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"Wow!" He had an awestricken look on his face. Under the photo of Chad, covered with lipstick and hickies, read: Chad Safe Bartholomew Flynn.

"Your idiocity has just amazed me. You take it to a whole 'nother level." He reaches into his pocket and shows his own ID: Romeo Antonio Carlos Martinez Soto Cruz Santiago Torres Garcia Espinosa Santos

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"Sure thing," he said buttoning up his shirt. As he walked away he sprayed a bit of cologne on and tossed the bottle on to the bed.

 

Half an hour later at the Inferno Crimson....

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Chad was calmly watching a stripper kindly perform sexual acts in front of him.

"Ohhh slow down baby."

His attention was broke when he caught a small glimpse of metal in a waitresses bloomers.

"A gun..."

He waved Romeo down

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"Eh, dont worry about it man. They use it for their own protection. Alotta the guys around this neighborhood.... well you get the point." Romeo looked behind him.

"Those are the guys we should worry about." A few feet behind them sat tall, armed men in a booth. One was smoking a cigar as the others were cheering in some foreign language to a woman grinding on a pole. A few had Makarov pistols, but there were along Ak-47's laid along the side of the V.I.P. section.

"Those Russians are packing some serious heat!!"

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"Well this can't be good" he muttered to himself. One of the strippers accidentally kicked his drink.

"Oh shi-!!" The drink soaked into his shirt. The stripper kept yelling "Sorry!" on his way to the restroom, maybe hoping for a better tip.

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The russian spoke to him in his thick accent.

"Gte off the ze' table."

"Woww... That was almost polite. You need to work on your people skillz."

"Please get off the table..."

"That was almost not bad! 8D"

The Russian pulled a gun...

Chad snickered then stared at him.

"Your not serious... are you."

The man cocked back the hammer."

Chad sighed...

He pressed his hands against the chair, flipping over... meanwhile he hooked his feet into the seat and slammed it into the mob boss...

Chad got to hsi feet... only to find three more guns and a knife pointed at him.

Chad whistled...

He ducked down, coying one into shooting, he missed of course, and he shot hsi friend.

Chad knocked the shooters feet from underneath him...

He kicked himself up and dropkicked the other gun wielder.

He caught the gun in mid air...

The knife man starteddoing some fancy acrobatic displays with the blade... Chad nodded and smiled the whole time.

"You finished?" He asked the dude...

He nodded.

"Good." And with that, Chad shot him inbetween the eyes.

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As Romeo waited for his shirt to dry, he put his head in the restroom sink and scrubbed his face off. All he could think about was Rosette... and Juliet. Pulling his head out of the icy sink, he rubbed his eyes and heard the sound of gunfire.

"Chad..." But before he could turn around, the sound of a cocked pistol echoed behind him.

A man in a deep Russian voice spoke, "Put your hands behind your head and turn around." As Romeo did as he was told, his eyes caught those of the man. It was Dimitriev, one of the world's most wanted criminals.

"Good day sir. Can I interest you in a towel." Romeo said in a smartass type of way.

Dimitriev gave him a scowl. "I'm not here to play games with you American dog. I want you and your kind DEAD!" He spat at Romeo's shoes.

He looked down towards his shoes and started to chuckle. "And I want a Klondike bar, but that aint happenin is it?" The aggresor was really pissed off now. He slowly pulled back on the trigger, but Romeo kicked it out of his hand just in time.

Dimitriev was too attentive to the gun in the air to notice Romeo, with careful movements, sneaking past his view and putting him in a tight chokehold.

Reacting with force, the man struggles with great strength then elbows Romeo in the ribs with enough force to leave him gasping for air. As he bent over for air, the man struck Romeo in the face with an uppercut, knocking him back...

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Chad stretched, the strippers all stared in amazement...

"Don't worry ladies..." He said, approaching the one closet to him...

"I'd never hurt your ass..."

He slipped a twenty dollar bill inbetween her (bare) breast... stroking them kindly as he pulled his hand away.

"Nonetheless..."

Twenty or so thugs burst through the door.

"I'd get the hell outta here ;)"

All ten strippers slid off their poles and ran backstage... leaving their clothes behind.

Chad cracked his neck, cocked the gun. And readied himself for war.

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The man tried to take avantage of Romeo being on his ass. He proceded forward to Romeo's knocked down body and lifted his foot as to curb stomp him.

Romeo reacted immediatly by spin kicking and knocking Dimitriev over. The tension between the two men heated as Dimitriev rose from the restroom floor and gave Romeo a cold look of hate in his eyes. They exchanged glares for a short while, then Dimitriev made the first move.

Attempting to punch Romeo in the jaw, his attack was avoided with a swift block. Then a spiral kick was delivered by the Russian to Romeo but also avoided due to the swift movements brought on by the latter man. The fight intensified as they each slammed eachother with hard blows to the face and body, many times missing or blocked.

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Chad sighed... about ten men were with him. All weilding guns...

"Can't we settle this like reasonable gentleman?"

They all cocked their weapons and pointed the barrels at his face...

"I'm taking that as no."

He put his hands up... no way he could take them all down... no chance in hell.

"Put your guns down, he's mine." Said a female voice...

The men dropped their weapons and backed up... revealing none other then Alicia...

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Each man seemed to feel total oblivion. They knew almost nothing of eachother, and yet they each felt like it was their duty to remove the other man from the face of the Earth. Their eyes were locked and they circled the restroom, waiting for the other to make the first move. This time it was Romeo's turn.

He pounced toward his oppoonent like a lion and crashed him into the restroom wall. He threw fast, rock hard hits into Dimitriev's face, causing hi to bleed from the lips and nose. Dimitriev countered this attack by kneeing Romeo in the [THIS WORD HAS BEEN REMOVED]. In this weak moment, Dimitriev grabbed Romeo by the shoulders and charged his head into the sink. Pushing his down under, Romeo tried struggling for breath. He was pinned down under the ice cold water, and his thoughts were those of escape. Then he remembered the gun that had been dropped earlier.... Right beneath his feet...

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There was only so much air left in his lungs....

"How do you like this Yankee scum?!" Dimitriev pushed harder and harder, and Romeo felt as though his cold hands were seeping into his skull. He slid his hand down to the ground...

Not much air left he thought to himself. He tried to force the air back into his lungs...

His hands clutched on to the handle of an old Makarov. He slid it closer to his side...

Dimitriev's grip seemed to be tighter and more violent. A few bubbles slipped from Romeo's mouth. He thrashed around to draw attention away from his side...

He finally got the gun at a considerably good angle and distance away from Dimitriev...

 

POW!!!!

POW!!!!

 

Like a mad man, Romeo shot a blind round facing away from him where he thought his enemy would be. He felt the cold hands loosen their grip on his head and he rose and gasped for heavy breaths of air. He turned around to see a wide-eyed Dimitriev with a bullet hole, just missing his heart. Romeo dropped the gun and chuckled. He just sat their in amusement as how weak the Russian lookesd. Taking another gasp for air he just tried to clear things from his mind. Taking this in his favor, with his all his might, the Russian tried reach for the gun. Noticing this, Romeo stands up and gives an immense kick to the face, snapping the man's neck in the process...

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There came a wimpering voice behind the other side of a stall. Romeo kicked down the door and looked down on a skinny man on the toilet with his pants down on the floor. The man was shaking at the sight of Romeo and begin quivering his lip...

"Dont hurt me!!" He exclaimed in a child like manner. In fear, he dropped his AKS74u assualt rifle.

"May I borrow this?" Romeo took the rifle from the floor and left the club through the back door, behind the Russian guards.

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Chad ripped his shirt off... Alicia took off her skirt and throw over, revealing a vast array of weaponry strapped to various parts of her body... gun holsters on her hips... knives and daggers near her shins... a few explosives laced across her front... her bra had attached weaponry of various levels of maliciousness...

And whats best about it? She was wearing nothing but undies...

"Alright... thats what we're talking about."

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Romeo fixed his shirt and walked out of the back door in the restroom. He was in an alley behind the club, and he spotted more armed Russians in the street, a few smoking while others patrolled the entrance to the club. On the other side of the street, half naked strippers were running towards the police station.

 

Romeo grabbed the AKS74u rifle and hid behind a large dumpster. He aimed at one man and.... FIRED!!!

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Outside, a firefight was heating rapidly. The darkness of the alley and the street lights became Romeo's ally as one man dropped dead after another. Then a stray bullet hit Romeo in his shoulder. He stopped, behind the dumpster, gripping the wound in sheer pain. But this didnt stop him. He once again picked up the rifle and began firing back, til the last man was was left. Romeo charged at the man and began firing in a fit of rage, filling his enemy with holes. The other man fired one shot before falling to the ground, hitting Romeo in his leg.

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