Xiro 3,468 Posted August 11, 2013 Who said we can't have both/ Fine. Pedo-Hitler-Stache Man will be the first, and Death will be the second. And Gordon Ramsay will be the third. 2 Skai and XxBlossomingNobodyxX reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 11, 2013 Fine. Pedo-Hitler-Stache Man will be the first, and Death will be the second. And Gordon Ramsay will be the third. Wait! I meant Death will have the Hittler-stachepedostachfusion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 11, 2013 Wait! I meant Death will have the Hittler-stachepedostachfusion Hmm... I don't think the stache would work for him 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 11, 2013 Hmm... I don't think the stache would work for him No, it would be fabooooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 11, 2013 No, it would be fabooooooo! Well, Sky is the writer. If he thinks it'll work, then he'll do it 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted August 11, 2013 (edited) Well I have a tall order to fill... Give me a couple posts or so to get all of them done. >;o Where are the ninjas? We need to put our bacon swords to good use. Also, if NeverBetter can turn into a powerhouse, can he turn into an ATM as well, since he's the "moneysource"? PLAY The six walk through the yellow brick road and reach an ominous looking forest. SKYGuys, you are firetrucking stupid if you want to go in there.. BITLet's go in there. Sky facepalms. OBLIVION Oh, come on, Sky! It won't hurt. XIRODon't worry about it, we have bacon swords!NEOSI just wanna reach those ponies already... BIT You wuss, just go in!SKYWe have bacon swords... NEVERBETTERDon't worry, if we have any trouble, we can just withdraw money from me! NeverBetter turns into an atm. Everyone laughs once again as Bit pushes Sky in. Everyone enters the dark, dark forest. Everyone points there bacon swords out. NEOSOh look a pony! Neos spots a silhouette strangely reminiscent of a horse. Everyone also spots it and approaches it. Sky is hesitant. SKY (sticking out hand)Guys... XIROChill. Suddenly the silhouette expands to over fifty, now making it clear they are people. OBLIVIONIt's an ambush. Everyone jumps into a circle, facing out. XIRONinjas? Of course I can, I shoot friggin ninja stars made of dollar bills! Also, I can shoot thunderbolts. Also, I say we have the first boss be a man with a hittler stache and a pedo stache mixed together A battle ensues. NeverBetter throws dollar shurikens that cast thunder spells upon impact. Neos takes NeverBetter's unused Bacon sword and starts hacking away at everyone. Xiro conveniently has a shield on his back and the rest of Link's gear. He uses his bow and arrow to fight. Oblivion ironically has an the Oathkeeper and fights dual wielding that and a bacon sword. Sky eats the bacon sword and fights with a plain sword. Bit uses his Kuriboh powers implement his death by cuteness technique. The ninjas lose. NEOS (wiping off sweat)Phew. That was awesome! BITPretty much. NEVERBETTER I totally owned, man! SKYWhatever, let's keep going. XIROYeah. OBLIVION Alright, I'll watch the rear. Someone get left and right. Neos watches the right side. Xiro takes left. Sky and NeverBetter look forward. Bit begins to eat the rest of the bacon swords. Sky looks back. SKYDid-Did you just eat our delicious weapons?BITYeah, they're useless anyways. NEOS (making a disappointed face) I was kicking butt with them. XIROJust use your guns, Neos. Neos looks inside his sleeves to find two dual guns. NEVERBETTERHow convenient... The group of unlikely heroes reach a large door. Okay, who will the first boss behind that door be? PAUSE Edited August 23, 2013 by Jaune Arc 3 Xiro, bit and Taeyeon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 11, 2013 Well I have a tall order to fill... Give me a couple posts or so to get all of them done. >;o The six walk through the yellow brick road and reach an ominous looking forest. SKYGuys, you are firetrucking stupid if you want to go in there.. BITLet's go in there. Sky facepalms. OBLIVION Oh, come on, Sky! It won't hurt. XIRODon't worry about it, we have bacon swords!NEOSI just wanna reach those ponies already... BIT You wuss, just go in!SKYWe have bacon swords... NEVERBETTERDon't worry, if we have any trouble, we can just withdraw money from me! NeverBetter turns into a an atm. Everyone laughs once again as Bit pushes Sky in. Everyone enters the dark, dark forest. Everyone points there bacon swords out. NEOSOh look a pony! Neos spots a silhouette strangely reminiscent of a horse. Everyone also spots it and approaches it. Sky is hesitant. SKY (sticking out hand)Guys... XIROChill. Suddenly the silhouette expands to over fifty, now making it clear they are people. OBLIVIONIt's an ambush. Everyone jumps into a circle, facing out. XIRONinjas? A battle ensues. NeverBetter throw dollar shurikens that cast thunder spells upon impact. Neos takes NeverBetter's unused Bacon sword and starts hacking away at everyone. Xiro conveniently has a shield on his back and the rest of Link's gear. He uses his bow and arrow to fight. Oblivion ironically has an the Oathkeeper and fights dual wielding that and a bacon sword. Sky eats the bacon sword and fights with a plain sword. Bit uses his Kuriboh powers implement his death by cuteness technique. The ninjas lose. NEOS (wiping off sweat)Phew. That was awesome! BITPretty much. NEVERBETTER I totally owned, man! SKYWhatever, let's keep going. XIROYeah. OBLIVION Alright, I'll watch the rear. Someone get left and right. Neos watches the right side. Xiro takes left. Sky and NeverBetter look forward. Bit begins to eat the rest of the bacon swords. Sky looks back. SKYDid-Did you just eat our delicious weapons?BITYeah, they're useless anyways. NEOS (making a disappointed face) I was kicking butt with them. XIROJust use your guns, Neos. Neos looks inside his sleeves to find two dual guns. NEVERBETTERHow convenient... The group of unlikely heroes reach a large door. Okay, who will the first boss behind that door be?Like we decided earlier... Death, but he has a hittlersache pedostachemix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) Like we decided earlier... Death, but he has a hittlersache pedostachemix. PLAY The group open the large door, to find a smaller door and another after that. The list keeps going until they finally open a normal sized door. They enter. BITWell that was a waste of time to open. NEVERBETTERYeah... DEATHYou have come for your demise. Everyone looks backwards as they see a dark figure in the bright light. The door behind the figure closes as each subsequent one closes after. OBLIVIONIt's dark in here. XIROWait up. Xiro lights a bomb and everyone looks at Death. He bears a mustache that looks like a mix of Hitler and one of a pedophile. Everyone begins to laugh, all falling to the floor. DEATHHey! What are you laughing at? NEOSHere! Neos hands Death a mirror, conveniently placed in his pocket for some reason. I don't know, shut up. Death grabs it and looks at himself. He begins to laugh hysterically and also falls to the ground. The bomb's fuse continues to deplete as Sky and Xiro notice. SKY (whispering)Guys, we should go. XIRO (whispering) Yeah. Everyone slowly walks into the dark room as the bomb explodes and Death is no longer heard laughing. They enter an even darker corridor where they hear footsteps. Whose footsteps are these? A newcomer or another enemy? PAUSE Edited August 23, 2013 by Jaune Arc 2 Taeyeon and Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 14, 2013 Next time: A wild Gordon Ramsay appeared! 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted August 14, 2013 I see you've followed the topic, Crashrobot sir, will you be joining our crusade? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 14, 2013 Gordon Ramsay's theme of some sort 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted August 14, 2013 Put me in this shiznet 2 XxBlossomingNobodyxX and Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted August 14, 2013 Start adding me to the story soon. And make me fangirl over riku, espesally my plush doll of him. a lot. Its funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 14, 2013 And so our merry band of adventurers grows once more... 2 Sora and Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) http://youtu.be/vj7Pai8WlHA Gordon Ramsay's theme of some sort PLAY For the sake of music, I will be using spoiler tabs in this post. Yes, the narrator talks to thee. http://youtu.be/vj7Pai8WlHA&autoplay=1 Xiro attempts to light another bomb, when Sky stops him. SKYIdiot! We can just have Oblivion use Fire. (turns to Oblivion)Please?OBLIVIONOkies. Oblivion summons the Oathkeeper and uses a small fire spell on the tip of her Keyblade and maintains it. They see a figure in the distance. Everyone squints. BITIs that- NEVERBETTER-Gordon- XIRO-RAMSAY!NEOS (surprised)What?!? GORDON RAMSAYNone of you shall pass until one of you can properly cook me a meal. NEOSNOOOOO! SKYWell then, we'll be stuck here forever..... XIROWhat Sky said. BITYeah. Intermission. Go eat some cake or something. Drink tea. End of Intermission. Yeah, it's a 3 second intermission, deal with it ya douche. Put me in this shiznet http://youtu.be/yeWOk9WBLP4&autoplay=1 More footsteps are heard. Oblivion points her Keyblade towards the sound to find none other than friend whore himself, Sora. SORA (chewing on something to look cool) Did someone say chef? XIROSora!SKYWe missed your face! NEOS (glomping Sora)Sora! GORDON RAMSAYOkay chefs, make me something delicious. Everyone goes to the kitchen and begins to prepare food. First Oblivion. GORDON RAMSAY Thes crabs are so uncooked, GIVE THEM BACK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND! OBLIVIONBut I'm a gir- GORDON RAMSAYDOESN'T MATTER! One by one, everyone disappoints Gordon Ramsay. His disapproval only sustains their enjoyment as they laugh at his meme based responses. And the last one remaining is Sora. SORA (smiling) Here ya go, chef! GORDON RAMSAYThis dinner was amazing, WHEN YOUR MOM MADE IT FOR YOU TWO YEARS AGO! IT'S ROTTEN NOW! Everyone cracks up, but all have failed. GORDON RAMSAYNone of you can move on. Who will save the day? Will our heroes be able to cook food that pleases Gordon? Stay tuned! PAUSE Edited August 23, 2013 by Jaune Arc 3 bit, Sora and Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xiro 3,468 Posted August 14, 2013 Gordon is harder to beat than Young Xehanort on Critical Level 1 with no damage, no commands, and no Flowmotion. 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora 2,184 Posted August 14, 2013 Gordon is harder to beat than Young Xehanort on Critical Level 1 with no damage, no commands, and no Flowmotion.With no hands and blindfolded 2 Skai and Xiro reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted August 14, 2013 Dawnstar2004: RIKU RIKU RIKU let me kiss your chest you bad boy... Riku: Urrrrrr....D: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted August 14, 2013 Dawnstar2004: RIKU RIKU RIKU let me kiss your chest you bad boy... Riku: Urrrrrr....D: Haha I will add you and Riku soon enough, give me some time. 1 Anonn0000 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted August 14, 2013 Haha I will add you and Riku soon enough, give me some time. Yay thanks *will be the laughing stalk of the whole story but i'm fine with that * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 I say no one can turn down a slice of pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted August 14, 2013 I say no one can turn down a slice of pizza. I don't like pizza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 I don't like pizza Blarg. Have you ever had a cheeseless pizza from one of Vegas' ovens? Pizza here is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted August 14, 2013 I just don't like pizza or the memories it accociates with (aka memories of my dad...). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taeyeon 1,137 Posted August 14, 2013 Ahaha... Use your gun Neo's... 1 Skai reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
