We were in our P.E. uniforms playing paddle tennis,and all eyes turn to our principal,Mr. Yentes,who is riding a bicycle one-handed. the other hand is holding up a megaphone. so he's riding around the basketball courts saying that 8thgraders had an awsome attendance record for the 1st part of th CSTs.

 

If anyone else has a weird tale to tell,go ahead.I'm waiting.

o-o Awesome.

It's not exactly a story, but more of a recurring thing. Last year, I had the casual "mean science teacher", but what scared me and my classmates were these bright yellow shorts that he would wear sometimes. It was above his knees, and it like hugged the skin. ._.'

o-o Awesome.

It's not exactly a story, but more of a recurring thing. Last year, I had the casual "mean science teacher", but what scared me and my classmates were these bright yellow shorts that he would wear sometimes. It was above his knees, and it like hugged the skin. ._.'

 

Oh god i had a teacher that wore something like that and my eyes were burning all day and it was a red chilli pepper shorts that was above his hnees and was skin tight i think several people went blind that year hmm wonder why

I have a weird tale.

 

My History teacher was correcting World War II quizes, and he says that someone got a question wrong, but it was so ridculous and funny. The question was, "After Hitler conqured Poland (I believe it was that country, not sure), what region did he go to next?". The guy didn't know the anwser, so he puts "Smecdofian Kingdom". Everybody laughed.

 

FOR SMECDOFIANIANS!

o-o I am a Smecdofian.

this kid, in my math class...(there r w/ him) he was doing his classwork... he did the wrong page...

and for a test we had to show and explain out answers (the same subject, kid and i sat next to him and he showed me ) it was one of the 2 multiple choice questions... he picked like B (i think) and wrote "Because"

There was this one who kid for halloween... um... ran around the school as a male-exclusive body part. He was never seen again afterwards. o________o;

Okay well there's this window that was in my old psychology class that looked out to some backwoods, and well I saw a lot of.....interesting things out that window to say the least..... -_-;

There was this one who kid for halloween... um... ran around the school as a male-exclusive body part. He was never seen again afterwards. o________o;

 

Geez you do that once and forced to move to California to be hidden -.-' Anyways...

 

Back in 6th Grade in P.E. me and my best bud were doing our usual fitness excercises and when it came to the sports the class was assigned to for the week the coach called me and my bud over. It seemed coach had a kid of his own around our age or younger idk, and he asked us if there were any video games out that the kid might be interested in. Seeing as the coach was unknowingly talking to two of California's most KH addicted fans ever we asked him:

 

Us- "Does your kid like....FANTASY GENRES?"

Coach - "yes."

Us- "Does your kid enjoy.....DISNEY CHARACTERS?"

Coach - "umm...yes? O.O"

*Me and my friend had a interestingly evil plan in our heads now...*

Our History teacher threw Jolly Ranchers at us

Our Geometry teacher in 10th grade squirted us with a water bottle if we made any wise-cracks or dozed off.

I've got a few, one was my Biolgy teacher he has a glass eye and one day it fell out, I was at the top of class so I had the best view of his eye socket.

 

Another was when in WoodWork last week. *INSERT innuendo here And there were these two fellas right, one fella Jordan says to Andy that his project is shit jokingly. Then Andy threw a piece of wood at him and Jordan went ballistic and tore onto Andy screaming he'll rip his throat out he even picked up a chisel until Clarky grbbed him and held him back. All the while Pat Barry the WoodWork teacher was just watching with his arms folded

He came in as Jack Sparrow on a bike today in Math.

Before that he came in a banana suit(He didn't have maracas),and before that,a very weird scientist.(He wore a wig that looked like a brain)

 

Not many principles in Tulare would dress up in a costume to encourage the students.