Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 Well, what the hell am I suppose to do with all these damn lemons?!...God damn it.Even DANIEL hopped on the ship train.On one hand, I'm flattered that they believe that I could land a human being. Let alone someone like Yuffie.On the other hand, I must now put a chest burster in Daniel and kill him. Because that is what you get if you ship it.On the other hand, he is my best artist...But then again, I'm a Xenomorph. Why the hell do I care?Test successful. You are completely immune to sadness. Now we shall make you play all sad games ever on the Internet for fame and fortune. You've never placed a chest burster in the rest of us. And you can't put one in me since I introduced you to Xenoblade. You owe me for that one. (PS I'll be posting later, sorry everyone but essay) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 You've never placed a chest burster in the rest of us. And you can't put one in me since I introduced you to Xenoblade. You owe me for that one. (PS I'll be posting later, sorry everyone but essay) I already did, m8 You didn't know I did Nopon Hugs are warm, aren't they..? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) whats this talk about chestbursters? just in case, im keeping my distance... Edited February 8, 2015 by Scrapmaster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 whats this talk about chestbursters? just in case, im keeping my distance... Too late, Scrap... You've been chosen... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 I already did, m8 You didn't know I did Nopon Hugs are warm, aren't they..? Well, you forgot one thing (XENOBLADE CHRONICLES SPOILERS) I'm already dead. whats this talk about chestbursters? just in case, im keeping my distance... Riki is a Xenomorph and breeds by planting eggs in others, usually the people who ship him with Yuffie. It's totally worth it, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Well, you forgot one thing (XENOBLADE CHRONICLES SPOILERS) I'm already dead. Riki is a Xenomorph and breeds by planting eggs in others, usually the people who ship him with Yuffie. It's totally worth it, though. You're not here, not anymore! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 You're not here, not anymore! I am right here, Riki. I don't know what you mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted February 8, 2015 Riki is a Xenomorph and breeds by planting eggs in others, usually the people who ship him with Yuffie. It's totally worth it, though. I didn't ship him with anyone :blink: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Too late, Scrap... You've been chosen... Aww crap... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 I am right here, Riki. I don't know what you mean. (I'm referencing a scene involving the spoiler, but it's so vague that the spoiler doesn't exist in it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 (I'm referencing a scene involving the spoiler, but it's so vague that the spoiler doesn't exist in it) (Oh oops ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 I didn't ship him with anyone :blink: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Aww crap... I chose you because you have a hidden potential. A Xenomorph of you would be exelent. Like one of Monado Boy over there. A Xenomorph capable of wielding the Monado. Let it sink in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted February 8, 2015 I chose you because you have a hidden potential. A Xenomorph of you would be exelent. Like one of Monado Boy over there. A Xenomorph capable of wielding the Monado. Let it sink in. oh jesus... wait...hidden potential? me?! I only have darkness power dammit!....ooh wait...aww crap... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 I chose you because you have a hidden potential. A Xenomorph of you would be exelent. Like one of Monado Boy over there. A Xenomorph capable of wielding the Monado. Let it sink in. Wait, if I stabbed myself with the Monado, wouldn't it kill the Xenomorph but not me? *Stabs stomach with the shackled Monado so it doesn't affect a Homs, but kills the Xenomorph inside me* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 oh jesus... wait...hidden potential? me?! I only have darkness power dammit!....ooh wait...aww crap... Wait, if I stabbed myself with the Monado, wouldn't it kill the Xenomorph but not me? *Stabs stomach with the shackled Monado so it doesn't affect a Homs, but kills the Xenomorph inside me* No, Xenomorphs take on the characteristics of the being they are born from. I.E., Humans, Homs, Nopon, ect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Wait, if I stabbed myself with the Monado, wouldn't it kill the Xenomorph but not me? *Stabs stomach with the shackled Monado so it doesn't affect a Homs, but kills the Xenomorph inside me* hmmm....*stabs himself with his own sword made of darkness in order to kill the xenomorph* yes its dead! *dies as well* fuuuu... *Ressurects an hour later without any xenomorph inside of him* Lets just hope that worked, I don't wanna do that again. Edited February 8, 2015 by Scrapmaster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 No, Xenomorphs take on the characteristics of the being they are born from. I.E., Humans, Homs, Nopon, ect. .. Crap nevermind that plan then. I can change the future, though, Riki! I'll stop it soon enough! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 .. Crap nevermind that plan then. I can change the future, though, Riki! I'll stop it soon enough! You could put it in a (Spoiler for Xenoblade) Machina with their tecnology. But that would be worse Much worse. Because immunity to most regular weapons. hmmm....*stabs himself with his own sword made of darkness in order to kill the xenomorph* yes its dead! *dies as well* fuuuu... *Ressurects an hour later without any xenomorph inside of him* Lets just hope that worked, I don't wanna do that again. Last human that tried that only accelerated the effect. Muwahaahahah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted February 8, 2015 You could put it in a (Spoiler for Xenoblade) Machina with their tecnology. But that would be worse Much worse. Because immunity to most regular weapons. But the Monado. Or Machina/Anti-Mechon weapons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Last human that tried that only accelerated the effect. Muwahaahahah. How the hell does stabbing one's self in order to remove a parasite thats inside of you, AND ressurecting later due to the fact that you're cursed without being able to die but feel the pain every time you die accelerate the effect?! what the hell is this witchcraft?! this doesn't make any sense?!...aww crap... Welp, we're doomed an immortal xenomorph that will respawn every time it dies will pop out, but that also means I WILL come back as well! WITHOUT the xenomorph inside me since my body is pretty much reconstructed from scratch every time I die, to the status it was before whatever made me die/kill myself happened Edited February 8, 2015 by Scrapmaster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 But the Monado. Or Machina/Anti-Mechon weapons. the Xenomorph is an Apex Preditor, carrying all it's valuable traits from it's host. It's already incredibly close to immune to everything, imagine adding in Riki's abilities and then a Machina. Nearly impossible to kill. Also, super creepy yet goofy and adorable at the same time Xenomorph would be hilarious. How the hell does stabbing one's self in order to remove a parasite thats inside of you, AND ressurecting later due to the fact that you're cursed without being able to die but feel the pain every time you die?! this doesn't make any sense?!...aww crap... Welp, we're doomed an immortal xenomorph that will respawn every time it dies will pop out, but that also means I WILL come back as well! WITHOUT the xenomorph inside me since my body is pretty much reconstructed from scratch every time I die, to the status it was before whatever made me die/kill myself happened Well, more or less, Xenomorphs take on the characteristics of whatever they previously used as a host. Considering that I'm Riki, from a game known as Xenoblade, which has incredibly high HP, a single stab wouldn't be enough to kill it. After it's born, however, you could just revive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrapmaster 1,731 Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) the Xenomorph is an Apex Preditor, carrying all it's valuable traits from it's host. It's already incredibly close to immune to everything, imagine adding in Riki's abilities and then a Machina. Nearly impossible to kill. Also, super creepy yet goofy and adorable at the same time Xenomorph would be hilarious. Well, more or less, Xenomorphs take on the characteristics of whatever they previously used as a host. Considering that I'm Riki, from a game known as Xenoblade, which has incredibly high HP, a single stab wouldn't be enough to kill it. After it's born, however, you could just revive. Well I'l be free either way which is good! i'l just need to adapt myself with my ADP points in order to buy the anti chestburster upgrade yeah im adapting and increasing in power every battle (and death as a result sometimes), I can adapt out of it! but still if the xenomorph will take my characteristics IT WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DIE AS WELL!? aww crap Edited February 8, 2015 by Scrapmaster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted February 8, 2015 I wasn't expecting this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 I wasn't expecting this. Nor were you expecting the chest burster that you have inside you... Wait... I can hear it... ...Hello... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimus Grid 546 Posted February 8, 2015 Inside an autonomous, robotic program? Dang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 8, 2015 Inside an autonomous, robotic program? Dang. Even the computer is not safe from my kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
