Weiss 8,279 Posted May 21, 2013 Take one drink if the official name of the console is Xbox Infinity. Take two drinks if the official name of the console is Xbox 720. Finish your drink if the official name of the console is Xbox 2 Pi. Radians firetrucking rock. Take one drink every time someone says the word “experience.” Judging from Sony’s Playstation 4 press conference, “games” has become a curse word. Take one drink if the controller includes a “share” button. Take two drinks if the controller includes an “Order Pizza Hut” button. Finish your drink if the controller includes a “donate to the Kickstarter for the currently active game’s sequel” button. Take one drink if the Master Chief makes an appearance. Take two drinks if Kameo shows up. Finish your drink if Blinx the Timesweeper is involved. Take one drink if the console includes a new, improved version of the Kinect. Take two drinks if the new Kinect can smell its users. Finish your drink and then cry yourself to sleep if there is no controller, just Kinect. Take one drink every time someone says the word “rich.” Games–pardon me, I forgot to type “experiences”–are no longer “good.” Environments are no longer “pretty.” Gameplay isn’t “fun.” All of these things are now just the equivalent of a particularly decadent dessert. Take one drink if they actually show the console. Take two drinks if a presenter makes a snide remark about Sony hiding their hardware. Finish your drink if the console is plaid. Take one drink if there’s a Halo game announced as a launch title. Take two drinks if it’s a direct sequel to ODST. Finish your drink if it’s a Kinect dance title starring Gravemind. Take one drink if the next Xbox integrates with Windows Phone 8. Take two drinks if the next Xbox shares functionality with Bing. Finish your drink if the next Xbox brings back Microsoft Bob. I'm ready for this 5 Ruby, Kurama, Sonic and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted May 21, 2013 ohhhhhh man im gonna get liver cancer 1 Kurama reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GetOwnedSon 1 Posted May 21, 2013 I'm ready for this. All I need is a few cups of water to do this challenge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oishii 3,987 Posted May 21, 2013 You could probably play this game with grape juice and still get drunk. 1 teh lazy prince Xylek reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizzyy 736 Posted May 21, 2013 I BROUGHT SOME FOR EVERYONE 1 Deadpool reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lostmemory123 1,056 Posted May 21, 2013 My body isnt ready for this.Besides,I didnt feel like dying that day anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sora2 84 Posted May 21, 2013 Or we can just go to bed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurama 171 Posted May 21, 2013 OMG I WILL BE DEAD BY THE END OF THIS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teh lazy prince Xylek 1,559 Posted May 21, 2013 On 5/21/2013 at 2:42 PM, Balloonga said: OMG I WILL BE DEAD BY THE END OF THIS this is what you trained for batman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kurama 171 Posted May 21, 2013 On 5/21/2013 at 2:46 PM, Xylek said: this is what you trained for batman FINALLY I CAN FULFILL MY PURPOSE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Weiss 8,279 Posted May 21, 2013 This was a bad idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
