapade, kiddies, I'm going to give you a gift...)

 

Sora: A gift? Cool! What it is, what it is?

 

(low rumbling, Riku and Kairi's mouths fall open in shock)

 

Sora: Huh? What's wrong guys? ... (feels rumbling, turns around, mouth also falls open)

 

All: You got to be shittin' me...

 

(big roar)

 

Riku: Dammit, Firaga! (summons Way To The Dawn)

 

Kairi: (summons Destiny's Embrace)

 

Sora: (summons Kingdom Key, stares down my present) Something tells me this gift isn't returnable...

 

Oh no! It looks like the SRK trio is cruisin' for a bruisin' with my special suprise present! The question is, what exactly is this beast? A Heartless? A Nobody? Some other monster that I made up while reading bad fanfiction on the internet?! Well, the choice is yours!

 

What will SRK fight in the next episode?

 

A} A gigantic fusion of a Darkside and a Twilight Form

 

B} The strongest Dragon from the Skyrim series

 

C} What came out the last time Riku ate enchiladas for dinner

 

Riku: Seriously?! Sora's the one that laced them with too much hot sauce!

 

Sora: Guilty. Heh-heh! (smiles big to the camera)

 

Relax, I'm just joking.

 

C} Godzilla with the powers of Human Torch, Spider-Man, and Iceman

 

Kairi: That one's not really an improvement...

 

VOTE NOW, PUSSYWILLOWS!!

 

(snaps fingers, disperses in a shroud of sparks)

 

-- END --

 

Whoo, I was on fire when I wrote this one. No pun intended. lol Anyways, enjoy the newest episode and remember to vote!

I say C.

[Reyn 1,755]

I CHOOSE C, GODZILLA.

[KHLegendIII 709]

I vote C.

[Hazimie 1,595]

C for the win! 

[Skai 3,961]

A, but it's likely my vote no longer matters.

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

A, definitely

[Shulk 8,623]

Could I vote for Riku's enchilada issues? I was looking forward to that one...

[Guest]

Could I vote for Riku's enchilada issues? I was looking forward to that one...

EEEEEEEW BLACKSTARRRR.

[Shulk 8,623]

EEEEEEEW BLACKSTARRRR.

What, can't a guy be curious...?

[Guest]

What, can't a guy be curious...?

About another guy's intestinal problems? No, no you can't!

[Shulk 8,623]

About another guy's intestinal problems? No, no you can't!

I thought it was some kind of weird monster thing, and it was being compared to Riku's bowels. ._. It's also fun to torture Riku... D:

[Guest]

I thought it was some kind of weird monster thing, and it was being compared to Riku's bowels. ._. It's also fun to torture Riku... D:

Ew.

[Marth 338]

I shall go with C. they must suffer forever.