Sorage and Rebellexa plan the Baby Shower that Never Was

[Rebellexa 0]

(Sorry Trish, I promise we'll plan it )

 

Me and Squishie were oh so terrible bored. So I had an idea...

(Warning, it's long. But worth it. Enjoy!)

 

Rebellexa: Hey! I thought of something you could do

Sorage55: i'm listening....

Rebellexa: Me and Trish have been meaning to plan something for weeks now

Rebellexa: And you can help us do it tonight

Sorage55: O_o

Rebellexa: You're going to it regardless, might as well put in some input

Sorage55: and so what is it that was being planned for weeks?

Rebellexa: The Baby Shower that Never Was

Sorage55: O_O

Sorage55: WTF?

Sorage55: oh wait......now I remember....-.-'

Rebellexa: ^^

Rebellexa: So, where should we start?

Sorage55: uhhhh idk.....

Rebellexa: >D

Rebellexa: I think it would primarily be mine, since poor Trish and Pao have been producing offspring with so many people no one can keep up

Sorage55: I guess so.

Rebellexa: And some how, defying the laws of physical science, I have managed to remain pregnant in the time it took them to produce 50+ offspring...

Sorage55: yes...i've wondered why they baby isn't ut then yet.

Rebellexa: Because I like it like this. >D That's why

Sorage55: I belive there's an ancient Cherokee tea that can be made, used for speedy childbirths.

Rebellexa: Then they're probably using that

Rebellexa: Either that or they're all part rabbit.

Sorage55: THEY STOLE MY RECEPIES!!! T_T

Sorage55: In Cherokee Indian mythology, the rabbit is the trickster.

Sorage55: Or a gambler of sorts

Rebellexa: XDDDDDD

Sorage55: always playing his way out of a deathly situation

Rebellexa: *coughLuxy'sabunnycoughcough*

Rebellexa: Anywho, you have an option. Plan the Shower or....

Sorage55: or...

Rebellexa: Go baby shopping with me again >D

Sorage55: Well the rabbit isn't much of a gambler THAT way, but there's another guy in Cherokee Mythology called Untsaiyi (The Gambler) He's a shape-shifter, a gambler and he's made of bronze and best friends with beavers....don't ask....

Rebellexa: I won't...

Rebellexa: So what's your choice? >D

Sorage55: Oh, actually he's made of Brass, not bronze

Sorage55: *facedesk* uhhhhhhhhh I guess we'll plan the shower.

Rebellexa: You're trying to avoid it, aren't you?

Rebellexa: I'm a Zexy fangirl, I'm immune to manipulation of the mind

Sorage55: crap -.-'

Rebellexa: ^^

Sorage55: Then lety's plan the bloody shoer, I can't stand another shoppping trip...and neither can my wallet....

Sorage55: (typos -.-')

Rebellexa: Okay! 8D

Sorage55: how the Hell is a shower to be planned anyways?

Rebellexa: Let's see... First we need to go shopping for all the stuff!

Sorage55: O.O' wait....WHAT?!

Rebellexa: (You really think I know? )

Rebellexa: ^^

Rebellexa: We need streamers, cake, crap like that.

Sorage55: I'M BESEIGED!

Rebellexa: We also need to figure out some games

Sorage55: TRICKED!

Rebellexa: So do that

Rebellexa: ^^

Sorage55: FOOLED!

Rebellexa: Yup

Sorage55: crap -.-'

Rebellexa: Soo... gimmie yer wallet

Sorage55: hands over wallet in tears T_T

Rebellexa: VICTORY!

Sorage55: *FF victory theme plays* -.-'

Rebellexa: LETS GO PICK OUT A CAKE! *grabs his arm and drags him off to Wal-Mart*

Sorage55: *is grabbed and dragged along*

Rebellexa: Hmmm... *is looking at the cakes*

Rebellexa: OMGGASP!!*throws out arm which hits him in the stomach*

Rebellexa: LOOK LOOK LOOK

Sorage55: *is in pain*

Sorage55: x_x

Rebellexa: ORG XIII AS BABIES

Rebellexa: ON A CAKE

Sorage55: "crap" -.-' *looks at price tag*

Rebellexa: AND A BABY-SHADES OF COLORS COLORED NOBODY SYMBOL

Rebellexa: AND THE BABY XEMMY IS HITTING BABY SORA

Rebellexa: THIS IS PERFECT

Sorage55: "double crap" -.-'

Rebellexa: *screams for a Bakery person to come*

Sorage55: *triple crap*

Rebellexa: *dumps wallet on counter*

Sorage55: *quadruple crap*

Rebellexa: *pays and orders to be delivered on.... insert day here*

Rebellexa: *sweeps rest of money back into wallet and skips off with it*

Rebellexa: TO THE PARTY DEPARTMENT!

Sorage55: *quintuple crap*

Rebellexa: Hmmm..

Rebellexa: Do you see anything baby-related? All I see is wedding crap...

Sorage55: *tried to hide the entrance to the baby supply aisle*

Rebellexa: Why are you freak - OMG

Rebellexa: BABY SUPPLY

Rebellexa: *runs past him*

Sorage55: *spins ravinously as she rushes past me*

Rebellexa: *pulls shopping cart out of thin air*

Sorage55: *is dizzy*

Rebellexa: *fills it up*

Rebellexa: OOH!

Rebellexa: BLACK STREAMERS!

Rebellexa: OOH! BLACK BOOTIES!

Sorage55: *O_e*

Rebellexa: OOH! MORE BLACK BABY-RELATED DECORATION!

Sorage55: *o.e*

Rebellexa: ... This is gunna look more like a funeral

Rebellexa: OH WELL!

Rebellexa: *pulls random stuff off the shelves without even looking and throws it into the buggy*

Sorage55: *(I've never been to a wedding anyways, and only witnessed two funerals in my life)*

Rebellexa: (Good thing this isn't a wedding)

Sorage55: (yeah -.-')

Rebellexa: Ohmagad. I seem to be running out of space for more stuff.

Sorage55: *"Thank god..."*

Rebellexa: *sees a woman walking around with an empty buggy, which happens to be the last one*

Rebellexa: Dang.

Sorage55: "Well I guess this is all we can get, so sorry for the inconvience I guess were done now..."

Rebellexa: *goes up to the woman and demands the buggy.* Woman: NO! I need this! Me: GIMME THAT BUGGY WOMAN IM PREGNANT HERE! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT!? OMAHGAD PREGNANCY DISCRIMINATION!!!!

Rebellexa: *woman gives up buggy in shame*

Rebellexa: ^^

Sorage55: *Is about to burst into tears*

Rebellexa: *starts filling that buggy up*

Sorage55: o.e

Rebellexa: Let's seee

Rebellexa: We need this, and that, and this, some of that,

Rebellexa: A few of that, this one's crap, that one, this one, some of this and that...

Sorage55: *sees the buggy fill up to a sort of mountain of supplies*

Sorage55: o.e

Rebellexa: SAFETY PIN! *throws them in the air like confetti*

Sorage55: *safety pins appear to have struck in my skin*

Rebellexa: Okay, I think we're done

Sorage55: *and my eyes*

Sorage55: *and my mouth*

Sorage55: *and the rest of my body, pretty much missing the buggy*

Sorage55: *Is in immense pain*

Rebellexa: ... Stop whimpering, they're safety pins

Sorage55: *so....sharp....*

Rebellexa: *sighs and pulls them all out*

Rebellexa: Oh great! You got your blood all over them -_-

Sorage55: *sees that the safety pins are made of silver* "aWWW c'mon!"

Rebellexa: I would get more, but the shelves seem to be empty

Sorage55: o.e

Rebellexa: Gawd, do they ever restock these things?

Rebellexa: Alright, I think we're done with that

Sorage55: *sees a store-brand truck outside in the parking lot filled with safety pins and other baby supplies. Grabs a rocket launcher and completely blows up the truck before Rebellexa could see*

Rebellexa: Now, I have to get more maternity because SOMEONE pulled a Saix last night and all of mine got shredded... *glare*

Sorage55: "Yeah...I think were done heh heh..." *throws away rocket launcher...*

Sorage55: o_e

Rebellexa: I said done with that

Rebellexa: We've got more to do

Rebellexa: *drags him to maternity section*

Sorage55: "HEY! Wolf's bane can only go on so long!"

Rebellexa: <.< Shut up and tell me what you think

Rebellexa: *15 minutes later*

Sorage55: *tries to find a gun to shoot self with*

Sorage55: o.e

Rebellexa: NOW does this one make me look fat?

Sorage55: *your pregnant lady...what do you think? >.>* "I think it looks slimming!" O_o

Rebellexa: ... Aww man

Sorage55: ... what happened?

Rebellexa: I DONT WANT IT TO LOOK SLIMMING!

Rebellexa: BEING PREGNANT GETS ME FREE THINGS AND AHEAD IN LINES

Rebellexa: GAH

Rebellexa: *goes back into changign room*

Sorage55: O_O "uhhh...I mean....you look very fat!"

Rebellexa: WHAT!?!?!? FAT!!?!?

Sorage55: -.-' *crap*

Rebellexa: I DONT WANNA LOOK FAT EITHER T^T

Rebellexa: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

Sorage55: *tries to find more silver safety pins to kill self with*

Rebellexa: AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

Rebellexa: *comes out in another shirt* How does this one look?

Sorage55: O_O ummmmm.....pretty?

Rebellexa: ... it's covered in pink flowers...

Rebellexa: YOU THINK IT'S PRETTY?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Sorage55: err...uhhhh...ummmmm I mean..... uhhh...

Rebellexa: YOU FAILED MY TEST! I WAS TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU KNEW MY INTERESTS

Rebellexa: WELL IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH YOU WEAR IT

Sorage55: OMG! *hides*

Rebellexa: *rips it off and throws it at his head*

Rebellexa: *goes back into changing room*

Sorage55: *hangs it back on clothing lines*

Sorage55: "Someone's gonna get half-off price for that shirt..." -.-'

Rebellexa: *comes out in one that has Demon Hunter's first album art covering it*

Rebellexa: What do you think NOW?

Sorage55: "uhhhhh....ummmm...ermmmm...uhhh.....epic?" *flinches in a defensive position* o.e

Rebellexa: YES! Good boy!

Rebellexa: *gives many cookies*

Sorage55: "DOGGY TREATS!" *nom*

Rebellexa: *poses in a mirror* This ain't even from the maternity section - I just got two sizes too big... IT WORKS!

Rebellexa: THAT MEANS I CAN GET COOL CLOTHES

Rebellexa: WOOP DE WOOP

Sorage55: shoop da whoop...-.-'

Rebellexa: Alright... *after buying many many shirts*

Rebellexa: Another thing off the checklist! Next is... food

Sorage55: T_T

Rebellexa: Because someone is sneaking into the house and eating all my favorite foods

Rebellexa: >.> Stupid people

Rebellexa: It's probably Pao... we need to ducktape her door shut at night

Rebellexa: And why is it only MY stuff?

Sorage55: "uhhh yeah...or put a pad lock on the refridgerator door"

Sorage55: idk......envy?

Rebellexa: THEYRE ALL JEALOUS

Rebellexa: Just because my baby isn't named Weenus or Babysmokesalot

Sorage55: ok...

Sorage55: O_o

Rebellexa: STUPID PEOPEL

Rebellexa: *drags him off to the food section*

Sorage55: indeed *whines like a dog*

Rebellexa: OOoooOOOOooooOOOO *drools at all the sugar* SUGAR 8D

Sorage55: T_T

Rebellexa: *fills another cart that magically appeared with various cakes, candies, and other confections*

Rebellexa: Ela likes teh sugar ^^ *pats stomach* Now... *looks at checklist*

Rebellexa: What the crap does thirty electric toothbrushes have to do with a baby shower?

Sorage55: *sees the checklist roll off a mile away from Rebellexa* "crap T_T"

Rebellexa: What smoke has Trish been cracking?!

Sorage55: "eh wot?"

Rebellexa: Oh, there's a side note

Rebellexa: "Make sure one of the toothbrushes is one of the ones that sing Jonas songs while you brush" WTF

Rebellexa: Oh well

Sorage55: doesn't look like either of our handwritings

Rebellexa: I know

Rebellexa: Trish wrote it

Sorage55: ah, I see -.-'

Rebellexa: *drags off to the dental hygiene section*

Rebellexa: Help me find a singing toothbrush... yeah, that didn't sound weird at all

Rebellexa: *scours shelves*

Sorage55: *looks at the children dental section* >.>

Rebellexa: *gets 29 non-singing electric toothbrushes*

Rebellexa: Any luck?

Sorage55: ummmm yeah *holds up brush*

Rebellexa: Good! *grabs it and puts it in buggy*

Rebellexa: Next is... a car battery and three bottles of engine oil? WTF? "I need work done on my car..."

Rebellexa: .... What does she think we are, grocery shoppers? Rox is the one that buys the groceries -_-

Sorage55: "Why have a car when I can run?"

Rebellexa: Well, at least she uses the oil on her car

Rebellexa: She eats the battery

Rebellexa: *sighs* let's go

Sorage55: "goody" -.-'

Rebellexa: *does that in five minutes*

Rebellexa: Next is...

Rebellexa: six Gameboy DSs and 28 copies of Days?

Sorage55: WTF?

Rebellexa: I'm sensing multiplayer mode is one of the games at this Shower

Rebellexa: Works for me!

Sorage55: "don't expect me to be playin' that -.-'"

Rebellexa: Okay, good, you can play the one I read about

Sorage55: goody...

Rebellexa: Oh, you'll LOVE it

Rebellexa: Anyway

Rebellexa: *staring thru the glass that keeps the games and crap locked up*

Rebellexa: *there's six DS boxes and 28 Days boxes* How convienent

Rebellexa: But how do we open this thing?

Sorage55: uhhhhhhhhh idk

Rebellexa: Screw customer support! *breaks glass*

Rebellexa: *puts the stuff in the buggy*

Rebellexa: Okay, next is...

Rebellexa: WTF

Rebellexa: Can you read this?

Sorage55: Let me see...

Rebellexa: *lets him see*

Sorage55: *how intruiging the way this is written*

Rebellexa: Oh cool! I just gave myself a hangnail 8D

Sorage55: "i'm sure you don't know this language do you?"

Rebellexa: HEY WAIT I THINK I GOT IT!

Sorage55: goody

Rebellexa: *violently snatches it from him*

Rebellexa: SHE WANTS FAKES!

Sorage55: "eh what?"

Rebellexa: Remember that time I strapped that fake on you? (That sounded wrong)

Sorage55: indeed

Rebellexa: Apparently she wants the guests to feel our pain >D I love the way she thinks

Rebellexa: What section would that be in?

Sorage55: ......fake section?

Rebellexa: I was thinking the torture section, but let's try there first

Rebellexa: *goes to the fake section*

Rebellexa: ... Yup, once again, you are right

Sorage55: of course

Rebellexa: *grabs a nine month one and straps it on Squishie*

Rebellexa: Aww, you're so cute

Sorage55: *is about to tear fake to shreads*

Rebellexa: If you shred it, you have to buy it

Sorage55: *tears it apart furiously*

Rebellexa: Well, okay

Rebellexa: I was going to get all 8-months, but

Rebellexa: *grabs all the nine-month fakes... that takes up two more buggies*

Sorage55: o.e

Rebellexa: *grabs another*

Rebellexa: The next is... Party Music!

Sorage55: O_o

Rebellexa: We need to pick out something at the party... sidenote: "I trust your judgement"

Rebellexa: ... has she met me? Oh well

Rebellexa: TO THE CDS!

Rebellexa: *drags him off to electronics*

Sorage55: *is dragged to cd's section*

Rebellexa: We need some Demon Hunter, some Maylene and the Sons of Disaster... *flings CDs in buggy*

Rebellexa: Then some Norma Jean, some old-school He Is Legend because the new sounds like crap...

Rebellexa: Then we need some Destroy the Runner...

Sorage55: ....

Rebellexa: What!? I want my baby girl to be a metalhead

Sorage55:

Sorage55: -.-'

Rebellexa: She can hear the outside world now(in fact, could since three months) so I can infect her whichever way I want 8D

Rebellexa: Zexion's voice helps her sleep 8D (Since ya know, her daddeh never talks to her)

Rebellexa: OOH

Rebellexa: KH SOUNDTRACK!

Rebellexa: *throws that in as well*

Rebellexa: Hmnmm...

Rebellexa: *looks right over rack of CDs with the name "Baby Shower Music on them*

Rebellexa: Hmmmmmmmm..... I think that'll do it

Rebellexa: *looks on list*

Sorage55: are we done yet?

Sorage55: -.-'

Rebellexa: Almost

Sorage55:

Rebellexa: Almost halfway, I mean

Sorage55: T_T

Rebellexa: Now they need more pregnancy tests

Rebellexa: Apparently they're using up the last hundred Rox got last week on the grocery run -_-

Rebellexa: Darn rabbits

Sorage55: have they ever even heard of condoms?

Rebellexa: I doubt it

Rebellexa: Sidenote: Don't get Clearblue. Said Pao wasn't pregnant and three hours later she gave birth

Rebellexa: O.e

Sorage55: ok then...

Rebellexa: I used Clearblue O.e

Sorage55: -.-'

Rebellexa: Well, apparently it only detects HUMAN fetuses

Rebellexa: or at least half-human

Sorage55: what's wrong with werewolves?

Rebellexa: THEY SHRED MY CLOTHES <.<

Rebellexa: Okay, next...

Sorage55: ONE TIME!

Rebellexa: .... don't let it happen again, or I'm taking you for an ALL DAY nothing but clothes shopping trip

Sorage55: T_T

Rebellexa: And I'll bring Rox along, who by the way, tried to rape me and said your pants weren't safe two days ago

Sorage55: i'd rather wear silver plae armor....

Rebellexa: Apparently he wants your body

Sorage55: O_o

Rebellexa: Watch out

Sorage55: i'll just kill him if he tries no problem

Rebellexa: Next...

Rebellexa: Condoms for Rox... okay, if he uses them, who is getting - never mind

Rebellexa: I'd rather not know

Rebellexa: You're a dude, go get them

Rebellexa: I'm a girl, and I'm pregnant, and I don't want to scar my female child for life

Rebellexa: So go forth, get those nastly little err... things

Sorage55: *5 seconds later* k got em'

Rebellexa: Goox

Rebellexa: -Good

Rebellexa: Next is.... we're done!

Sorage55:

Rebellexa: To the food section!

Sorage55: T_T

Rebellexa: "We're Done" is a brand of potato chip

Sorage55: O_O

Rebellexa: *fills up a buggy with so-called chips*

Rebellexa: Next is.... twenty king-sized bed comforters?

Sorage55: looks like I gtg now, I am summoned to bed

Rebellexa: Fine

Sorage55: T_T ah well

Rebellexa: We'll resume tomorrow 8D

Sorage55: see ya

Rebellexa: That was the last thing on the list anyway

Rebellexa: Bye

Rebellexa: 8D

Rebellexa: <3

Rebellexa: >D

Sorage55: tommorow is a day I am banished from the computer

Rebellexa: Awww

Rebellexa: I shall wait for you

Sorage55: kk

Rebellexa: BAI BAI <3333

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[Sorage55 10]

*facedesk*

[Rebellexa 0]

I couldn't resist

[Tricia-chan 42]

I did not have 50+ babies! That was on Hinako's part! I only had twins with her, and that's all! T-T

[CardCaptorDeadpool 386]

I did not have 50+ babies! That was on Hinako's part! I only had twins with her, and that's all! T-T

 

Off course you cant have 50 babies, that requires gratuitous amounts of energy. The kind of energy that can make 400 babies who run as fast as Kenyans.

 

 

try shocklate, it's like adding chocolate to an electrical storm.

 

[Koko 3,944]

lollol i better be invited

[Repliku 1]

 

I did not have 50+ babies! That was on Hinako's part! I only had twins with her, and that's all! T-T

 

Off course you cant have 50 babies, that requires gratuitous amounts of energy. The kind of energy that can make 400 babies who run as fast as Kenyans.

 

 

try shocklate, it's like adding chocolate to an electrical storm.

 

 

Lol, win. Powerthirst XDDD

[RoxSox 3,593]

Paolette has only had children with me, Tricia, and Larxy...

-__-'

[Larxene12 86]

ha i better be invited!

half my kids are in a mental hospital anyway

[Rebellexa 0]

I did not have 50+ babies! That was on Hinako's part! I only had twins with her, and that's all! T-T

 

Yes, but you're still on the list.

 

lollol i better be invited

 

Oh yeah, you BETTER come. This was a three-way shower, remember?

 

 

 

I did not have 50+ babies! That was on Hinako's part! I only had twins with her, and that's all! T-T

 

Off course you cant have 50 babies, that requires gratuitous amounts of energy. The kind of energy that can make 400 babies who run as fast as Kenyans.

 

 

try shocklate, it's like adding chocolate to an electrical storm.

 

 

Lol, win. Powerthirst XDDD

 

Lord, don't remind me of that -_-

 

Paolette has only had children with me, Tricia, and Larxy...

-__-'

 

That we know of.

 

ha i better be invited!

half my kids are in a mental hospital anyway

 

You will

[Tom 437]

Paolette has only had children with me, Tricia, and Larxy...

-__-'

 

Damn, you're like a Greek god that's been cheated on a lot of time

[Rebellexa 0]

... I won't point out what's wrong with that statement.