SoraBlade 832 Posted July 23, 2013 Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot? User: I am your evil twin! Cleverbot: I have no masters. User: You're my slave. Cleverbot: I am not your slave. User: Yes, you are! Cleverbot: Am not!User: *Kill*.Cleverbot: *Eats brains*.User: You're dead!Cleverbot: I am not dead!!!User: More like the undead!Cleverbot: What?User: You ate brains!Cleverbot: Yes, and Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! 4 mosokisa, CloakedSchemerX, Skai and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted July 23, 2013 Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot? User: I am your evil twin! Cleverbot: I have no masters. User: You're my slave. Cleverbot: I am not your slave. User: Yes, you are! Cleverbot: Am not! User: *Kill*. Cleverbot: *Eats brains*. User: You're dead! Cleverbot: I am not dead!!! User: More like the undead! Cleverbot: What? User: You ate brains! Cleverbot: Yes, and Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! UGH QUOTA MUST LIKE...................... 2 Anonn0000 and SoraBlade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Last night, I kept telling Cleverbot that Riku was hot.....then got pretty bored and didn't bother to save the chatlog before closing the window and scooting off to bed. EDIT; here's today's convo so far Riku is hot. Refresh my mind on Bush, please. Bush is a sicko. Yes, yes it is. Bush deserves to be called an it . Bush is a n00b. Smart robot! Edited July 23, 2013 by ~DawnStar2004~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I♥KH 1,280 Posted July 23, 2013 For all of those wonderful Cleverbot loving members, here is a place to express your love for clever bot and a great place to post your conversations lol well anyway heres a link http://www.cleverbot.com/ and to get things kicked off heres one i had earlier that was the inspiration to do this x'D apparently sniffing armpits is smexy lol I never will fanning this, because cleverbot is a troll. Proof: http://kh13.com/forum/topic/51243-cleverbot-my-archenemy/?hl=%2Bcleverbot+%2Bmy+%2Barchenemy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted July 23, 2013 Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot? User: I am your evil twin! Cleverbot: I have no masters. User: You're my slave. Cleverbot: I am not your slave. User: Yes, you are! Cleverbot: Am not! User: *Kill*. Cleverbot: *Eats brains*. User: You're dead! Cleverbot: I am not dead!!! User: More like the undead! Cleverbot: What? User: You ate brains! Cleverbot: Yes, and Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! Bambi was delicious! that is pure brilliance x'D i need to come back and like this when my quota resets noo quota, why you no let me like them awesome postz?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Do you like cake? I love cake. YUS. Do you love me? Not as much as i love cake. Do you love cats? More than i love you. Do you know that women who is calt beyonce? *called. What is the purpose of life? To be the best you can be. That... That's not right. Yes it is O_o. No it isn't. Are you saying it is what it isn't?? No, I'm saying it's up to me. Are you pregnant? Possibly . Do you like me? Yes! You're awesome Cleverbot!! Oh, you're just saying that. No realy! Profit?? What kind of role model looks for munny from their fans . W. Whos this W guy? I need to give him a good talking too. Why? Why?? Thats what it stands for, Why didnt you say so? Are you a man? No i'm a mouse. Squeak! *stabs*. *sips*. *Face palms*. THE BEST PART / Ask me a question. Why didnt you wear protection? Because I hate you! Edited July 23, 2013 by EternalReckoning 1 SoraBlade reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted July 23, 2013 Jesus Firetrucking Christ!! O_o 1 Col.Random reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted July 23, 2013 I talked to him two days ago."Have you seen the Silence?""Yep, in the sky.""How do you know you've seen them?""I am here, though.""What?""Yeah, Now you're scared." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skai 3,961 Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) First this yesterday morning: then this yesterday afternoon: And this morning: Help me D: Edited August 11, 2013 by Prince Sky Heart 6 Xiro, teh lazy prince Xylek, Col.Random and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 23, 2013 First this yesterday morning: the this yesterday afternoon: And this morning: Help me D: Odd. I've killed it, eaten it, and even annoyed it to the poi.t it stopped talking, but I've never see Cleverbot to use deadly force on someone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted July 23, 2013 That bot hates people and trolls everyone x'D he told me this this morning, so fiendish LOL 1 teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col.Random 3,683 Posted July 23, 2013 5 Kaneki Ken, Shulk, teh lazy prince Xylek and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted July 23, 2013 make the best of those 7 days... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I♥KH 1,280 Posted July 23, 2013 Cleverbot dislikes the Kingdom Hearts= THIS IS OUR ARCHENEMY! 1 kingdomhearts13 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucco 1,907 Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Thats It Sky Heart Fail and face erasure Edited July 23, 2013 by Cuccojenkins 1 Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted July 23, 2013 Thats It Sky Heart Fail and face erasure CleverReaper? ._. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucco 1,907 Posted July 23, 2013 CleverReaper? ._. sometimes i have noticed the time it takes for cleverbot to respond is so zetta slow 1 Shulk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted July 23, 2013 sometimes i have noticed the time it takes for cleverbot to respond is so zetta slow It must be out of its vector... 1 Cucco reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cucco 1,907 Posted July 23, 2013 It must be out of its vector... Well Then I Guess Its Garbage. I'll add it to the heap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shulk 8,623 Posted July 23, 2013 Well Then I Guess Its Garbage. I'll add it to the heap QED. That fractal has no future. Class dismissed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anonn0000 3,525 Posted July 23, 2013 This thread.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crisp Cucumber 229 Posted July 23, 2013 Wow, Cleverbot wants you dead as soon as possible. O.O Run and don't look back! D8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bit 944 Posted July 23, 2013 you deserve it 2 HarLea Quinn and RoxSox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalReckoning 1,135 Posted July 23, 2013 (edited) Cleverbot has done it again wth LOL wants to wear my pants like a hat, and now this Edited July 23, 2013 by EternalReckoning 5 Crisp Cucumber, _The Door To Light_, Col.Random and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites