The Xehanort's Guide to Being a Better Xehanort

[Grotesquery 603]

Required Reading for All Members of the True Organization XIII.

 

1. From this point onward, all attempts to possess small children will be ceased. Because for some odd reason; they seem to be less susceptible to evil than grown men. Oh well, probably just an unfortunate coincidence.

 

2. Never turn into a giant Xehanort monster for any reason whatsoever. As we have observed before, it doesn't seem to help much.

 

3. Always assume that time travel should be involved. In fact, you would be a fool for ever thinking otherwise.

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4. If you ever happen to be writing a book report on darkness, be sure to present it to the group once finished. If it meets their rigorous standards, it will be prestigiously torn into pieces and scattered throughout the worlds in as obscure a way as possible. For intellectual purposes.

 

5. When in the process of devising any kind of plan, be sure to present it to the most accomplished scholars in the known universe. If they cannot understand it, then the plan should be chosen immediately. Brownie points will also be given if Darkness, X, or the number 13 are included in any way.

 

6. Make sure to limit the number of evil minions utilized as much as possible. After all, it’s hard to trust anyone who’s not Xehanort.

 

7. Above all, never present a woman as a potential member for the Organization ever again.Seriously, female Xehanorts just don’t work.

 

8. If, for some reason, at any point whilst fighting a random youngster guppy, they begin glowing or ranting on about the power of

friendship, it is advised for all members to flee as soon as possible. Nobody stands a chance anymore anyways.

 

9. Finally, it is advised that you, as well as the entire group, cut down on usage of the number thirteen. While it is understandable that the urge is growing ever harder to suppress, habits such as deliberately lengthening all bulleted lists to thirteen and adding a thirteenth hour to the break room clock, probably aren't very healthy.

[Marth 338]

Omg this is so true!

[Shulk 8,623]

Thank you Xehanort, you have furthered my efforts of being a Xehanort.

[Skai 3,961]

10. Add another rule.

 

11. One more.

 

12. There we go.

 

13. Now Xehanort approves.

[harp note 27]

I like this guide.

[Grotesquery 603]

10. Add another rule.

 

11. One more.

 

12. There we go.

 

13. Now Xehanort approves.

 

I'm inclined to believe you didn't read point number 9.

[Skai 3,961]

I'm inclined to believe you didn't read point number 9.

I did.  13 is always a thing.

[xoblivionx13 1,133]

My life is now complete. I can truly become a better Xehanort.

[Anonn0000 3,525]

Darkness darkness darkness...

 

xDDDD